Tim Allen
@ofctimallen
Santa? Buzz Lightyear? The Tool Man? Mike Baxter? Hey, I’m still that wisecracking kid from the Midwest, looking for answers to life’s big questions.
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Tim Allen
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2 days ago

Tim Allen
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2 days ago
It's that time again folks. Progress report: bit.ly/3QLHadI #Now

Tim Allen
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6 days ago
Saw this in a bathroom while doing my concerts on the road. Wonder how weird it was outside the restroom hearing a dude busting up laughing alone in a public restroom.

Tim Allen
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2 weeks ago
Ceiling out in the Louisville Palace theatre lobby. Got me thinking about those terrible floods in the Eastern part of this great state. Moment of silence for the loss of precious lives.

Tim Allen
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2 weeks ago
The Louisville Palace just opens its beautiful doors, folks coming in, this is one cool ass palace. Next tweet the lobby ceiling.

Tim Allen
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2 weeks ago
Walking my dog here before my stand up concert in Louisville. First time I have taken her on the road.

Tim Allen
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2 weeks ago
Does everybody know what day it is? #Wednesday ! You know what that means... bit.ly/3paz2bb #UPDATE

Tim Allen
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2 weeks ago

Tim Allen
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3 weeks ago
We wanted to surprise everyone in the fall. But it seems the press found out. This a release from a few days ago.

Tim Allen
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3 weeks ago
Didn't think we forgot, did you? youtube.com/watch?v=Mm45bL… #BUILD

Tim Allen
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4 weeks ago

Tim Allen
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a month ago
“Aim where you want to go, not where you don’t want to be.” -Toolman

Tim Allen
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a month ago
Crowd coming in. We sold out both shows! Thanks for letting me make you all laugh.

Tim Allen
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a month ago

Tim Allen
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a month ago
So cool, stopped my truck ran out and got the shot of the day before this old cruiser motored out of sight behind some trees.

Tim Allen
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a month ago
“Kindness is the language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”-Mark Twain

Tim Allen
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2 months ago
Are you ready for MORE POWER??? #TONIGHT

Tim Allen
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2 months ago
At last I have a pronoun that includes and maybe offends everyone equally: “Hey you.”

Tim Allen
@ofctimallen
2 months ago
Learned and laughed so much doing this History Channel gig: ‘More Power” Wonder where they got that cool title? So appreciate all who fix the stuff that fixes the stuff that makes the stuff. RRR!

Tim Allen
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2 months ago
Another teaser of "More Power" coming to the History channel June 29th @HistoryAssembly #MorePower

Tim Allen
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2 months ago
Took some kids to Disneyland and overheard a 13 year old boy wondering if he may be pansexual since he loves skillets.

Tim Allen
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2 months ago

Tim Allen
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2 months ago
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. William James

Tim Allen
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2 months ago
Toolman Top Gun, what a memory. youtu.be/zTVQUH4ZHCI via @YouTube

Tim Allen
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3 months ago
Finished shooting at the pole. The magic begins this fall. Don’t tell anyone I shared this photo looking out Santa’s window.

Tim Allen
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3 months ago

Tim Allen
@ofctimallen
3 months ago
Rest In Peace Ray. Wonderful movie memories watching his talent and working with him. Great dad. Big heart.