𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra
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Walked the shop for a Monster Walking back Old woman said hello Startled me Dropped my can Can exploded Bent down to pick it up Massive ping in the ACL that I tore last year Limped home On my sofa with no Monster. The circle of life.
Rounded a corner too enthusiastically in the shop before and there was a woman with a baby in a sling there and I elbowed her baby in her head 👍🏼
A lot of fun to shave yourself an aggressive goatee beard for the weekend. You get an awful lot of respect in B&Q.
The best Indian in my town has closed down and this is a very difficult time for me.
Fair dos those little sluts over at Gü know their way around a little glass ramekin full of fun.
Here’s a little rizz you fellas can have for free
What annual salary would you have to be paid if your job was studying pictures of your own dad’s nude ass (and anus) for 9 hours a day mon-fri?
I am trying to revise (very embarrassing to be revising for something in my late thirties)
Milton Keyneses, as a unit of measurement.
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Did a yoga session which ended with my Mrs angrily shouting “yoga is not supposed to be a competition” 👍🏼
Huge fan of my original birth certificate being used a coaster at some point. All bets were off in the 80s.
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With apologies in advance, it's this
what is the most insane thing someone has said during a interview
i can’t stop thinking about this tiktok, gotta be the best meme to come outta dune 2
@papasombra I honestly think there's a Matrix moment where you become one with the egg and you can stuff an infinite amount up your stink pipe
@papasombra Every job I've applied for recently is like "you're asking for too much" like 1. no I'm not and 2. easily avoid this problem by advertising how much you're looking to pay
The Wynnstay, hunting on foot today on the @Rhug_Estate so many dogs, to kill heavily pregnant vixens. Who'd support a business that allowed this on their land. Luckily the brilliant @northwalessabs are with them.
Can't wait
Barry Keoghan is set to star in Johan Renck’s next film ‘AMO SADDAM’. The film follows the final days of Saddam Hussein through the eyes of the American soldier tasked with guarding him. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)
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@papasombra "oh, Garth Marenghi guy, this'll be funny...... ... .... Oh fuck"
@papasombra Nothing we can do about it at all, their is still beauty in ageing though, I don’t think the inner glow dims at all, you just have to get used to the “new” different person you see in the mirror and be thankful that you used to be the younger you…… ✨
@papasombra His role in Knock at the cabin is absolutely amazing and he kills it. Brings so much more to the character that even the book didn’t manage.
I’m dying at this and I don’t know why it’s so funny to me 🤣🤣
wrist to ditch, my clients are solid 🫡
@papasombra Ive been saying this for years this guy can do it all if he's given the chance actually got a great range as an actor!
@papasombra Went to museum yesterday, abroad. Went to pay got waved through gratis, handed ticket. Ticket says ‘senior’. Both gutted.
@papasombra I have a lot of respect and admiration for him as an actor. He seems like a genuine guy with a good heart.
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