julia duffy @mybadauditions
Done getting new headshots, feel free to use that aging filter thingy #instagram @thejuliaduffy #itstheguns #palmroyale @appletv 🌴👑 watch to the end!! LA/NY depending on mood Joined August 2017-
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This has to pass, we all need protections against AI using our images in perpetuity after death. This is a basic human right.
This has to pass, we all need protections against AI using our images in perpetuity after death. This is a basic human right.
A once in a lifetime talent. Do not miss this. And it's coming to Bway, as it should. 5 stars? No. A million.
There's hope for the world
I'm personally against enacting laws about women's health from a time before women could vote. But that's just me, someone with a frontal lobe.
If you're voting for Joe Biden and you have less than 1,000 followers, we're going to help get you there in the coming weeks so we can be ready for the election in November. Here's how: • hit the retweet button (yes, we're still calling them tweets) • reply with the hashtag…
If you're voting for Joe Biden and you have less than 1,000 followers, we're going to help get you there in the coming weeks so we can be ready for the election in November. Here's how: • hit the retweet button (yes, we're still calling them tweets) • reply with the hashtag…
If you're a woman and you wouldn't want a relationship with a man who wants to control every aspect of what you do with your body, why would you vote for one
My day made. Thank you for this❤️
Nails it
Follow and help these Uvalde parent. There is no healing without justice.
Follow and help these Uvalde parent. There is no healing without justice.
Guys please help me I’m so confused- if bans never work and all we need to end gun violence is thoughts and prayers why ban abortion?
Got mine
I'm really surprised that no one is actively talking about what an America run by the GOP looks like. We can see it in deep red states right now, and it's horrifying. 1/n
We’re now moving into Unabomber levels of mental illness. And yet this man, with 88 indictments and descending into furious dementia, is the Republican nominee for the next US President. And the media and the GOP are all pretending this is normal. Have they also lost their minds?
We’re now moving into Unabomber levels of mental illness. And yet this man, with 88 indictments and descending into furious dementia, is the Republican nominee for the next US President. And the media and the GOP are all pretending this is normal. Have they also lost their minds?
Don't do it. Grownup her will be happy to see them again.
Don't do it. Grownup her will be happy to see them again. https://t.co/EcaThB6ftS
Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra
311K Followers 170K Following Mom, grandma, proud American. SAG AFTRA #TheResistance. Building a community one follow at a time. Out Now - Nancy Sinatra: One For Your Dreams Deluxe Book👇
Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF
93K Followers 32K Following Actress writer activist flyfisherwoman closet farmer patriot co-founder LA CAFE co-founder DontGetPurged
Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone
177K Followers 31K Following New tour dates. Podcast NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE New albums CATS, COPS AND STUFF, PAULA POUNDSTONE GOES TO COLLEGE streaming worldwide.
Lydia Cornell @LydiaCornell
62K Followers 48K Following Mom of boys; Legacy VERIFIED ONLY account Sara 'Too Close for Comfort'; ABC, HBO Curb, 250 TV shows, AFI Best Actor; 29 yrs sober; #BanAssaultWeapons #ally
Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY
83K Followers 1K Following Novelist, playwright, essayist and screenwriter, whom the New York Times has called, “one of our pre-eminent humorists.” Illustration by Tom Bachtell
Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA
353K Followers 1K Following I'm a triple threat; writer, photographer, arsonist
Caissie @Caissie
68K Followers 7K Following TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins/Watch What Happens Live! w/@Andy Cohen, Busy Tonight! YA novelist, author @debenham's girl. She/her
Kiersten Warren @KierstenWarren
46K Followers 19K Following Actress/Writer.Dedicated poetic observer. Love buying clothes I can't afford for parties I'm not invited to.
Dave Foley @DaveSFoley
204K Followers 2K Following I am selectively famous.I don’t respect your beliefs.Also,I don’t respect my beliefs. Podcast, Really?!. with Tom and Dave now available.
Joe Newberry @JoeNewberry
37K Followers 19K Following Banjo/Guitar/Songs/Sings Recording Academy Member Be kind. People need it. You need it. JN on Patreon https://t.co/7sZ8CYArZO Photos-Jillian Clark
Elayne Animals & Come.. @ElayneBoosler
57K Followers 10K Following Comedian since 1885. Founder https://t.co/y6KEncNpJe. https://t.co/fvjbAgqppC https://t.co/upXECezIYa. https://t.co/tDCBLh9rwg
Saverio Guerra @saverio825
7K Followers 1K Following Actor,Writer,father,drummer. Curb your enthusiasm etc etc.
