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Worlds most boring human. I watch men hit balls with sticks and collect cardboard. Profanity, Equality, my kid. Leftist https://t.co/VE2xPZfp8e amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… Hella Joined August 2011-
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Crushed. Tyler Locklear go ahead HR in the 5th.
Happy birthday @JaggedAuthor !!!! Hope this one is significantly better than the last.
Shout out to Theresa and her supervisor Mary at @officialfye. When I found out I’d been charged for a year for a service I never singed up for, they just got my info and fixed it. No argument or jumping through hoops. Thank you both!
Jackson Holliday called up! @Buster_ESPN called it, 11 years ago. Can’t wait to see him play in person when his team visits
Happy birthday, gorgeous President of the cardboard and nails club!
We need a drunk @Paul_Lesko reading off this case. First ones on me
We need a drunk @Paul_Lesko reading off this case. First ones on me
Every day is April fools day, when you’re attracted to men
I’m all for mocking the Doyers, but their top 3 in the lineup batting .500 this game isn’t the own you’re so desperate to imply it was.
The Topps Truck Tour is back for the 2024 season‼️ We're hitting every MLB stadium! Stay tuned for updates on when the truck will be at YOUR ballpark 🏟️
Took my favorite bunny to visit her mission, Solvang, Pismo, my old mission in SLO, and watch a Starlink satellite go into orbit. Great start to vaca. Also- who knew Solvang has a Hotworx?
Happy Birthday @Ryan_Channels and @Justin_Channels !! Hope you both had a wonderful day!
Kiddo drew us. I have a St. Patrick’s day shirt and “mommy muscles” I may need to lay off the gym a bit.
Vacation!!!!! Kiddo: Santa Bar-Bruh. Get it? Bruh? This might be the longest 10 days of my life. Bring it!!!!
Also folks I have a San Francisco Giants Minor Leaguer looking for a sponsor. Who wants to help this player for the season?? @McCoveyChron @justtiff98 @TCSFGFAN @
I mean, who needs to take their kid on vacation for spring break when you can just have an ER big that’s more than your mortgage?
RIP Akira Toriyama. You’re one of the first artists to truly inspire my kiddos passion for drawing. I am forever indebted to you for her passion.
ER Steroids Pain meds IV fluids More pain meds CT scan To start… Wish me luck
Mike Trout with his first homer of the spring and it's a grand slam to center field.
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33 Followers 27 FollowingCash @1Cash28
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15K Followers 11K Following “Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too” PC Mr Mike Trout. 🐟❤️ “Be the good you wish to see in the world” 🏳️🌈Ryan Cracknell 🌷 @tradercracks
19K Followers 3K Following Beckett Hobby Editor (https://t.co/OS1QrTmp47). Friendly sports cards collector & stuff. 80s child, grew up in the '90s. Sorry, I don't know what it's worth.Sooz ⚾️ @yanxchick
20K Followers 3K Following Sports and Pokémon cards @cgccards Previously: Topps, Beckett, Goldin. PC: Jeter, Rizzo. As an eBay affiliate, I may earn commission on links. #CardChat hostMidwest Box Breaks @midwestboxbreak
29K Followers 8K Following Sports Cards/Box Breaks “Value the Customer, Respect the Hobby” YouTube: https://t.co/h4QHk5qRVs Join the MBB Break Club Discord: https://t.co/lCmFjzfwbXK-Dub @MrKdub
12K Followers 7K Following We all have stories; here's mine: https://t.co/MBTy2cD3Zc Christian. Husband. Father. Teacher. Rapper. Hooper. Collector. #Crohns #IBD #Skol 💜Dub Meñtality @DubMentality
13K Followers 8K Following Freelance Writer - Credits Include @BeckettMedia #DadJokes Tweets may contain affiliate links YouTube - https://t.co/hj3SJKjUjPTheWalkingDeadSaga @ThoseBackPages
6K Followers 993 Following New Yorker. Type 2 Diabetic. That Twitter Guy. #GradedRookieCardCollector #LOST #TheWalkingDead #SAGA #MindMGMT #NeverStopLearning. opinions are my own.Mr. Chris @CrackinWax
