Maria @mlstrat
law person/ex-@commercedems; love: sports (basketball, f1, pga, tennis, football), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine; she/her washington, d.c. Joined May 2022-
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another day of wondering how i haven’t been fired yet
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Unbelievably grim article about NYC restaurant reservation scalpers - people are paying a thousand bucks to buy a Carbone reservation on the secondary market. newyorker.com/news/our-local…
looking forward to the hulu limited documentary series on the sudden implosion of foxtrot. undoubtedly it will be called “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” or something and we will find out about some insane cash burn at senior exec levels
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I found Foxtrot useful as a non-alcohol-oriented third space that was open in the evening and had WiFi. I think we could have more places like that
yall i had a long weekend trip that actually left me feeling rested and recuperated!!!!!
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one time for the elder millennials
one time for the elder millennials
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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really annoying to have a wonderful loving supportive partner when a new taylor swift album drops !!! how am I supposed to be so depressed I act like it’s my birthday every day in these conditions
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Oh shit. Sally Field kinda went off here. “The garment you knit for yourself as a child.” Might have to read her memoir now.
thankful for @CreighDeeds’s sponsorship of this wonderful testament to my grandparents.
olive oil bottle: 1 left hand: 3 (wounds ain’t got nothing on me!!!)
you will pry my southern customer service voice from my cold, dead hands
THESE 😭 GO 😭 SO 😭 HARD 😭
THESE 😭 GO 😭 SO 😭 HARD 😭
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king come back it's your time!!!!!
king come back it's your time!!!!!
i did not expect to really begin to love the Sacramento Kings this year but life is full of surprises
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@mlstrat Honestly, this is an amazing idea.
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@mlstrat Maria this is some of your finest work
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