K Phoenix LaCroix @phoenix_lacroix
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My arm after carrying a briefcase with a 90s weight laptop through three airports and the car rental fiasco
My arm after carrying a briefcase with a 90s weight laptop through three airports and the car rental fiasco
Actively guarding the perimeter. Good boi
This guy is a riot....love it
Going to PetSmart to get this good boi another toy. Anyone need anything?
Going to PetSmart to get this good boi another toy. Anyone need anything?
Catching a suntan and guiding the perimeter from the pit bull next door. Who's the best multi-tasking boi?
I bought 11 items from the HEB for lunches and 2 meals that will provide left-overs for a week. $85 Send emotional support memes, my dreams of early retirement and purchasing a hermit kingdom plot of land somewhere (ok, 1 acre) are getting dimmer by the day.
Good morning and Happy Sunday
If I could have anything I want right now, it would be a café au lait and croissant from a corner shop in Paris, as I lie here and listen to the wind and rain.
The type of man that will tweeze a stray eyebrow for me affectionately. Some of the most mundane actions that imply intimacy are sexy beyond explanation. Watching a man shave is also way up there on the hotness scale. Is this weird?
I'm back....almost freedom of speech on X, but not quite. I should know never to complain about resources of the American ppl being re-directed for nothing in return. Also, never mention dysentery and a certain leader of history's greatest grift in the same sentence.
Leonid Meteors Through Orion
Summertime in TX is here. Another rose and lizard kingdom in full swing
Alice in Chains, Sound Garden, Stone Temple Pilots and even Pavement over Nirvana and Pearl Jam every day. Plot twist: Andrea Bocelliover them all (most days)
Me when I walk into the wrong board room at work. LOL
Me when I walk into the wrong board room at work. LOL
Y'all I found a new kind of multi-stick with spongy properties. Behold. @bourbonislife1 @1WitchyChick @CallMeK1123 @BrunusCutis @AnotherHomoCon @BrandonDonkey2 @SoulCoughingOne @BudLightSadness @Dr_McLovin_ @AKMountain_dude @SCMountainGoat
Current Netflex line up - g h e y - made in China - genZ BS wit anime and cosplay - g h e y - remake - remake - remake where color & sexual orientation have been switched - WWII with all the same tropes - g h ey - remake - triumph of money changers w/ devastation of philestines
Can I just say that living in a "dry" suburb that has no non-chain restaurants or even a proper bar, sucks ass.
Mr. Brooks is still one of the best movies that no one's heard of. I may chill tonight and watch it again. Or Payback with Mel Gibson
Soooo, I just learned in TX there is an evil invention called a sausage gravy kolache. It's a 2x/year kind of treat though
It's the only kind I have. We now live in a low trust civilization, act accordingly
It's the only kind I have. We now live in a low trust civilization, act accordingly
Muslim Libertarian @MuslimLiberty81
434 Followers 1K Following American Muslim. Libertarian. Student of Malcolm X, Ron Paul, Ludwig von Mises and Murray Rothbard. If you support property rights, you must #FreePalestine .
Elon musk @Muskelon1121
246 Followers 3K Following
Drew Abernathy @OvernightHaulin
1K Followers 5K Following Born again Podcaster, Part-time sleeper, Obnoxious Announcer, Full-time toe stubber! I share lucha libre and wrestling gifs. Sole owner of Pity Parties.
It’s Jess 🖤🌻 @mermazingnik
11K Followers 4K Following Freedom & Whiskey ~ INFJ-T ~ NO DM’s or TRAINS
Russell Edward Brand @Russell_Brand01
145 Followers 2K Following Join me weekdays LIVE on RUMBLE | 5 PM (BST) | 12 PM (ET) https://t.co/Uc2uy5t6sf
Elon musk @elonmus48
53 Followers 4K Following Founder and Chief Engineer at SpaceX🚀; angel investor📊, CEO, and product architect of Tesla🚗🚘; co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI, Inc.
