Ryan J. Rusak @rjrusak
Opinion Ed. @startelegram. Fmr pol ed @dallasnews. @TCU grad. Fan @Steelers @Cardinals @DallasStars. “Your boos mean nothing. I’ve seen what makes you cheer.” star-telegram.com/opinion Fort Worth, TX Joined September 2009-
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I JUST CAN'T EVEN
This is a bad place for fans to be already after the first period of the first #StanleyCupPlayoff game.
Oh we’re haunted.
Ryan J. Rusak retweeted
Tonight’s #ClassicMovieFriday is an old favorite that I watched obsessively on my grandparents’ Betamax during weekend visits: 9 to 5, starring Queen Dolly Parton and friends.
Everyone: No one could POSSIBLY say anything cringier about Caitlin Clark today than that columnist. Ronald Ocean: Hold My Beer.
Once again, this feels like a team with no killer instinct. Good enough is good enough. Aim for a little better than .500 and make the playoffs.
Once again, this feels like a team with no killer instinct. Good enough is good enough. Aim for a little better than .500 and make the playoffs.
Where’s Rick Monday when you need him?
Where’s Rick Monday when you need him?
Hive mind: Have found 3 dead baby possums in my yard in a week. We know they live under our shed. We like having them, but is there something wrong? Just nature doing its thing? Are my dogs stone-cold killers? (Frankly, I don’t think they’re that talented.) Should we do anything?
You can’t have this level of incompetence in an era of rampant gambling. If an ump was shading calls, couldn’t it look something like this? The only caveat here is Hernandez was this awful before gambling exploded, too.
You can’t have this level of incompetence in an era of rampant gambling. If an ump was shading calls, couldn’t it look something like this? The only caveat here is Hernandez was this awful before gambling exploded, too.
Ryan J. Rusak retweeted
Tonight’s #ClassicMovieFriday is a film noir double feature. Next up: “Double Feature,” by the late great Billy Wilder. This movie asks: “How terrible can we make Barbara Stanwyck’s hair?” Very. Very terrible.
I’d watch Robert Mitchum read from a phone book. But this is much better.
I’d watch Robert Mitchum read from a phone book. But this is much better.
Recently re-watched this Dana Carvey classic, and if you need some reminders on how insane the whole OJ trial was, here you go: youtube.com/watch?v=Yw_CtU…
Two dogs, totally stuck to their form for eclipse. One clung to me, trembling throughout totality. The other was on patrol, probably thinking those g-d squirrels were launching a plot.
Uris! You magnificent bastard! I read your book! (Yes, it’s the wrong movie, but it’s never wrong to quote Patton.)
Uris! You magnificent bastard! I read your book! (Yes, it’s the wrong movie, but it’s never wrong to quote Patton.)
The slo-mo is everything.
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@hollyrusak @ShinerBeer @rjrusak Poor @rjrusak … always getting the tough assignments.
I’ve never been more angry at a cloud
@whowiththewhat Ryan keeps filling in the missing context from the book, which helps.
Hold my beer!
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@rjrusak When you’re right, you’re right.
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Would your 17 year old self be disappointed in you?
wife: [eats at Laotian food place, says it's not great] me: [sensing opportunity] what did you have wife: [explains] me: but you didn't like it wife: no me: [barely hidden glee] so would you say wife: [suddenly understanding she's fallen into a trap] me: ...that it's laos-y?
Russell Wilson in the QB room today after he signed.
News just feels like a Mad Lib these days.
That was a delightfully British acceptance speech, Mr. Nolan. #Oscars
and you can tell who is there for Billy because they look like they’re going out to dinner at olive garden after their kids soccer game
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