Quinn Cummings @quinncy
68K Followers 3K Following Nasty, brutish, short. Mostly bacteria. she/her/bitch. My podcast: https://t.co/74Oj3ofIA3
Paul Myers @pulmyears
24K Followers 6K Following Host: @RecordStoreDay Podcast, Author: Kids In The Hall: One Dumb Guy, A Wizard A True Star: Todd Rundgren In The Studio, Executive Producer: KITH Comedy Punks
inwood guy 🟧🏳�.. @Ambrodesigns
6K Followers 6K Following Designer. Taking on domestic terrorists 1 tweet at a time — #FBR and proud 🏳️🌈 #Resist. I stand w 🇺🇦
KristinS @KristinS622
14 Followers 129 Following
⛴️ BCFerriesMuseu.. @BCFerriesMuseum
14 Followers 16 Following I've been on 2 ships - both sink same waters - Inside Passage. MV Queen Of North, SS Vera Cruz. True story. All else here historical parody.
Leslie Gray Streeter @LeslieStreeter
18K Followers 6K Following Columnist, @BaltimoreBanner. Author “Black Widow,” Little, Brown. Holds fake PhD in GenX pop culture. Judging your crab cake. Repped by Glass Literary. She/Her.
bahar dmrrr💛💙 @BhrDMRRR
31K Followers 17K Following Kalp Solda Atar Ritmi Dinleyin... Hayatı tespih yapmışım salıyorum derneği📿başkanı📿
robit mcclain @robitmc
1K Followers 3K Following ret Architect BArch UArk Married 51yrs Useful: [email protected] and [email protected] )) Putin and Trump are both sick fuzz
ShorePatrol420🏴.. @uscgvet999
2K Followers 4K Following 🥷 USCG Vet/BM3/Sniper/⚓Ex-ShorePatrol☠ Lover of Film📽️ Fondue🫕 and Freedom🗽 I got guns too☠️ Huckleberry🥧 🖕MAGA🤬tRump🖕 IrishAF☘️Wiseass🫏 #TheCape
James L H Bartlett @jameslhbartlett
77K Followers 25K Following I enjoy business, innovation, life-long learning & to #ChangeTheWorld to help others. Entrepreneur, interim CxO, investor, adventurer, thinker & do-er. NO DMs!
Keanu Reeves @KeanuReeve29116
245 Followers 4K Following actor. Born in Beirut and raised in Toronto, he made his acting debut in the Canadian television series Hangin' In (1984), before making my feature film 🎥
you're sexier in a ma.. @jeffdodds3
155 Followers 295 Following Settler, Music lover, TCM addict, Rider Pride, Democratic Socialist, Truth and Reconciliation, #MMIWG2S #BLM 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🏳️🌈 Stonewall was a Riot.
Neil Mink Lecture Ser.. @TheBitchBot
149 Followers 569 Following You're nothing but a pack of cards.
Paul Morgan @EjinyereDesmond
152 Followers 864 Following I'm a person who loves exploring and also seeing the beautiful https://t.co/5brzMd1jpa America 🇺🇸 Freedom is a God given right. Question everything. WE the PEOPLE must
AnnieLu @AnnieLu159
37 Followers 644 Following
Gen John Johnson @JohnsonGen83864
57 Followers 407 Following I'm from Detroit Michigan but currently in rota Spain for a contract with the NATO inter governmental organization
