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Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved). Genie: That's your wish? Me: No, we're just talking. Just being Friends right now.
*On my first day as an athletic trainer after lying on my resume* “Yeah uhhh do 200 swishes on the juice orb”
*On my first day as an athletic trainer after lying on my resume* “Yeah uhhh do 200 swishes on the juice orb”
Congratulations chocolate chip cookie for winning! Me so proud of you. Me going to eat some cookies to celebrate! #CookieMadness. 🍪
Congratulations chocolate chip cookie for winning! Me so proud of you. Me going to eat some cookies to celebrate! #CookieMadness. 🍪
The Devils season hit rock bottom
hey look, this one didn't change
Time for some Ranger playoff hockey #BestTimeOfTheYear
@Very__Regular You could never have a Robert Moses these days because of Woke
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GC: She asked how committed I was to liberation. JS: You didn't! (George shrugs sheepishly) JS: "By Any Means Necessary?" GC: It was the glasses, Jerry! They had a hold on me! JS: But you're not a By Any Means guy! You barely use the Means you have! GC: Almost no Means at all!
history is always repeating itself
"help palestine or we'll make the situation worse for palestine" isn't the campaign strategy i would have gone with...
"help palestine or we'll make the situation worse for palestine" isn't the campaign strategy i would have gone with...
This is what happens when Matt Rempe shows up to your building. #NYR
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Sidney Crosby is not underrated. He has never been underrated. All of you need to shut the fuck up.
@based_shesty Instead of worrying about New Jersey they should worry about getting new players
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millions of baby boomers watch just the absolute worst shows on tv that are 30% commercials its crazy
@SammmyStern You have to bring it to their attention. I just unlocked all the vocations and I'm adding it to my LinkedIn bio as we speak
Happy Friday. 🙂
Alex Wennberg announced on Instagram that he and his wife, Felicia, welcomed a baby girl, Ivy, yesterday. Congrats to the family!
Are you guys okay up there? Do you need help?
51 for Hyman, the OT winner against Winnipeg. Amazing what hard work can get you
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