The Mitish Bruseum 🐀 @mitishbruseum
⤵ 🏛🧐🦆🦴👑🌈🤘#satire #parody facebook.com/mitishbruseum Joined August 2020-
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Happy New Year… keep those resolutions simple… 🏛🎉🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🌈🎷🦆🤘
Our Director’s talks are always inspiring.
Visitors are forbidden from making the following jokes to staff: “I’ve got one like that at home!’ “Wonder if they’ll let me borrow that?” “That would go nicely on my wall!” Up your comedy game, peasants! We demand originality!
Who remembers this scene from classic 1968 sitcom ‘Maxwell and the Monolith’? A comedy about a grouchy, bedridden millionaire and his monolith butler? We loved that show, so many laughs, what a mismatched pair! 🤣 #MitishMovies #MonolithHumour #tbt 🏛🎥🤘
The manufacturing process known as ‘Biggerfication’ dates back centuries, and could be used on all kinds of things - as these spoons from 50 AD demonstrate.
Bands of the Multiverse: #306 ‘The Impolite Brigade’ Genre: Posh Metal Instruments: Squebben, Long Bingleparp, Tupenny Flusk, Quonghorn, Dark Trumpet.
‘Eldritch Munch’, one of our world’s entrepreneurs. All hail the great Destroyer, and his cult of idiots! 🏛💸🤘
London, 1888. As you see, our universe is a little different. Yes, if you look closely you can see we had slightly different hats.
Happy 'Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming at the Perimeter Fence’ Day! 💀😱🤘
Why we love an #AlternateUniverse 🏛🚀🤘
Our advertised vacancy for ‘TV Resenter’ was not a typo. Local lunatic, Oswald Kneecream has won the role and can be found in his office, shouting bitter insults at the screen.
History includes things that aren’t easy to pronounce. For instance, Nebuchadnezzar? Firstly, it’s N as in ‘No, Susan, those aren’t my trousers!’ Then it’s ‘ebuchadnezz’ just as it’s spelled. Lastly, AR, as in ‘ARe you sure, John? Well whose trousers are they?’ See, simple.
Our earlier, deleted tweet - a large, capitalised 4-letter swearword and a photo of Elon Musk - was a typo. It was supposed to be a historic map of ancient Mesopotamia, but our fingers slipped. Easily done. Oops. 🙄
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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
@mohitbharatiya_ @elonmusk He bought Twitter with billions on loans and help from Saudi investors. And some of his own money. He is NOT from humble beginnings. How are people so easily led?
@mitishbruseum One man's monolith is another man's advertising space!
@cherylbenson @donie @ConsumerSOS What’s in it for the employees who stay other than an ulcer and divorce ? Is he going to pay them twice as much to do double the work or is he going to strut around like he’s genius to find people gullible enough to be worked to death to make him look good ?
Be more Oswald.
Our advertised vacancy for ‘TV Resenter’ was not a typo. Local lunatic, Oswald Kneecream has won the role and can be found in his office, shouting bitter insults at the screen.
I genuinely can't stop thinking about that edit someone made of Kenneth Williams as Darth Vader.
Thought we would have flying cars by now…
I haven't fully formulated this thought because I'm ripping mad, but all this week I've been unable to stop thinking of the 5 years I worked at TED Talks and how the wealthiest members of this society pump up the egos of men like Elon Musk and empower them to wreak havoc.
@TwitterSupport What a great idea, some sort of verification badge that allows us to know that someone is who they claim they are?
@TwitterSupport This has gotta be the dumbest company on the planet
@MikeSington Elon Musks seems quite Trumpy... a man who thinks highly of himself but also.. incapable of admitting having made a mistake
@JQAProject @davidmackau Why, is Elon gonna buy those too?
@elonmusk @JimMFelton It should only be funny for those of us looking on not the driver at the wheel.
Happy 40th Birthday to us. Love and thanks to all the incredible cast and crew of THE YOUNG ONES and to the BBC who have always been a home for comedy. @AlexeiSaylePod @NigelPlaner1 @AdrianEdmondson @bbccomedy #rikmayall #benelton #pauljackson
Garth is delighted to announce that GARTH MARENGHI’S TERRORTOME is an instant Sunday Times Bestseller! Massive thanks to all of you who have bought copies. Read. Learn. Evolve.
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