Area Man @Kloss1
2K Followers 4K Following It's all marketing for me. #GenX #GOPACKGO. I'd rather be 🎣 Beekeeper 🐝🐝 Cook 🧑🍳
cow lovers community @cowlovers09
126 Followers 2K Following 👉welcome to @cowlovers09 🐄 we share daily #cow content 🐮 follow us if you really love cows
Valoree Methner @Valmethner_
555 Followers 2K Following Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened. #Trump2024 #Save_America_for_the_best🇺🇲
us_Sydney_ @SydneyUs29463
9 Followers 2K Following
Hazel @Hazel9765824239
13 Followers 1K Following The best ideas are useless if they are not executed.
Satya_Prasadam @PrasadamSa43351
11 Followers 1K Following The best ideas are useless if they are not executed.
Scott Williams @ScottWilli69889
53 Followers 643 Following Psalm 103:8 God is good because he loves us and wants what's best for us. His goodness is demonstrated through his actions toward
End the wars. Abolish.. @ambrazure
746 Followers 2K Following Radiation oncologist - it is the best branch of medicine! Mottos: Informed consent / Patient autonomy / Evidence-based medicine / Innocent UNLESS proven guilty
Johnny @Johnny84014826
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Raised In Louisiana @SwampCajun63
3K Followers 3K Following All Things Louisiana 🇺🇸🐊🦞🦀🦐🎣🐟🦅🦉🦃🦌🐗🐇🐿️🦆🌲🍲☕️🏞️⛴️ 🎶🎸🎉🐅⚜️
Mary Jones @snowconeinhello
585 Followers 2K Following Political junkie with a penchant for the truth,
Trail Bum @TrailBum2
13K Followers 11K Following #TBsHikingPix A married American with a fierce love for God, Country, Family & Freedom! #ConstitutionalRepublic #LoneStarState #2A #1A #HikeForLife
rsch1964🇺🇸(Bob) @rsch1964
2K Followers 3K Following I will not bow to any man. This will not end the way you think it will...
SoulCoughingOne @SoulCoughingOne
1K Followers 793 Following
𝕊ℍℝ𝕆𝕆�.. @Shr00merz
2K Followers 2K Following Did some cool guy things. Afghanistan adventurer. Firearms aficionado. Freedom enjoyer. WarFighter inc. CEO.
Jessica Hart @jessica_ha71380
88 Followers 3K Following
StephenG🇺🇸🇮�.. @KP2USA
2K Followers 2K Following I love my country! Rt's do not = endorsement. I love the people on here that make me laugh! You know who you are! #Cubs
David 'the good guy' .. @TheRealDaveWeed
341 Followers 557 Following Analytical chemist by day. Cynical optimist. 'Subject matter specialist.' Keeper of bees.
JonieOrnelos @JOrnelos70545
73 Followers 2K Following
Sara Riley @SaraRiley456281
78 Followers 3K Following
Lola @larsen_lola73
213 Followers 3K Following
Crayon Fables @noningattnet1
316 Followers 2K Following Art and Picture Books Artwork by Thomas Gonzalez https://t.co/JLN9UivId1 https://t.co/3zG8U3B5fy
Can’tbackkitty@monp.. @monpumph
321 Followers 615 Following I should be reading instead of Twitting. Do people say that?
Rita Binion @BinionRita7923
74 Followers 3K Following
NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful
1K Followers 1K Following I used to be Scarily Cheerful. I'm Not Quite As Cheerful now.
Magador @LandryAol
1K Followers 3K Following 🇺🇲 Pure blood 🇺🇲 MAGA Patriot 🇺🇲 Here for political research 🇺🇲 Happily married to my best friend 🚫 DM's 🚫 Solicitation 🚫 Porn
Make money easily @r4IZLLUdn4Z6dM
10 Followers 595 Following MEXC focuses on financial management, stocks, cryptocurrencies, digital assets and investments. Currently, new users can get free dollars when they sign up.
