Uribe Down - fondue to go 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @saveourfarms
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The expanded, beat reporter empowered Sox Machine is an extremely worthwhile endeavor, especially in the current media climate. Check it out. They’re getting my Patreon support.
The expanded, beat reporter empowered Sox Machine is an extremely worthwhile endeavor, especially in the current media climate. Check it out. They’re getting my Patreon support.
Checking in on twitter once weekly, but still asking "when is someone going to kill Elon Musk?" Well all want it!
That's a $700 tip, I don't see the problem.
these european bastards said “sorry we don’t tip”, laughed, and walked out. close the borders to europeans NOW.
1) today I learned that Twitter itself has destroyed the brand so much that they have moved to "repost" b) I do sometimes miss people dunking on themselves so much, even if it likely is on purpose for "engagement."
1) today I learned that Twitter itself has destroyed the brand so much that they have moved to "repost" b) I do sometimes miss people dunking on themselves so much, even if it likely is on purpose for "engagement."
Rejoined twitter to disagree completely. I've tailgated many times before Brewers games and it's insanely fun. Friends hanging out for free/cheap before the game is definitely preferable to spending way too much money before spending way too much money.
Really incredible stuff. I think my favorite part of this Great Transition is learning that I can, actually, root for former favorites to burn to the ground.
Really incredible stuff. I think my favorite part of this Great Transition is learning that I can, actually, root for former favorites to burn to the ground.
This shit is so fucking funny.
Did twitter really re-name its activities to follow Bluesky? Post and re-post? Did... did they not know what they had, making "tweet" a common word out of thin air?
On twitter for the first time in a bit. Found the new worst guy in the world. Fun little side journey.
On twitter for the first time in a bit. Found the new worst guy in the world. Fun little side journey.
I haven't checked twitter in 2 weeks and that's been super nice. Also very funny that it's called ex or whatever but you still need to type twitter into the search bar. I hope Elon is dead at this point, literally. Kill Elon.
The good move is to pay for it yourself, if you can afford it, and then open the door for others.
The good move is to pay for it yourself, if you can afford it, and then open the door for others.
Just realized I don’t have to follow Sox people on Twitter Next.
I got a Bluesky invite today and intend to use it with purpose. Here’s to actual relationships outside of twitter.
I got a Bluesky invite today and intend to use it with purpose. Here’s to actual relationships outside of twitter.
This shit has to be forced, top down.
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Greetings from Columbia University, where I was just interviewed by CBS News, as a former student here and a current professor, about my horror at Shafik arresting and evicting her students
10/10, incredible stuff. You definitely *just* changed your mind about Joe Biden, for sure, it's only because of Gaza
Many leftists praised Biden’s decision to leave Afghanistan and his NLRB and he would have gotten about 90% of leftist or progressive voters if he did not decide to end his term with mass slaughter and starvation
@MattBinder He’s trying to rehabilitate/cause confusion on the blue checks heading in to the election. Prior we knew all the blue checks were mostly the ones posting misinformation and bait, he’s handing these out to more reliable sources to give credibility to the misinformation.
there's another 40-50 of you who pay but hide the check and i see you in the verified engagements tab. don't worry though. i will protect your shameful secret so long as you keep those likes rolling in
Time for one of my deeply held beliefs: There should be a ballgame on right now! Opening Day should start with at least one game at 1:05 p.m. ET as a matter of principle
MLB: why are we the least popular major US sport? Why is our viewership dwindling? ALSO MLB: good luck watching a game unless you go in person or you pay a satellite company thousands each year to access a single broadcast channel to watch the games, fucko lmao
Demonstrators and police have begun gathering in the drizzle (predicted to stop soon, as of now) at one of several meet-up points this afternoon from which demonstrators are expected to head near Rockefeller Center, where two former presidents join POTUS to fundraise tonight.
that's a screwball
Logan Webb, Absurd 92mph Two Seamer. 😳 23" inches of Run (yes, nearly 2 feet).
“Chris Getz has put his stamp on this team already, we’re hear about the new players he’s brought in when we come back” man this is hilariously tone deaf but I mean it is the propaganda arm of the team so….
Chris Ilitch in the stands, checking his watch in the third inning. Desperately wanting to be back in the office checking parking lot revenue reports.
@PhilWalkable We must retvrn to slamming on hoods and yelling at drivers for this behavior. I never stopped
Today I wrote "Welcome to a new era, O's fans. If historical form holds, you will never like your team’s owner again as much as you do today." TV talk is part of that. Now hand out extensions to the young stars and start acting like a cross between Ted Turner and a pirate.
Opening Day? That’s right—time to chat Magna Carta