me: what is the deal with the minions anyway lol...funny little guys where did they come from ?
*the table starts to snicker*
my social rival: did you watch all the movies?
*im turning scarlet with humiliation*
Meek Mill: Grindin’ hard ‘til my knees shake. Bottle boys all in my room and they need that cream cake. Popped a molly, now my jeans ache. Came from nothing, all we ever knew was dream chase.
Rick Ross (Through tears): Lobster crab look so exquisite in the evening light
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