selma😜 @selmacashmoney
them boobs be gaming aus Joined May 2018-
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While women these days are out cheating or partying, I’m at home knitting my husband a pee pad so that he doesn’t have to get up for the toilet in the middle of gaming. Bring back when women acted like wives.
balls hanging out with the penis after a circumcision
my kbbq grill was such a good girl i had to give a little something back
it’s like a 12 year old trying their hardest to be the class clown
it’s like a 12 year old trying their hardest to be the class clown
i’m actually shaking. this man came up to me with those note and said if my cocky doesn’t go boing boing he will harm my family. who wants to help me? im seriously terrified right now.
i can’t imagine how marge is feeling right now 😟🩷
i can’t imagine how marge is feeling right now 😟🩷
Look at how serious and bitter she is You can’t have these types of dates with women under 25, they’re too goofy
bro doesn’t know i literally graduated from CUM 😭😭😭
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@selmacashmoney only the best reusable diapers for my hubby 😤😤😤
That's crazy
we really need to just ban YouTube at this point..
There is no beauty in this world
🚨 BREAKING: Former minor Travis Kelce reportedly broke down into tears after finding out Taylor Swift's new album is about Matt Healy and not him. "I don't know man, it hurts so bad but I still love her.."
@selmacashmoney @Cobratate Thats why I trust you Selma
whoever at twitter thought bringing back their editorial side but only using AI was a brilliant idea should be barred from working in tech ever again
@Cobratate Here is a woman who lied about something... Which proves that my sexual assault victims, who are also women, must also be lying.
@selmacashmoney Maybe that’s why my glasses aren’t working as well as they were before 💀💀💀
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Giancarlo Esposito says that before he was cast as Gus Fring, he was severely broke and contemplated arranging his own murder to ensure his children would receive life insurance money "The light at the end of the tunnel was 'Breaking Bad'"
@selmacashmoney Oh ok there are a lot of mfers who say stuff similar to that and are serious.
@selmacashmoney @tyleraloevera This guy literally just videos homeless people going to the bathroom not much truth he is exposing sadly.
creepy. org
Even ants know what you should be eating.
@tyleraloevera Heres a photo of an aussie poo to save you the trip.
@tyleraloevera It's got likes because it's funny, my subscribers are calling out that commenter in the 63 replies lol But I am very concerned that you think my audience is mentally ill though. Those are the kinds of people you ambush and film pooping for views. Stay away from them.
@selmacashmoney This is what got selma sent to prison for
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