Susana Carranza, PhD .. @SusanaVDR
769 Followers 959 Following Not that kind of Dr. Engineer turned voting rights activist.
I Smoked Don Snoreleo.. @BlackKnight10k
232K Followers 45K Following Host:@PardonPod w/@cooltxchick @caroledwine @taradublinrocks Sponsored by @ColinDMcIntosh of Sheets and Giggles
Mohammed A bin sheikh @ChukwuaniC26768
6 Followers 148 Following crown prince of Dubai, an Arabic gentleman that can speak English very well ❤️🩹🌈
janManning⚖️ @JanTheJam
1K Followers 2K Following #CantWeAllJustGetAlong #LoveWins #MarinersBaseball . noDM’s #YouDMIblock
Islandspirit22 @kcerrati
490 Followers 1K Following Retired from medical career/woman/mother/wife/grandmother/pro choice/believes in freedom/loves nature/books/music
Sonja S @SonjaSquare
279 Followers 851 Following Love 💖 Peace 🌻 Respect 🌹💞 💙🌈🟧 🌹🏳️⚧️ 🌊 🚫 DM Retired to SWVa enjoying mother nature and the mountains ❤️ of course with Tater🐕❤️
wine-stained lens @winestainedlens
4K Followers 4K Following I shoot. I write. I drink wine. Pure-hearted hedonist & nature photographer. I believe in truth, justice, & the American way, so expect some political posts.
Linda_Stewart598 @LStewart598
410 Followers 5K Following INTERPOL 🇺🇸’ FIGHT AGAINST CYBER BULLYING; (CYBER BULLYING AFFECTS REAL LIVES)
Elon musk @EMusk66638
43 Followers 611 Following CEO-Twitter, SpaceX🚀, Tesla🚘 Founder-The Boring Company 🛣️ Co-founder-Neural-ink, OpenAl 🤖
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following In the name of the Earth & the Wind & the Fire, amen https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Dave Torguson @davetone007
222 Followers 712 Following
J Bird @JayFisk1
45 Followers 225 Following
ANTIFA ADJACENT✊�.. @FarberShaun
3K Followers 5K Following NO DMs-She/Her-Ancestral Anarchist-Proud Luddite-History/Politics-BERNIE!- CORBYN-BLM-BDS-Animal Rescue-My sister is Covfefe LePew, @rinzenlhamo. Yeah, I know.
DOGSRULE @Jeffreyaasen5
14K Followers 14K Following 🌊 🇺🇸ALOHA🏳️🌈 love my dogs,love my island home, sunsets,potty mouth🤬friend of Bill 7/26/93 resist! I don’t open DM’s 🚫list please✌🏼
Walkhard @DeuxOuiCox
25 Followers 157 Following Procrastinator, Master speller, Love needles, Won't argue with fools, Ready for Armageddon (survivor of several), Covid survivor…I think. Orvis 9 ft tip flex.
Kevin Daly @kevinddaly
15K Followers 1K Following Sometime Theatre Aficionado. Tony Awards Researcher. Tea Enthusiast. Alleged short king. Soprano Connoisseur. Raised on TCM. Kimberly Akimbo Fan. He/Him
Mike Kiley @MikeKiley19
191 Followers 394 Following
georgiann shehee @GeorgiannShehee
8 Followers 195 Following
Dawn A-N 🐯🌎 All.. @tigerfan728
298 Followers 983 Following Mizzou fan, Park Hill Trojan Alum, KC Royals & Chiefs fan, born & raised KC North, KStateMom. All tweets/retweet’s are my own🌎& no one else’s.
Guzman Watson Pene @penewatson
356 Followers 2K Following I'm a private contractor currently with Delphinus Engineering Inc. A dad of 3 kids, patriotic citizen of the USA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
NeonCloud @NeonCloud14
314 Followers 4K Following
Debbie Stone @BettyCRocker56
27 Followers 292 Following
Monique Parent @moniqueparent
18K Followers 7K Following Vaguely familiar. Lover of cats and tacos. Silver hair rocks. Turophobic. Head over heels in love. #BLM 🌊 🦄 No DM’s from men. https://t.co/eFDuZHV2Fs
jimmyjames @matchjames
325 Followers 898 Following I don’t tweet. Until I do. Central Jersey/ Western Catskills
Leigh Harrison Helber.. @LeighHelberg
3K Followers 1K Following Made some movies, made some tv, made some kids, ran some marathons, got some cancer, organized on some marches. #BreastCancer #lymphedema survivor. Good human.
Scott Drury @ScottFBuckley
11 Followers 180 Following
kcary @kcary
5 Followers 49 Following
Laraine Newman @larainenewman
103K Followers 688 Following Founding member of The Groundlings Original cast member of Saturday Night Live. Cellulite model. Raver who lives for the drop.
Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra
311K Followers 170K Following Mom, grandma, proud American. SAG AFTRA #TheResistance. Building a community one follow at a time. Out Now - Nancy Sinatra: One For Your Dreams Deluxe Book👇
Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF
93K Followers 32K Following Actress writer activist flyfisherwoman closet farmer patriot co-founder LA CAFE co-founder DontGetPurged
Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone
177K Followers 31K Following New tour dates. Podcast NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE New albums CATS, COPS AND STUFF, PAULA POUNDSTONE GOES TO COLLEGE streaming worldwide.
Bob Newhart @BobNewhart
225K Followers 69 Following Official Twitter Page for Bob Newhart - comedian / actor / all around nice guy Also on Facebook http://t.co/aRL8i5ZeCG
Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY
83K Followers 1K Following Novelist, playwright, essayist and screenwriter, whom the New York Times has called, “one of our pre-eminent humorists.” Illustration by Tom Bachtell
Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA
353K Followers 1K Following I'm a triple threat; writer, photographer, arsonist
Ben Mankiewicz @BenMank77
118K Followers 2K Following TCM host, CBS Sunday Morning contributor. Read a TelePrompTer better than anyone you know. Unless you know David Muir.
Caissie @Caissie
68K Followers 7K Following TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins/Watch What Happens Live! w/@Andy Cohen, Busy Tonight! YA novelist, author @debenham's girl. She/her
Elayne Animals & Come.. @ElayneBoosler
57K Followers 10K Following Comedian since 1885. Founder https://t.co/y6KEncNpJe. https://t.co/fvjbAgqppC https://t.co/upXECezIYa. https://t.co/tDCBLh9rwg
Saverio Guerra @saverio825
7K Followers 1K Following Actor,Writer,father,drummer. Curb your enthusiasm etc etc.
Quinn Cummings @quinncy
68K Followers 3K Following Nasty, brutish, short. Mostly bacteria. she/her/bitch. My podcast: https://t.co/74Oj3ofIA3
Summer Ray @SummerRay
28K Followers 1K Following voiceover/writer/illustrator/absolute joke. https://t.co/nwwRcZusqj
Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg
305K Followers 769 Following OPEN 365 days, see https://t.co/SywHZTpN97 for hours. 1,454 ft above NYC. Rated #1 US Attraction by @Tripadvisor. Text CONNECT to 274-16 to get alerts on our Lights!
QuickSilverTheaterCo @QuickSilverThtr
437 Followers 601 Following 4 WORDS & Theater w/ an ER. Home of (QSTC) Playwrights of Color Summit, & Nozomi Williams NYC Reading Series Supporting emerging artists of color since 2013.
Brynn Tannehill @BrynnTannehill
132K Followers 2K Following Author of three books. Former naval aviator. Spouse. Parent. Harbinger of doom. Personal account; views here are mine alone.
Mary Kay McNee @KayMcnee
12 Followers 109 Following
Andrew Weissmann (wei.. @AWeissmann_
361K Followers 2K Following Co-host of @MSNBC podcast "Prosecuting Donald Trump;” author of 2 NYT bestsellers "The Trump Indictments" and "Where Law Ends: Inside the Mueller Investigation”
Hal Lublin (He/Him) @hallublin
13K Followers 2K Following Actor: Venture Bros, @unbeatablesg, @highonlifegame, @nightvaleradio, @thrillingadv. Podcaster: @wegotthistweets, @tightsfights, @nightvalechat
TrumpWillLookGreatinO.. @BDNTWLGIO
19K Followers 15K Following Merrick Garland and Jack Smith are kicking ass | Proud I never had to ask trump for a pardon #FBR #darkbrandon Trump is going to prison, not the White House
Simon Rosenberg @SimonWDC
156K Followers 6K Following Political Strategist, Commentator, Hopium Purveyor | NDN, DNC, DCCC, Clinton War Room, ABC News | Slava Ukraini! | Other places - https://t.co/Fy9PYAL934
The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub
272K Followers 5K Following Run by admin, while Blindboyboatclub is writing his next book and creates his weekly podcast. Tweets by BB #ActuallyAutistic
Frank Mitman @frankdpi
16K Followers 15K Following I'm a professional photographer who appreciates craftsmanship in art, music and life. I am a classically trained guitarist. Liberal for the right reasons.
