Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
This is my official twitter i like bananas. theyre yellow. youtube.com/normmacdonald Los Angeles Joined April 2009-
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Morikawa shoots a 64 to get to -9. He was my pick for this week, but I laid off at last second due to injury concerns.
On Draftkings, one of the oddest props. Morikawa to miss the cult at +350. it took a long time to figure but the problem is last week I declared my pick as Morrikowa. Boy, would my face be red. evidently some inside knowledge on injuries.
Brooks Koepka to make top 20(-130) {available at Fanduel} for 8,000 units.
Bankroll takes a hit and falls from 22.2k units. Current Bankroll: 17,800 units.
Lose 4000 units, 400 juice, in a great great game.
missed shot by the Suns then Milwaukee gets the ball and scores. Bucks up by 2.
Miss and then an awful foul and the SunsCrowder at the line. Hits both and Phoenix leads by 2.
Will need OT to have any chance at the Over but none of that matters now. We need a win. We need a 2-2 final. We deserve it.
The boys on tv showing the Kobe_esque clinic he is putting on.
And this one looks like it might end in a leisurely back and forth, leading to and Under and a Milwaukee loss. Time to Stand Up, Giannis. This is history.
I would choose Milwaukee winning and the Under hitting than Milwaukee losing and Over hitting.
The line finds Middlerton and Middleton misses and a odd 3point play.
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@youmeband @normmacdonald @netflix I’d 10000% watch this. Brilliant
While we all watch endless TV make sure you take 10 minutes for #NormMacdonald comedy set just one week ago. THE last great standup set we're going to see for a while. Simply incredible, @normmacdonald is the best Part 1 youtube.com/watch?v=-skA4G… Part 2 youtube.com/watch?v=hoYUX3…
@AndyKindler @mehdirhasan @JoeBiden @allinwithchris @chrislhayes @MSNBC THIS is not an effing stutter: youtu.be/L29nJ9dhlI4
@AndyKindler @mehdirhasan @JoeBiden @allinwithchris @chrislhayes @MSNBC this is not a stutter, this is Biden forgetting the words mid sentence x.com/bubbaprog/stat…
@normmacdonald Do you realise you’re popular in Japan?
I just saw the 3D version of The Great Gatsby. It was almost like the sober examination of the unrestrained materialism and absent moral center of the roaring twenties was jumping right out at you! @normmacdonald
Trump's complaints about new dishwashers are nuts and suggest he's never used one in his life
Susskind's predictions will likely make his book catnip to supporters of the presidential candidate Andrew Yang, whose campaign focuses on solutions to technological unemployment nyti.ms/2uFDfdE
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.@MsBlaireWhite is so fearlessly funny. Want a collab between her @normmacdonald @rickygervais asap
Maybe she’s born with it Maybe it’s gender dysphoria ™
Don Giller, YouTube’s unofficial David Letterman archivist, has been uploading Letterman rarities for years - but this week he shared the motherload: five hours of @normmacdonald’s appearances from first to last. youtu.be/hXPu-Sta5a0
Hey @normmacdonald, I was listening to your discussion with Chris Hardwick on the nature of memory and it brought to mind this poem by Wendell Berry. Thought you might enjoy it— poetryfoundation.org/poems/56192/th…
Me vs. all the flies that are currently vacationing in my home
@KatieKatCubs Sammy has had enough of you.
@normmacdonald Perhaps the most realistic take on the issue: youtu.be/pBbvehbomrY
@normmacdonald Hey, man! I was hoping to run into you at the Variety Charity Poker Tourney last night. Next year, perhaps.
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