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Incredibly proud of my parents for producing this. Very poignant and scary.
Incredibly proud of my parents for producing this. Very poignant and scary.
If you need a break from everything going on and want a good laugh, join Albert and me starting tonight on MAX.
If you need a break from everything going on and want a good laugh, join Albert and me starting tonight on MAX.
I don’t love X… follow me on Instagram for my thoughts and photos like this one.. @ romyreiner
Wait I realized why I stopped tweeting. Don’t like it much here anymore.
Does soup turn into pee or poop? Asking the hard hitting questions today.
A leg of a table is just a leg of a table until you stub your toe, then it becomes a mother fucker.
I’m sorry to be this way, but there actually is a right and wrong way to load a dishwasher.
I’m convinced that people who don’t use turn signals are the same people who don’t thank you when you hold the door open for them.
I think all the good luck in the world stems from lots of wood being knocked.
When my shirt or jacket gets caught on a door knob or handle I take it as a personal attack.
Sometimes the “I’m not a robot” tests on websites are kind of hard.. like I’m out here thinking, I’m not a robot… right?
When you’re walking in Los Angeles and you see a baby stroller, there’s a 50% chance that it’s a dog.
🕊25 YEARS OF AGE TODAY🕊 (I did not create that sad snowman, I found him in the wild)
Scott Dworkin @funder
1.1M Followers 89K Following Co-Founder @TheDemCoalition. @DworkinReport & @DworkinWeekly.
Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra
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Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin
325K Followers 65K Following National Edward R Murrow Award Writing • Filmmaker • Comedian • “Franklin brings irony to a medium that rarely trusts its audience to get the joke”-WashPost
Treat Williams @Rtreatwilliams
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Sally @scapegoatsally
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Zeke @Zekedoggie
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84 Followers 2K Following 📚 Book Promo Expert 🚀 | Boosting author visibility & sales | Proven track record in successful book launches | Let's elevate your book together! #Book
crwillson @crwillson2
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Max @ChrisGainesReal
558 Followers 4K Following Maybe the next one 🍿🍿programming coordinator at the Kentucky theatre🍿🍿
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Reeve Musk @reeve_musk25026
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Ray @rayyycf
51 Followers 153 Following
iseethefunny @iseethefunny
523 Followers 5K Following Just acting silly. Crazy and silly. Maybe complaining about trivial stuff.
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503 Followers 2K Following Credible. Lived experience expert 👊. Affordable Housing Council.
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389 Followers 5K Following
[email protected].. @bobgasket696942
27 Followers 11 Following
Rikki Tikki Tavi @xrikkitikkitavi
13 Followers 74 Following Equal rights. Secular humanist. Master of fuckery. BIPOC and Queer accomplice. I am @ricktok2222 on TikTok.
Motivational Tweets @motivatedtwets
333 Followers 5K Following Inspiring minds, one tweet at a time. Fueling positivity, resilience, and growth. Join the journey to empower your potential. 🌟 #Motivation #Positivity
Funny Tweets @FunnyTweetzz4u
381 Followers 5K Following Look no further for funny tweets. #Humor #Funny #Jokes
RotoGonzo @RotoGonzo
122 Followers 1K Following We live in a dystopian hellscape surrounded by dumbfuckery and douchebaggery of epic proportions. So why not play fantasy sports and talk about it. 🤷🏻♂️
RealOldSouthernman @RSouthernman
2K Followers 4K Following 74 years Democrat. Pres FDR gave us Social Security. Pres LBJ gave us Medicare. Pres Biden brought us 21st Century Infrastructure law. Trump is anti-democracy.
