Body Hack #37,937: If you're super impoverished & receive health coverage with very low prescription copays (like $1.20 per), tell your body to aquire seborrheic dermatitis so you'll be prescribed shampoo in perpetuity. Ta-da, you no longer have to pay much for good shampoo.
@BeingCharisBlog I want to laugh at this... but also I want to scream that not having to pay for shampoo is exciting because fuck capitalism and our current health care system
@musicalgal123 Yeah, I shouldn't be more excited that I'm getting near-free shampoo than I am about treating the medical issue it's being prescribed for.
@BeingCharisBlog @musicalgal123 Yeah, that excitement about it being nearly free only exists because of the #EnforcedPoverty for most #disabled dolks