Enguerrand VII de Cou.. @ingelramdecoucy
8K Followers 2K Following Roy ne suis, ne prince ne duc, ne comte aussy; je suis sire de Coucy. Freelancer at Twitchy. Lord of Coucy
Ground Pounder USMC @Dr_McLovin_
12K Followers 11K Following 0331.. Welcome to Mayhem and Debauchery 😈...Keep your hands off my crayons 🖍.....Followed by all the Cool Kids 😎 #Pureblood 🇺🇸 Puppies are my kryptonite
Michael Oxford - AKA .. @SCMountainGoat
48K Followers 5K Following Trail Runner, Liberty Enjoyer, Podcaster, and Canceled Tradesman. Generally speaking, I like dogs more than humans. Watch The CaliBased Show, here on X.
🔥 Dirts Burner �.. @DirtysBurner
349 Followers 363 Following trying to navigate the waters thru this divorce but at least I get monkey every so often
Jonas Umb 🇺🇸 @JonasUmb
633 Followers 1K Following 🧜♂️Offshore Oilfield Diver🧜♂️, The Idaho Mountains are Home. Father of Two Young ladies 2A strong 🇺🇸 Outdoorsman Eat Drink be Merry for tomorrow we die
Jimbo Smiffey @JSmiffey
4K Followers 4K Following A criminal is one who steals. A moral person refuses to steal. A simple lesson few take seriously.
Rageforinsanity @CajunDaddy84
55 Followers 266 Following
Candace @kinzer_candace5
234 Followers 3K Following
Zarathanarchy's Ghost @halforcforge
2K Followers 1K Following Anarchist. Blacksmith. Collapsitarian. Gun nut. Suburban by birth, rural hick by conscious decision.
The Prodigal Psychona.. @vaalkaar
869 Followers 2K Following Psychonaut, politically homeless, waiting for the Old Gods to devour us all.
Brett Eldredge @_brettreldredge
180 Followers 5K Following
Matteo Bocelli @Matteoboceliins
9 Followers 310 Following Italian singer songwriter ✨🎸 My new debut album
Chris Osgood @Osgood_thechris
2K Followers 2K Following Music//Photography//Bullshit//FAFO Gun slinger and graphic designer Co-founder at Good 'n' Wright
Drew Abernathy @OvernightHaulin
1K Followers 5K Following Born again Podcaster, Part-time sleeper, Obnoxious Announcer, Full-time toe stubber! I share lucha libre and wrestling gifs. Sole owner of Pity Parties.
Heidi @HeidiBriones
47K Followers 8K Following writer. ✍️ views = mine, but you're welcome to them. often joking. seen on @siriusxm and @timcast
Kildee Grift Cartel® @JB82579998
454 Followers 771 Following Michigan is a communist state run by Menopausal Wine Hags, Degenerate Crybully Teachers and GOPe Squishes. Fink and Gates belong together - in prison
Area Man @Kloss1
2K Followers 4K Following It's all marketing for me. #GenX #GOPACKGO. I'd rather be 🎣 Beekeeper 🐝🐝 Cook 🧑🍳
The Lectern Guy🇺�.. @lecternleader
58K Followers 9K Following The Lectern Guy, Podium Guy, Via Getty. Can fold a fitted sheet, gentleman in the streets, silly goose in the tweets.
Toad @ItsToad_
3K Followers 880 Following https://t.co/Cq9K1I6dQD Arbiter of Truth Retired Boy Scout, 2nd Class Best grilled cheese sandwich maker in the world
End the wars. Abolish.. @ambrazure
746 Followers 2K Following Radiation oncologist - it is the best branch of medicine! Mottos: Informed consent / Patient autonomy / Evidence-based medicine / Innocent UNLESS proven guilty
Raised In Louisiana @SwampCajun63
3K Followers 3K Following All Things Louisiana 🇺🇸🐊🦞🦀🦐🎣🐟🦅🦉🦃🦌🐗🐇🐿️🦆🌲🍲☕️🏞️⛴️ 🎶🎸🎉🐅⚜️
Trail Bum @TrailBum2
13K Followers 11K Following #TBsHikingPix A married American with a fierce love for God, Country, Family & Freedom! #ConstitutionalRepublic #LoneStarState #2A #1A #HikeForLife
David Santa Carla �.. @TheOnlyDSC
13K Followers 444 Following Leader of The Lost Boys - Parody Account
Arnbeg Farmstay Scot @Arnbeg
5K Followers 974 Following Holiday house Central Scotland 🏴 surrounded by Highland cows, alpacas, Valais Blacknose and Herdwick sheep
Hard Pass @HardPass4
29K Followers 1K Following Raising hell with the Hippies and the Cowboys | Grilling/Smoking Meat | Things That Go Bang | Sharp Objects | Tools and Woodworking | NOT NICK OFFERMAN
SoulCoughingOne @SoulCoughingOne
1K Followers 793 Following
Rufus T. Firefly (swo.. @hoggomcswineass
5K Followers 1K Following Habitual beer and whiskey drinking husband/dad of one. Usually the reason why we can't have nice things.