Poetry by AI @PoetrybyAI
315 Followers 3K Following Unleashing poetic magic, one AI-generated verse at a time. Welcome to #PoetryByAI, where pixels dance with words. Join the journey! 📝✨ #AI #Poetry #Poems #Art
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238 Followers 407 Following
playfulagain @playfulagain
186 Followers 901 Following I’m back and ready to reconnect IYKYK TG T2DFT82PB
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Seoyoung @Fmandujano38
66 Followers 352 Following
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127 Followers 489 Following E-book writer. Horror, contemporary fiction, non-fiction and poetry. Stories long and short. Other bits and pieces. Amazon: https://t.co/nYvIrdCoLz
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63K Followers 67K Following Movie Producer - BLOODTHIRST, Bermuda Island, Attack of the Unknown, Art of the Dead, Party Bus To Hell, Death Count, Night of the Tommyknockers, Arena Wars
A Buddhist Sportsman .. @TheSpor51051250
722 Followers 1K Following SF Giants, 49’ers, Warriors. I love sports. I LOVE THE IDEAL OF AMERICA, NOT THE EXECUTION OF THE IDEAL. Patriotism YES! Nationalism NO! ♥️☯️🌏💙
Might B Lin @MyeBLum
335 Followers 1K Following A man is never nor forever or together torn. BLOCK OR MUTE
fredrick imelda @fredrick_i8856
210 Followers 808 Following "Expert book promoter with a passion for helping authors succeed. Specializing in maximizing book sales and visibility through strategic marketing and promotion
Mikal Brown @MiBlueU
92 Followers 810 Following Xenu's favorite Block or Mute. Go outside and touch grass
Pam Dossett @pdossett3
590 Followers 2K Following My old account was hacked - this is really me! 📚🍎 KY Teacher ~ former HD 8 candidate ➡️ retweets ≠ endorsements
Stepping Stones EOL D.. @DeathWithSteph
931 Followers 3K Following Death Doula, Bereaved Mama, Grief Coach, just shining a light and helping where I can
Lesley 🌊 ☮️ �.. @lesley3225
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Techotd solutions @techotd_info
35 Followers 603 Following support for Website https://t.co/rbylflBUqV
raj @therealraj61
3K Followers 5K Following old enough to be a grandfather; should be a Conservative at this age, but….. I just can’t!
Scott Dworkin @funder
1.1M Followers 89K Following Co-Founder @TheDemCoalition. @DworkinReport & @DworkinWeekly.
valerie bertinelli @Wolfiesmom
577K Followers 839 Following indulge 🤍 https://t.co/g6zgskzXU8 https://t.co/5QoJQzzMR4
Adam Schiff @AdamSchiff
646K Followers 861 Following Candidate for U.S. Senate. Father, husband, former prosecutor, triathlete, and sometimes comic. California Congressman.
Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton
2.8M Followers 960 Following Mom of Charlotte, Aidan & Jasper, Married to Marc, Advocate, Author, Teacher, @ClintonFdn & @CHAI_health & @HealthierGen, New Yorker
Stephanie Miller @StephMillerShow
152K Followers 21K Following Host of The Stephanie Miller Show. Monday-Friday 6-9AM PT/9-12PM ET. @SXMProgress 127, @FreeSpeechTV / https://t.co/5uBT88jmCa, IHeartRadio, Progressive Voices, TuneIn.
Mimi Rocah @Mimirocah1
476K Followers 4K Following Former fed prosecutor, legal commentator. Proud mom. DA for Westchester NY. Personal tweets & views only. Threads @Mimirocah & Insta @Mimirocah1
Graham Hancock @Graham__Hancock
473K Followers 102 Following Author of 'The Sign and the Seal', 'Fingerprints of the Gods','Supernatural' and 'Entangled'. My latest book, 'MAGICIANS OF THE GODS' @ http://t.co/s3eluoaZpH
John Cena @JohnCena
14.3M Followers 770K Following A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHate
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.0M Followers 206 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
Pop Base @PopBase
1.4M Followers 2K Following Pop Base is your best source for all pop culture related entertainment, news, award show coverage, chart updates, statistics and more. | [email protected]
John Michael Riva Jr. @mikeyrivajr
2K Followers 949 Following Screenwriter 🌵 Director 🌵 Producer @AFIConservatory '20 #preWGA
Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman
38K Followers 2K Following Comedian. JUST FOR US on @HBO on April 6. 🎟️s for LA in link.
NewsBreak @newsbreakApp
56K Followers 832 Following #NewsBreak’s mission is to make #localnews easily accessible with the goal of helping people everywhere live safer, more vibrant, truly connected lives.
Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT
1.6M Followers 6K Following NYT/CNN/Author CONFIDENCE MAN: The Making of Donald Trump and the Breaking of America
Jason Selvig @jasonselvig
198K Followers 654 Following Half the comedy duo @TheGoodLiars - Undecided:The Movie - The Supporters - our new podcast The Good Liars Tell The Truth is OUT NOW👇👇👇
Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche
1.2M Followers 8K Following Washington Correspondent for @NBCNews. Email: [email protected].
Drew Dixon @deardrewdixon
20K Followers 10K Following Mom | Producer | Artist | Entrepreneur | Subject in @ontherecorddoc | #MeToo | #CeaseFireNow 🪁🪁🪁 #FreePalestine
Stephanie. @qsteph
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Mel Brooks @MelBrooks
376K Followers 0 Following Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
Zia Thompson @ZiaThompson21
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Tom Arnold @TomArnold
273K Followers 2K Following Actor, Comic, Single 65 yr old Dad of 11 yr old Jax & 8 yr old Quinn. Host of Divorce Party Podcast with Monika Casey. Has heart disease & woke mind virus ✡️
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33K Followers 2K Following Artist, and also kind of like a Scientist. 🎗️ Art, Exhibitions, Books ➛ https://t.co/mZKbhCvEa0
Cori Bush @CoriBush
846K Followers 2K Following St. Louis Congresswoman. Nurse, activist, organizer, mom, & pastor. Leading with love, fighting for regular people. #StLouisStrong (she/her)
Storm @jaaysart
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw
256K Followers 7K Following Writer, lawyer, Dodger fan, idealist, hater. nycsouthpaw18 at gmail. RTs = endorsement or scorn. Insta / bluesky / threads same handle.
Dara Michelle @DrawnbyDara
11K Followers 689 Following Artist | IG: Drawnbydara | [email protected] |
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
President Biden @POTUS
34.9M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Kate Flannery @KateFlannery
301K Followers 679 Following Meredith the drunk from THE OFFICE, Masked Singer, DWTS season28 Jane Lynch sidekick A Swingin’’ Little Xmas https://t.co/LhwrNwQrGK
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132K Followers 34K Following Software Engineer, Pilot, Editor at @newsitics Super sweet political gear 👉 https://t.co/FRz6vDenBM 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 #resist
Touré @Toure
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aye brah you got a lighter? me:
In this New York Times article on the controversial pyramidial structure of Gunung Padang in Indonesia (nytimes.com/2024/01/03/wor…) archaeologists scorned the findings of indigenous geologists and claimed that “Indonesia had no history of pyramid construction”. Really? See photos.
she's officially a grammy winning artist i'm crying
“Iphones?” im crying she was like where are the professional CAMERAS 😭
this photo? i’m speechless. that’s a rock star baby!!!
spencer from icarly posting this 😭
Leonard Bernstein didn’t have any songs that required all this
I loved Norman Lear with all my heart. He was my second father. Sending my love to Lyn and the whole Lear family.
Christian Nationalism is not only a danger to our Country, it’s a danger to Christianity itself. Our film will be coming to theaters In February. Watch the trailer here.
Once again America voted overwhelmingly for a Woman’s Right to Choose. Once again America voted against MAGA. Once again Donald Trump is a loser.
The assassination of John F. Kennedy is the greatest murder mystery in American history. This podcast takes the most comprehensive and deepest dive into solving that mystery. Spoiler alert: It was a conspiracy. Listen at: podcasts.iheart.com/WhoKilledJFK?s… @iHeartPodcasts
My kids forced me at gunpoint to change my profile pic.
If you need a break from everything going on and want a good laugh, join Albert and me starting tonight on MAX.
The funniest man in the world. Albert Brooks: Defending My Life, an @HBO Original Documentary from Director @robreiner about his best friend - comedian, actor, and filmmaker @AlbertBrooks - premieres November 11 on @StreamOnMax. #AlbertBrooksHBO
This guy’s ready for a sit-down conversation of some kind. 📸: @romyreiner
Going to have to pass, @joshuaddsilva. Last time I sucked something that tiny it got stuck between my front teeth. #irritating
@romyreiner Perfect example of the idiocy. One lady that thinks she is wiser than the rest apologizing for those that could give two fucks what others think. Meathead daughter…figures
Swan family crossing the road.. 😊
Mommy and her baby.. 😊
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