Sarah Burgess 🌻�.. @sunkist111
3K Followers 5K Following Mom, friend, artist, writer, photographer, film maker, adventurer, tea master, fierce advocate for human race. https://t.co/CnNWTqvPSU
Brett Cross @BCross052422
68K Followers 1K Following Lost my son Uziyah “Uzi” Garcia on 05/24/22 at the Robb Elementary Shooting. Views are my own. #LetsAskUzi #RememberTheirNames
Jesse McLaren @McJesse
1.1M Followers 1K Following Board Certified Comedy Writer. Didn't pay for Twitter Blue, just cursed.
Brian Allen @allenanalysis
70K Followers 456 Following 🇺🇸Pre-law: @lifeatpurdue FOUNDER/CEO: @limefunding 🏛️Daily Threads |📍NYC | Follow me today and stay updated with relevant topics. @diaryofthetimes
Matthew Perry Foundat.. @MatthewPerryFdn
342 Followers 1 Following Official profile of the Matthew Perry Foundation, continuing Matthew’s enduring commitment to helping others struggling with the disease of addiction. Join us.
Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy
91K Followers 6K Following Proud democrat. Patriot. Writer. Filmmaker/producer (ADRIENNE, HBOMax). Podcaster. Non-profit founder supporting women filmmakers. Drummer. Biker. Candy man.
C.W. Harris @cwharris773
4K Followers 4K Following Husband. Father. Project Manager. Branding + Digital Marketing Strategist at @CWHarrisChicago. Michigan State University Alumnus. #SD4L 🏈. #GetItHowYouLive 👑.
Fascinating @fasc1nate
3.3M Followers 2K Following Posting interesting science, gadgets, history, art, and more. Subscribe for in-depth posts. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Duncan Jones @ManMadeMoon
362K Followers 1K Following Director of Moon, Source Code, Warcraft, Mute, the graphic novel MADI & the kids Stenton & Zowie. New film(s) in the works.
Nate McMurray @Nate_McMurray
20K Followers 511 Following US Congressional candidate for NY26. Healthcare as a human right. Ban assault weapons. Fight MAGA. #UBI. Bubble-up. Build WNY. https://t.co/O87dyaIXRt
Skyler Higley @skyler_higley
26K Followers 997 Following standup/staff writer @midnight. formerly CONAN, @theonion.
Jeff Sharlet @JeffSharlet
87K Followers 5K Following NYT Bestseller THE UNDERTOW: Scenes from a Slow Civil War. THE FAMILY (book & Netflix). THIS BRILLIANT DARKNESS. Words+pics @VanityFair. Teach @Dartmouth.
Jay Kogen @JayKogen
10K Followers 2K Following Remarkably handsome Emmy winning writer/director for The Simpsons, Frasier, Malcolm In The Middle + #PhilosophyPhriday many others. RETWEETS = LOVE ❤️
⚜Eadie from The Lou.. @eadie_stl
627 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/jfYljJSM87 Woman Introvert Loner Atheist Feminist Egalitarian PetMom Attorney STL Cardinals ⚾️ GB Packers 🏈 #Truth #Honesty #Ethical
Rob Ripley @rbripley
3K Followers 3K Following Writer. Magnet Mgmt. Spouse, sibling, baseball & dog lover. He/Him. 🏳️🌈Yinzer. #LetsGoBucs @rbripley on the socials.
John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz
127K Followers 1K Following Editor of Commentary. Can quote the Sicilian dialogue from THE GODFATHER.
Above_96th @Above96th
12K Followers 4K Following Not the best birder. Definitely not the best photographer. Usually in Central Park, but will travel for Timberdoodles! Also @ above_96th on Instagram.
Dominic Burgess @dominicburgess
8K Followers 4K Following Cats! Nerd Things! Actor & writer. Find me on PALM ROYALE, PICARD, FEUD, DR DEATH, MAGICIANS, GOOD PLACE, DAHMER, SUNNY IN PHILLY 🏳🌈🇬🇧🇺🇸 (he/him)
Meredith Whittaker @mer__edith
91K Followers 4K Following President of @signalapp, Chief Advisor to @ainowinstitute (Also on Mastodon @[email protected], also on bsky @meredithmeredith.bsky.social)
Paul Reiser @PaulReiser
60K Followers 106 Following You know… The guy from the thing with the thing…. Yes you do. Yes you do.
