Mike Scollins @mikescollins
From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him instagram.com/mikescollins Brooklyn, NY Joined March 2009-
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Seeing Dave in London tonight!! I hope he empties his tour bus on JK Rowling 🫡🇬🇧
So looks like calling in the NYPD to arrest over 100 students for peacefully protesting in solidarity with Palestinians in an attempt to silence them has backfired for @Columbia. It’s night 3 and these students are making it clear they’re not going anywhere.
I would be so pissed if someone ever thought I was a cop
this is such a funny thing to be mistaken about
I am in this bonkers movie! Saturday 4/20 at Vidiots!
I am in this bonkers movie! Saturday 4/20 at Vidiots!
hello, I’m Fred Schneider from the B-52s. honestly I’m not sure if I’m the best person to be doing this, but here’s the names of all the U.S. soldiers who were killed in the Vietnam War
I wish they had a Criterion Closet for Goosebumps books
we are finally gonna see the ninja turtles dicks
we are finally gonna see the ninja turtles dicks
Hi. We’re so proud to announce our new record 𝓑𝓪𝓭 𝓙𝓪𝔃𝔃, releasing 06/28 via Smartpunk Records. Vinyl & merch bundles available for preorder now. You can also stream two (2) brand new singles right now everywhere. We really think this album rocks. linktr.ee/virginityisrad
Hey there’s a hot new song by a hot new band that maybe isn’t actually a band but MAYBE it is DOUBLE VAN GOGH doublevangogh.bandcamp.com/track/titanic-…
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Monica McNutt is ALL OF US here @McNuttMonica
@MikeDrucker I got to meet her backstage at Seth thanks to @mikescollins and it was truly a dream come true. She's perfection.
We invited the Jane Schoenbrun to screen two of the key inspirations for I Saw the TV Glow. Join us for a celebration of the cult classics canon, curated by a director whose work is destined to join it. May 3-5: bit.ly/3JBGRR3
@Steven_Hyden Dave Matthews could've written "Wonderwall" but Noel Gallagher couldn't have written "What Would You Say."
is he… y’know… *imitates crab claws*… from maryland???
Damn. Apparently Drew Carey tweeted this exact same thing. Sorry for the double dip, gice.
At some point I’ll find a way to somehow talk about this weekend, but that was the most incredible presentation of live improvised music that could possibly be imagined. Thank you @SphereVegas. & Thank you to the best band on planet earth, @phish.
Deeply honored to welcome two of my all-time heroes to East Somerville this afternoon. Thank you @ewarren + @AyannaPressley for relentlessly fighting for our values in the halls of Congress. Grateful for how you both speak truth to power, take on big fights, and get things done!
Taking nothing for granted appreciate everyone who supports our band and takes the time to come to a show or bump the tunes 🥰🥰🥰
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Let the innocent campers run away or punch their heads off. It's up to you! #Gameboy #pixelart #indiedev #construct3 #screenshotsaturday
Give em whatever they want, they made THE found footage movie
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i’m very proud of our friends for what they’ve made. we’ve been sending each other leaks of our demos from our albums for four years now and it will never get old having a type of connection like that. we love oolong so much.
can't believe i'm finally posting this but SELF-TITLED OUT ON ALL PLATFORMS! LINK IN BIO!! thanks for everything friends, be safe and we'll see ya soon 😋
Went to the Knuckles premiere and got to support my friend of over 20 years @adampally who absolutely kills it in his own TV show. Adam, @gilozeri and I started in improv and sketch together at UCB in a group called Hot Sauce in 2004. It was the comedy group that put us all on…
A friend got me hired on GI Joe 2 as “post-vis coordinator” when I was 24 and my first question day 1 was “what is post-vis?” When we wrapped they told me I was the best post-vis coordinator they’d ever worked with