1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick
Dumb jokes, dumber thoughts and weird shit. I've been on Antifa's payroll since 2016. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Somewhere in Oregon Joined March 2016-
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The Donald Trump courtroom sketches look like Garbage Pail Kids.
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A video game where an ape does the whitest shit possible. Honky Kong.
Guaranteed when Trump was told about Barron's graduation, he thought it was for 8th grade.
Personally, I think Thor was at his sexiest when he was fat.
I'm tweeting a lot less these days. Oh shit! Am I actually happy?
I saw the owner of the shop leaving the sperm bank with a pretty hefty sized bag.
Why does this tiramisu look like it's going to eat rather than be eaten?
Isn't this already the 17th time WWIII has supposedly started in the last five years?
A movie where Vin Diesel and The Rock play mild mannered business men that are never in a hurry. The Slow and the Serious. This is incredibly stupid and I'm sorry but not sorry enough that I didn't still tweet it.
Is it okay to make fun of a dead person if he was a murderer who got away with it?
Virgin cocktails are just like regular cocktails except they weren't stirred with a dick.
No, fuck you! He was also named Frankenstein. Dr. Frankenstein created him so why wouldn't his last name be Frankenstein as well? Fuck you!
This rapture was so lame. I didn't cum once.
When the edibles kick in at the worst time possible.
The rapture better happen this time. I'm sick of some of these motherfuckers.
I'd totally fuck you to the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas album in April.
"These two gonna fuck or what?"
"Good, now roll over. Yeah, that's fuckin' sexy!"
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Becky @Becky87104269
90 Followers 490 Following Am I supposed to say to say something about myself here?......Cats!
I hate when people are like “didn’t I make a beautiful kid?”
Enjoying a cup of black coffee. I don't even know who I am?!
When Shrek gets angry, it’s often just an Ogreaction
In our 20s, we had book clubs. In our 50s, it’s elderly parents support groups.
sorry i made the mistake of wearing a band t-shirt without knowing their entire discography.
All the sexy people from across the world have gathered together to read this tweet.
A burning desire to fake my own death and start over as a mysterious but respected bartender in a coastal New England town
Besides your phone, wallet and keys, what do you carry with you everyday?
Shoutout to the porn bots for always liking my tweets.
“Please Claudette, let me come home. I promise I’ll try to be more supportive.”
Humans: happy earth day Mother Earth: I saw the way you were checking out Mars you cunt
My coping mechanism is putting frosted cakes in my underwear. Weird how?
Idc if you're dead, send me a good morning through a Ouija board.
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