Just a Rancher. No di.. @Justaranch
24K Followers 23K Following I’m a real Patriot Join me at Men for Women's Rights https://t.co/6kPUG43MNM
Tom Colicchio @tomcolicchio
895K Followers 2K Following Chef, food activist, gardener, fishing fanatic & father to three, lover of Tiki dog. Simpsonized. @CHFTYofficial
Catherine Smith-Smyth.. @Catzies
1K Followers 5K Following @catzies.bsky.soc 🦋 desert diva🌵@everysimpsons enthusiast💛fashionista feminist👸gameshow goddess💰#LillyPulitzer lover #RanchoRelaxo #CAwx✨ SoFla scion🏖
Richard Williamson @rcwmsn
17K Followers 17K Following 裸と裸の付き合い “We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give” - W S Churchill 원숭이도 나무에서 떨어질 때가 있다
Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence
13K Followers 12K Following Multiple Gracie Award Winning Radio Host, TV chick @sunriseon7, Published Author, Irritant. Listen to me @CBSNewsRadio
Covie @covie_93
139K Followers 50K Following "Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again" - Nelson Mandela Threads: covie_93 #FBR
Robert King @RKing618
8K Followers 2K Following Michelle and I do shows: Evil, The Good Fight, BrainDead, Good Wife, and Elsbeth. We also produce other shows: Your Honor, Happy Face, Would I Lie to You.
David Slack @slack2thefuture
35K Followers 5K Following TV Writer: Person of Interest, Teen Titans, Law & Order, Lie To Me, Magnum PI https://t.co/SQYmrHthAU
The lower house of Swiss parliament on Wednesday followed in the footsteps of the Senate in approving a measure that would ban the use of, public wearing or display of Nazi and racist symbols that could foment extremist hate or violence. apnews.com/article/switze…
The Supreme Court Majority probably can string together a bunch of crap 1800’s to 1900’s rulings to justify turning America into a fascist, elite, religious right, white people can rule only regime, they just have to violate the oaths they took to do it.
Leslie is one of the good ones.
TIME’s list of the 100 Most Influential People in the world is out. Totally knocked out to be included. time.com/6964735/leslie…
I have driven a pick up truck for about 10 years. But I’m about to trade this sucker in going to get a forerunner, I think. Am I crazy? Am I going to miss this?
It was Borowitz
Another juror which Trump's attorneys are seeking to have removed: “I do read the Borowitz report.”
I always answer spam calls like I'm a customer service rep. "Good afternoon, this is Catherine, how may I help you?" And they hang up on me. 🤣
Get it?🤔 If we just lock up 45 million people we can live in paradise! 🤦🏼♂️😡 #OrWeCanTreatDrugAddictionAndIncreaseTheSocialSafetyNetToEliminateTheDesperationBehindMostCrime
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R) says that if officials lock up 15% of the population, there will be no crime: "Only about 15% of all Americans commit 100% of the crime ... If you lock up the 15%, we don't have any crime."
Gonna think about this all day.
Found a baby fox on my dog walk, crying and walking up to people for help. Had no choice but to take it home and it immediately settled into my dog’s crate. The fox rescuers are on their way now my good gosh look at that face
@mybadauditions Hilarious. I remember Ruth and Dom on the Garry Moore Show.
Two of the biggest insurance companies, State Farm and Farmers, are built around farming. But do you need to be a farmer to be a customer? No! It’s like nothing matters anymore. We stopped caring. I got shoes on my hands. I had blocks for breakfast.
This really puts the dire in voir dire
Another juror which Trump's attorneys are seeking to have removed: “I do read the Borowitz report.”
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
Himself just referred to these pants I’m wearing as my “ Awesome Ass Pants”.
Fabulous.
Butterflies will sometimes land on a Caiman and drink its salty, crocodile tears to in order to survive. This helps the Caiman to feel both less sad and more fabulous.
When Amy died people needed someone to blame no matter how much pain it caused her family.This beautiful film challenges that narrative & It’s No 1 in the UK.Go & see it, celebrate her,dance in the aisles & have compassion for those affected by addiction❤️ variety.com/2024/film/box-…
@DreyfusJames I've faked a phone call when walking behind a woman before now so she was aware where I was at all times. Then had to keep up an almost painful pace to overtake her and put a decent distant between us - my poor cankles weren't happy but needs must 😬
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