#1 samir @samir
I'm an account on the internet. also @zillowgonewild and @kalesalad and celebrity home shopping samir.army New York City Joined February 2010-
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I can’t take a movie seriously if there’s a crossbow guy. Get over yourself and grab a gun idiot
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why when u google something thats a location it shows you a map but then it asks if you want to see it in maps, thats how you know google fucked up and lost their way
I need this to fix pasta shapes. Spaghetti only
If you’ve never been to a plumbing supply store for five minutes then you’ve never lived
the classic you thought you were sending someone a link to a gdrive folder but its actually a link to just one file in your gdrive gets you every time
when u see something in ur feed you wanna look at but you accidentally refresh the page and it disappears... thats called a scroller eclipse
Someone get him on catzempic
one bagel is good and never enough but no one wants to be a two bagel guy
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about wild homes is to at least build your wild home in a major city. In a small city it’ll be too hard to find a buyer to ever pay what your home is worth to you. Like he’s probably the only person in Stillwater who can even afford this house
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about wild homes is to at least build your wild home in a major city. In a small city it’ll be too hard to find a buyer to ever pay what your home is worth to you. Like he’s probably the only person in Stillwater who can even afford this house
He’s a man, he’s 40
This is a Bass pro shop
This is a Bass pro shop
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