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The Pittsburgh Penguins just got vibe checked by the Arizona Coyotes. They failed.
BREAKING! Pekka Rinne has been suspended from the NHL because he was playing cards against humanity too much.
Vladimir Tarasenko is wondering if you took your meds today. Did you eat something?
John Tavares was late to practice because he was grocery shopping. He sends his apologies.
The Montreal Canadiens just got vibe checked by the Florida Panthers. They passed.
Tuukka Rask: God, is that you?Patrice Bergeron: No, dumbass.
Johnny Gaudreau: God, is that you?Tyson Barrie: No, dumbass.
BREAKING! The New York Islanders are your 2020 Stanley Cup Champions!
Oh! Carter Hart posted for the first time in a while.... and it's a fishing trip photo.
Brent Burns wants to play for the Hartford Whalers. He even had bedsheets with their logo on it as a child.
The Columbus Blue Jackets have decided to fight Gary Bettman, because he was sleeping.
Tuukka Rask has been sitting here trying to figure out what comes after the number 1 for hours. He's on the verge of a breakdown.
It's 5:39 AM. You hear the door open. You reach for something to protect yourself, and start to panic. It's him. Patrick Marleau.
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@nhlshitpost @nielsnhl i don’t think people know that this is a randomly generated bot tweet... lol
@guentzelvania @nhlshitpost stop this madness shit post bot!
You take that BACK YOU TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW
After nonstop partying for hours, Charlie McAvoy is exhausted and just looking for his sweetheart, Pat Maroon.
....i mean...
Frederik Anderson wants to play for the Toronto Maple Leafs. He even had bedsheets with their logo on it as a child.
*Paul Bissonnette: no state income tax Fixed it.
therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? Paul Bissonnette: Fore check, back check, pay check. therapist:....yes.
@nhlshitpost @jennforhockey I'm going to be bored to death then? Thanks.
Symbiotic relationship of hermit crab and sea anemone
@nhlshitpost (Player) was vaccinated. Makes you think
One of my low-key favorite things about this bot is that there was a misspelling of Travis Konecny’s last name and apparently that’s now his name on this bot in perpetuity.
Travis Kocecny asks you to stay hydrated. Drink some water, babes.
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