miranda @mirand0wl
Richmond, VA Joined April 2009-
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i kinda like ppl who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i'm curious
Hey everyone I wanted to kill myself this morning but I just went for a walk and had a Diet Coke and I feel fine now
“what if your mom had aborted YOU” well for one i wouldn’t have to pay all these taxes
idk how the hair extension girlies do it, I literally have a hair appointment today JUST to get tangles out of my hair 🥲
it’s not a thirst trap it’s a historical record of how hot i am in my 20s
People literally do not understand how suicidality works from a hormonal/neuroscience perspective, but it’s almost like your brain having a car crash. Has very little to do with your conscious mind, which is why protective factors matter a LOT.
i learned SO much in college. like what depression is and that i had it
i told a photographer I was too uncomfy to shoot with him alone in a hotel room & he acted kinda mad but I just didn’t reply, and now a couple weeks later he texts me this 😭
*changing positions during sex* okay now let’s do a silly one
I asked my friend for her opinion on chunky loafers (fall fashion trend) and she said thanks for the new nickname for her cats
i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
Selling ass only upsets you if you’re ugly. Never seen a hot girl upset about selling ass!
omg I love u with my whole entire soul
My sister got the looks and my brother got the talent but i can shotgun a beer waaay faster than either of those dumbasses
had a regular (not a regular by choice) tell me he tips better when his waitress flirts with him bc he feels like if he knows he’d like her in his bedroom, he must like her as a server. His wife smiled. Anyways I’m leaving chilis
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332 Followers 457 Following Owner: I&L's DJing & Event Production @ildjing | Instagram: @ianchini | Tweets are my own and do not reflect company viewsIn a bad mood and watching my boyfriend complete a task really slowly. what could go wrong
Me talking about my credit cards:
There are 4 companies that are still trying their hardest to bring me down. But GOD. holla @ y’all tmrw
@chloehenryxxo Girl I’m in my thirties and still get ID’d but I don’t have a hissy fit over retail staff just doing their job. It’s literally your responsibility to remember your ID, you’re not an exception to the literal law. Take the compliment and get off the backs of minimum wage staff.
as a 27 year old i can say that some 27 year olds want to be 35 and others want to be 23 but none of them want to be 27
its called dunkin donuts and i love it
thinking about opening a bakery where everything is specifically made *without* love
My niece broke up with her boyfriend
One thing I love about Pilates is that no matter what type of gut you got, them ab workouts are gonna define SOMETHING. Within a few weeks at that.
How is it that everybody from my hometown is married with kids but nobody from my college is married with kids. This math doesn’t add up to me. Bc the people from my hometown also went to college. So explain how this is happening
when u depressed n suddenly get that burst of optimism n positivity, u gotta utilise those 2.5 hrs u have like ur life depends on it
La Croix. please be fucking fr
What are you convinced people are pretending to enjoy?
@thebravobabe_ That dude is a straight up creep. Guaranteed he has done this before and will do it again. He should be charged.
“I didn’t even know” 💔 This goes beyond the show, i’m glad production stepped in. Captain Jason handled everything with class and respect. But damn. #BelowDeck
can’t believe I have one wild & precious life and I’m spending it terrified to answer an email
Just doesn’t seem like something i would do
VA is the perfect state. 757 is a beachy area, NOVA is the urban NY/Philly feel with pro sports, 804 is a river & arts town, Shenandoah & Massanutten has mountains, cabins, skiing, etc. In my opinion, if you get bored here, you’re probably close minded.
I love VA lol weed legal . You got beaches , cities , rural areas, mountainous terrain. Loose gun laws and good money and decent education
u must release your fear of being annoying or cringe or “too much” in order to truly live a joyful and satisfying life. being a little annoying is actually really fun and many of you need to try it
@anthonyocampo What about the Latinos from New Mexico that had to evacuate with like a 24 hour notice when they tested the atomic bomb in the US? Did they talk about that?
Highly defensive people struggle most in relationships. When we stop being defensive we create emotional intimacy and evolve into better versions of ourselves. How To Break The Habit Of Being Highly Defensive:
“Soft launch” this “hard launch” that, back in my day if you were even slightly interested in someone you’d post full photos of them on main for mcm or wcw