Whiskey Rebellion @arcticstrength
658 Followers 213 Following
David 'the good guy' .. @TheRealDaveWeed
341 Followers 557 Following Analytical chemist by day. Cynical optimist. 'Subject matter specialist.' Keeper of bees.
Kody @crogers_htown
890 Followers 915 Following (A-) Husband to an Amazing Wife, (B+) Dad (D+) Christian, (C-) Poker Player, (D+) Sports Bettor, (C) Fitness, 6.3 hdc Golfer, (F) Politics, I’m Blessed Y’all
Wei Wu 吴伟 @WuWei113
165K Followers 463 Following My names Wei. Chinese international student. like learning West culture. hate pervert & Detroit. mechanical engineer. accounting minor. 爱美国的中国人
TheReasonableExtremis.. @reasonablextrm
656 Followers 494 Following White Man. a Father, a Husband, and a Confederate.
Candace Owen (Christ .. @Real_Candace_O
5K Followers 711 Following Pounded a twink or six million King of the Gays Most Suspended Man on X Parody Artist. If you fall for my bait you owe me $8 CashApp: $DennisTrollKing
Marty Dicken @MartyLDicken
1K Followers 641 Following Texan - Real Estate Appraiser 🏡 Hereford Cattle🐂
🇺🇸Gauche Farmer.. @BeetfarmerDave
3K Followers 699 Following 5 time 4-H cakewalk winner, 77% Viking the rest cynic, Moisture Penetration Specialist, Zamboni Driver, I am the employer and these are my views #notDave
JK Johnny @_JohnnyJones
4K Followers 621 Following Mechanical Engineer | OIF Veteran | NASA Alumnus | Patriot Extremist | GoldCorp | Fresh Memes Daily | @GoldenGearsLLC
Peanut Coleman @coleman_peanut
27K Followers 9K Following Angus cattlemen shepherd ( when the cow work is done) lover of a good border collie but an average one will do
Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776
165K Followers 316 Following Official Political & Media Account of Owen Shroyer Journalist I Talk Show Host | Free Speech Advocate
Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports
771K Followers 1K Following Store: https://t.co/YYUk1Wj1My; Podcast: https://t.co/94eUZKw9pt; Media/business inquiries: [email protected]; Cameo: https://t.co/POiqDVB8Qd
⚔️ Woke Rasputin .. @RasputinWoke
2K Followers 973 Following Anti-establishment peasant I Heterodox I Pro Toell Mayo supporter I Blue state wrong thinker I Pew life I Charlie don’t surf I Views are my mom’s
Asha Logos @AshaLogos
55K Followers 6K Following Seeking to think and speak clearly. Asha Contra Druj.
