stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vI wishtender.com/roastmalone Jupiter Joined September 2020-
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stoned cold fox retweeted
"I like mean girls" you couldn't even handle Hayley from Stardew Valley
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unfortunately I’d let him poke me
unfortunately I’d let him poke me
no thanks, I won’t be locking in. I am going to daydream and yearn, I’m clocking out
maybe it’s time to forgive him for the happening
maybe it’s time to forgive him for the happening
stoned cold fox retweeted
this how it feels being on here after you turn 30
this how it feels being on here after you turn 30
a crop top is the clothing version of a fuck ass bob
a huge perk of not being able to watch a show without scrolling on my phone is that on the rewatch it’s like I’m seeing it for the first time again
stoned cold fox retweeted
people will be like “ew putting your suitcase on your bed is the most disgusting thing you could do” and it’s like no. not me. i’m capable of much more disgusting things
when I finally get a taste of my own medicine
stoned cold fox retweeted
Just stick the q-tip in your ear. God has abandoned us.
absolutely insane way to out yourself as being completely rizzless
absolutely insane way to out yourself as being completely rizzless
stoned cold fox retweeted
you know what else ruins a vibe? sexual assault
heard you have a vitamin me deficiency
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youre just gonna scroll on by without saying howdy
@roastmalone_ Which is why I will be there!
in the cinema. straight up "Joaquin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My phoenix
Make no mistake the Josh Hartnett serial killer movie looks bad but I will absolutely be seated opening night
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@roastmalone_ Is this a Facebook joke or a sex joke? Can't be both
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Can I say something
nah this is fucking crazy
Why do I spend my time doing this
no bc why is he kinda…
nah this is fucking crazy
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Send me your cat.. I'll put a durag on them
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