The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good.
@CakeThrottle @GameOverGreggy Probably Eve, even after she already did enough from biting the apple. Girl can't control herself.
@online_shawn @yelwad And a huge ball of fire coming over the horizon wouldn't scare the shit out of you?
@online_shawn @candyflippin And THIS is why I like Twitter. Thinking outside the box is still allowed……. Somewhat.
@online_shawn @fwong Imagine when they saw creepers for the first time
@online_shawn Back then, there was so many stars in the sky and zero light pollution, they would of thought "Nice, I get to see the stars in the sky, this isn't so bad."
@online_shawn @minakimes …we only exist because we build things to hide in.
@CakeThrottle @zolofighter Sunsets are caused by light shining at an angle through air pollution, it that way they would be right.
@online_shawn @RearAdBsBlog id imagine the first person to experience an orgasm was running thru the streets screaming like paul revere