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Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
21 hours ago@guatefuckk Stop noooo I need you please let’s go on a date when you come back 🫣

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
22 hours agoMoral of the story I think I’m lacking human interaction atm

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
22 hours agoIt’s bad for me
My boss simply said good morning and I went into a rant about jersey shore and about Acapulco shore I
Could tell homegirl did not care but I couldn’t stop myself it was like something came over me ✋🏼

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
a day agocrazy how my first instinct in the mornings were always to check my snap and insta. I dont even miss that anymore but now I need enough courage to delete my tiktok

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
2 days agoJalapeño with cream cheese is such a simple snack but oh lord is it so good

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
2 days agoI actually kinda like that LinkedIn tells people when you’re stalking cause I’m only using it to grow my career so if you see me snooping it’s a compliment and I want your job

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
2 days ago@arcticpaloma And you deserve that and so much more you’re a rockstar and a beautiful angel blessing the earth everyday

𝐦𝐫𝐠𝐫𝟒𝐲 ➫ 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 @Mr_Gr4Y
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Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
3 days ago@vatopicoso We’ll forgive you for this only cause you’re pretty.

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
3 days ago@trujilloruby2 Yay proud of you I’m sure it was absolutely amazing

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
3 days agoDo y’all actually enjoy salads dressed with just olive oil Fr?

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
3 days agoWorking in an office with just women means all the mugs are about womanhood. Cause here I am drinking my coffee from a mug that says women up 😂

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
3 days ago@bolasdepulpo Facts I love going to the gym but also love eating whatever I want

josu @bolasdepulpo
3 days agocause i'm lazy and i love carbs twitter.com/ella_bosslady/…

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
3 days agoShakira being in my top 5 makes sense Becuase I did listen to antología for an entire day when I was heartbroken 😀

wiLL @willfulchaos
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Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
3 days agoEvery year without fail 🫶🏼 I love you sm @KALIUCHIS #SpotifyWrapped

ıʇuɐs :pʍɟ 🛸 @santydotcom
4 days agoMe pretending to not care about my Spotify Wrapped so it comes faster

Alberto💦 @muert0_albert0
4 days agoGonna say yes to the next person who asks me out cause I’m a little sad and wanna go to the zoo lights
