Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic
retired from international football. robbeckettcomedy.com South East London Joined November 2009-
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When I left a perfectly good job 15 years ago, to try and make a living in comedy, it was due in no small part to The Office. So I don’t mind saying that seeing a plug for my sitcom #Mammoth at the end of my favourite sitcom tonight, was emotional. @StephenMerchant @rickygervais
📺Rob Beckett's Smart TV📺 👇This week, @robbeckettcomic is joined by team captains Alison Hammond, and Josh Widdicombe - plus guests; Roisin Conaty, Sara Cox, David Tennant and Lydia West! Catch it tonight at 9pm! 😁
Seann Walsh is Dead, Happy Now? Is OUT NOW. (2022) Thanks to everyone that encouraged me to post it ❤️ youtu.be/IeW-q8pLTKg?si…
Wrong sport. Right attitude. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
🚨TWO MORE NORWICH SHOWS ON SALE🚨 @robbeckettcomic's first Norwich show sold out immediately! So we've added 2 more! 🗓️Thu 20 Feb 2025 at 6pm and 9pm 📍@NorwichTheatre 🎟️norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/rob-b…
🚨TWO MORE NORWICH SHOWS ON SALE🚨 @robbeckettcomic's first Norwich show sold out immediately! So we've added 2 more! 🗓️Thu 20 Feb 2025 at 6pm and 9pm 📍@NorwichTheatre 🎟️norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/rob-b…
I'm on @robbeckettcomic's Smart TV tonight , will all my talk of animal genitalia and faeces make the cut ? Tune in at 9pm on Sky Max and @NOW to find out . . .
Respect 👊🏻
"If it does stop something else will start. I'll run a cafe" Interview: Rob Beckett On His New Tour Giraffe shar.es/ag2xtp @robbeckettcomic
📣 Due to phenomenal demand, two more dates for @robbeckettcomic: Giraffe at The London Palladium in 2026 are now on sale! 📅 19 February 2026 📅 20 February 2026 🎟️ lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/rob-b…
Not only Sky but now Apple TV are not giving any love to Josh!! @robbeckettcomic
“I’m absolutely f****d” 😂 @AlisonHammond and alcohol isn’t a good match 🤣
Jonathan Ross show tonight 9:35pm on @ITV What a line up. BOSH!
Great fun to chat / moan about my kids to @robbeckettcomic and @Josh_Widdicombe on Parenting Hell podcast. Available now on all the platforms podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/rob…
Watch Rob Beckett’s Smart TV tonight on Sky Max and Now TV at 9pm 📺
Rob Beckett: Giraffe - 08 May 2025 Due to popular demand, Rob Beckett has added an additional date and will be performing at the Cambridge Corn Exchange on 8 May 2025! Book your tickets now!
🦒@robbeckettcomic will be on @lorraine this morning, tune in from 9am on ITV to catch him! Rob's new tour 'Giraffe' has gone on sale! Follow the link to grab tickets before it sells out! 👇robbeckettcomedy.com
Here lies @robbeckettcomic BORN Thursday 2 January 1986 DIED Tuesday 5th March 2024 BRAND NEW #WTAWTAW with Kathy Burke OUT TOMORROW!! listen.sonymusic-podcasts.link/COCO72326
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Mammoth is coming! @BBCTwo 10pm on Wednesday, and @BBCiPlayer #Mammoth 🦣🦣🦣
🦣 #Mammoth starring @MikeBubbins, @Sianygibby & @mrjmarcell is coming to @BBCTwo & @BBCiPlayer! From #BBCStudio Comedy Productions, follow PE teacher & larger than life bachelor Tony Mammoth who is brought back to life in the present day. 17th April | #MadeByBBCStudios
I'm on @robbeckettcomic's Smart TV tonight , will all my talk of animal genitalia and faeces make the cut ? Tune in at 9pm on Sky Max and @NOW to find out . . .
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Rob Beckett saying how we all feel sometimes but proceeding to show how we actually look without realising it 😂 #RobandRomeshVs
Yes !!!!
Extra date added. Go on the Brum! @AlisonHammond you booked yet?
Shout out to @mayflower box office accessibility team. Daughter in wheelchair, desperate to see @robbeckettcomic. Huge step she is very self- conscious about her disability so very important to us as a family. Promised to ring us back & they did. Tickets secured happy daughter!
Fucking hell @robbeckettcomic is the new Beyoncé breaking ticketmaster like this
Welcome home @mattforde! 💜 So good to have you back alongside @RealDysonator on @RnRFootball! ⚽️
@robbeckettcomic Haha cheers mate, the show is still going ahead. No freak cuts sustained in training.
I'm so excited to be back on @absoluteradio with @RealDysonator tomorrow. At times in hospital I wondered if I'd ever return to normal. Well, what could be more normal than two men discussing fighting the kid off Fireman Sam? On a show meant to be about football. Exactly.
He’s back! After some time on the treatment table, we can’t wait to welcome back @mattforde who rejoins @RealDysonator on @RnRFootball this weekend! Listen, Saturday from 2PM for goals, food chat and nonsense debate⚽️
“Finding Your Comic Genius” has had 64 reviews on Amazon UK, they’re all five stars. I believe I’ve written the ultimate advanced book on stand-up comedy. I’ve spent a fortune on adverts outside of the UK I’d love some big hitters to retweet this. Thanks amzn.eu/d/0oGfPKz
Big thanks to @robbeckettcomic for supporting us at his 'work in progress' warm-up gigs. Thanks to everyone who donated; we can't wait for more laughs next week!
To anyone who watched #BlanketyBlank, yes my dad Brian did get his 75 inch TV from @robbeckettcomic to watch his football ⚽️📺🫶🏽
The best bit about this clip (apart from being Rob Beckett’s favourite bit of post) is that he gives out a proper address for people to send postcards to. How fab is that! Go on, send him one, he’d love it! @robbeckettcomic @BBCRadio2 😁📻🏖📮❤️
@letterappsoc @robbeckettcomic @BBCRadio2 The way the pictures are arranged I really thought that the post box was on the outside of a bridge.