Stellan Skarsgård giving perhaps the best answer to the ubiquitous "what do you think about superhero movies" question;
Exhausted these past two weeks. Beyond it.
I live with the cutest person I've ever met
Just managed to inadvertently convince @TheoGermaine that "cowabunga" is in the lyrics of WAP
I had greens, beans potatoes, no tomatoes
Happy Thanksgiving I am grateful to be fucking alive
the answer to the request: not to buy so much cheese
the way to get kissed on your forehead a bunch: buy the store out twitter.com/TheoGermaine/s…
SOMEONE EDITED THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE ON JK ROWLING'S HOUSE
retail workers are literally braver than cops
To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.
Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans)
7 days ago
@Annaleen Wow, that's pretty cool. Did you use bulletproof coffee for that?
Hi, yes, quick question, is this "Angus" available for marriage?
You ever think about how pretty Chicago is?
I am sorry, sir, but the last thing I want to "chew on" is an adult human man throwing a tantrum in a large fur coat. Particularly one who looks like he smells like Axe body spray and soup.