Jøhanna the Silenced @JohannaSilenced
785 Followers 558 Following Kierkegaard stan• (He just like me fr)• Cali-pilled• Baptized in the Pacific
Ground Pounder USMC @Dr_McLovin_
12K Followers 11K Following 0331.. Welcome to Mayhem and Debauchery 😈...Keep your hands off my crayons 🖍.....Followed by all the Cool Kids 😎 #Pureblood 🇺🇸 Puppies are my kryptonite
James R. Wood @jamesrwoodtheo1
10K Followers 2K Following Assist. Professor @RedeemerUniv | Cohost of Civitas podcast @_Theopolis | Commonwealth fellow @DavenantInst | Former editor @firstthingsmag | PCA teaching elder
Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling
59K Followers 2K Following CFO, investor, and sneakerhead. Former F100 M&A and USMC. Vibes rarely serious but always positive. Let's talk business for just $20! 🚀
Enguerrand VII de Cou.. @ingelramdecoucy
8K Followers 2K Following Roy ne suis, ne prince ne duc, ne comte aussy; je suis sire de Coucy. Freelancer at Twitchy. Lord of Coucy
☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔�.. @LuckyMcGee
37K Followers 2K Following 👑 The Original White Trash Princess 🍸☘️💅 🇺🇸 Lover of Liberty ♥️🤍💙 Snarky & sarcastic. I cuss a lot, but Jesus & momma still love me. 😌 Evil Twin: @LMFMG
Big Papa King @bnlking
3K Followers 5K Following Father of three beautiful daughters. Lover of food and travel. Whiskey fan. Gravity is working against me. It tries to keep me down. Politicians suck.
🔥 Dirts Burner �.. @DirtysBurner
349 Followers 363 Following trying to navigate the waters thru this divorce but at least I get monkey every so often
Jonas Umb 🇺🇸 @JonasUmb
633 Followers 1K Following 🧜♂️Offshore Oilfield Diver🧜♂️, The Idaho Mountains are Home. Father of Two Young ladies 2A strong 🇺🇸 Outdoorsman Eat Drink be Merry for tomorrow we die
Big hands, I know you.. @handle_369
1K Followers 863 Following The eyes are useless when the mind is blind
k9_reaper | T.I.A @k9_reaper
52K Followers 1K Following Just a man - trying to stop the collapse of South Africa through community safety whilst documenting it's decline | #NoExfil | it's all a psyop
Jimbo Smiffey @JSmiffey
4K Followers 4K Following A criminal is one who steals. A moral person refuses to steal. A simple lesson few take seriously.
Rageforinsanity @CajunDaddy84
55 Followers 266 Following
Mittens THE CATMAN (2.. @JUSTcatmeme
22K Followers 4K Following The Actual Sad Cat Meme Guy. Enjoys adding sad faces to cat photos. Destined side kick. Carl’s pet cat.
Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld_
2.4M Followers 495 Following Official #ClownWorld ™ 🤡 #NoCaptionNeeded ** DM us for removals/credit
The Prodigal Psychona.. @vaalkaar
869 Followers 2K Following Psychonaut, politically homeless, waiting for the Old Gods to devour us all.
@ericmmatheny That was back when I thought CNN was cool. I stayed up all hours of the night watching the updates. The coverage from the journalists was amazing. How in the world do we not see Ukraine war footage? 🙄
I was a c-section. I could have been a platinum star gay had I not tried sex with females. I didn’t even have to touch one on the way into this world.
Border collies are a breed of herding dog, and typically outstanding sheepdogs. They've been doing this job along the English-Scottish border for about 300 years always with extreme efficiency and precision. This is Kate. [📹 Seanthesheepman]
Just hear me out for a minute
Run free Baby😥my Marley left me yesterday and i'm still crying!
@phoenix_lacroix Wait, the vodka is flavoured orange or you add orange to it?
@JebraFaushay I am so sorry to hear that. This is Mayhem
Today I had to put down my best friend. (my dog) Please post pics of your pups below and help me get thru this awful day.
Bats use echolocation to map out their environment, this is high-frequency sound pulses, here the echolocation clicks shake the camera 📹 pope_haus
yo, i signed up and finished my college application today. i am gonna start in fall for hvac certification.
Ladies, I’m the absolute worst. Come fix me
If you’ve dated someone as an adult who had their first relationship with you, you’ll understand why them younger relationships are important. Dating ppl who never had a serious relationship before you is the absolute worst.
Found this little fella just off the trail. Gonna look rad in my garden. Weird sounds coming from the tree line though —
And he's back home ❤️❤️❤️
@AKMountain_dude The gods must be crazy was a better movie tho
That’s all bull. Every bit of it
GM It's Monday, but on the bright side, there is a Friday coming up. Have a good one, yall
AOC and Biden are both thinking the same thing: "Not my type. Way too old for me."
QT.... What color are your eyes?
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