Owen James Giles @owenjamesgiles
Wisdom from the mind of a 12-year-old. Keene, NH Joined September 2011-
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Do you think a power washer could kill a turkey?
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It is theoretically possible to fit a raccoon up your anus. I will fight you on this.
Did you know that the anus is the first thing that forms in the womb?
I would travel across the galaxy to say “peanuts.”
The majority of dogs in Georgia are basset hounds.
What do you call it when a singer gets a chance? An opera-tunity!
Why don't they put those bumps on cereal boxes so blind people can read them?
Some words just don't sound right when you say them. Like "lasso" and "convenience."
[looking up at a plane flying overhead] The government is spying on us again.
What kind of shoes does a tree wear in the wind? Suede.
Basketball is easy. All you do is run around.
If you say it fast enough, "freaking" is a bad word.
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Matt Wardlaw 👿 �.. @mwardlaw
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1K Followers 224 Following Spare the Rock, Spoil the Child • indie music for indie kids on flagship @KUTX Sundays at 6 pm • Distributed by @PRX • Hosted by @billchilds + kids • Label too!
dslifton @dslifton
780 Followers 492 Following A cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Kummerspeck. Perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way. #LifStrong, my friends.
Bill Childs @billchilds
4K Followers 2K Following Almost entirely not here. Find me on BlueSky and I guess Threads. @SpareTheRock on @KUTX. Not your lawyer; maybe your adjunct law prof. He/him/his.
Michael @michaelparr
425 Followers 840 Following Husband, Father, Writer, Musical Voyeur, Pop Culture Glutton, Gourmet In Training.
Jeff Giles @jefito
5K Followers 2K Following Author of Llanview in the Afternoon & Uncle John's Beer-Topia. Co-host of @recordplayerpod with @mwardlaw; writer of Critical Diagnosis #GH column @DiagnosisDT
popdose @popdose
6K Followers 2K Following The best and worst in popular culture, from music to movies, tv, and books, with a dash of current events.This whole thread is worth the read, but this is the key. Voter Supression: Endgame.
And if they die ... well, they're mostly black people, or Asian, and poor, and an acceptable political loss for a Republican governor. The purpose of this isn't to open up these businesses. It's to get the workers there off the dole. Work, and die. Or don't work .../12
@jefito I'm alerting the principal, and his name is @owenjamesgiles.
@owenjamesgiles You don't hear police cars or your father yelling at you to pick up your room.
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