10K Followers 2K Following Former full-time wax cracker, current full-time teacher. Still helping my hobby friends sell their cards. #cwmarketCertified Sports Card.. @certifiedcards
29K Followers 10K Following ▫️Sports Cards▫️Mariners▫️Memes ▫️Sales▫️PC: First Bowman’s, Few M’s▫️Group Break Randoms Posted to @certifiedbreak▫️Links:Topps @Topps
250K Followers 5K Following Making collectible cards since 1950 // Follow if you LOVE collecting ❤️Aaron Jaffe @YoJaffe
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12K Followers 9K Following ⚡️B/S/T ⚾️🏀🏈 Collecting since 92’ ❤️🔥💗 I LOVE Cards!🤠 Stack Sales - Weekly! 💥PC: Pacific, Pinnacle. y2k & LUFC⚽️ DMs always open!Tom @tompwillis
5K Followers 4K Following Tom https://t.co/xGw6uXPopm The Best Influencer in the World. DM me about how you can give me money. Card Collector. Plays games on twitch.Anthony Corona - Juli.. @AnthonysCorona
3K Followers 3K Following Julio Rodriguez and Lazaro Montes fan. Modesto Nuts stan. Wearer of Crocs. Close friend of the INCOMPARABLE @flounder824Buck City Breaks @BuckCityBreaks
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5K Followers 3K Following I collect baseball cards & nail polish ⚾️💅🏼 • my job is yinzer 🖤 • PC: Ke’Bryan, everyone MLB • plant daddy 🪴• bsky & TCDB: 11lizzie ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆☁︎Adam Copeland @Adamcopes
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40K Followers 195 Following The official X of the Oklahoma City Baseball Club, the Triple-A affiliate of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Home of the 2023 PCL Champions.Round Rock Express @RRExpress
42K Followers 118 Following Official X of the #RRExpress. Triple-A affiliate of the 2023 World Series Champions, the Texas Rangers.Hunter Felt @HunterFelt
3K Followers 2K Following Retiring sportswriter who rambles about music, comedy and politics. (email hunter@hunterfelt for work). Autistic. Genderqueer. Pic is of younger cuter me.Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet
5K Followers 4K Following Who mistook the steak for chicken? ⚜️🐘☀️⚡️ 🚗9️⃣ and 2️⃣3️⃣ ; 🏎5️⃣ 🏎️ ALO. I hate pineapple.RobFM²: Back in the .. @RobIsOuttaHere
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246 Followers 656 Following Assistant AT Coordinator / Latin American AT Coordinator | Boston Red Sox | Ponce, PR 🇵🇷 | Fort Myers, FLnice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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47K Followers 292 FollowingK E L S E Y 👻 @glumDumpst3r
10K Followers 5K Following Thoughts are mine, unless someone else said it first and I forgot. Tech, Privacy, mediocre comedy. some of these are lies. she/her. 🧚♀️Adam 'Khudak' Bressle.. @AdamBressler
1K Followers 5K Following WSU, AIS. Sr Marketer. Prod. CRM/Ads. Audio. Trader. Coach. COOK. Studio. 🐸 🏒⚾️ 🏀 🏈 Jew. SEA Native. Lineages of Antiquity. History. ❤️ thy @GlumDumpst3rCrushed. Tyler Locklear go ahead HR in the 5th.
They tried the expired redemption line. I told them to keep the points and I would file in small claims court in Dallas. Do they really want me to argue that redemption expiration is not legal. While a small claims court holds no precedence merit, if anyone attends I will gladly…
Hell no! Zero chance I am taking points for this!
1,000 people bought tickets to our first ever Alabama show. That show was of the good variety. Thanks! Hope to come back soon
Until I tried acid, I never realized that it is actually the jar that is a door.
🚨Disco thyme for @WickedGoodCards in celebration of Whomper redemption auto🚨
Tonight’s full case of Logofractor treats…..how’d we do?🤡 I love opening one of the best baseball products in the WORLD pound for pound! Thanks all for joining/watching & congrats to the resplendent hitters!🔥 🚨Disco thyme🚨
Gotta draw as many comics as I can between now and tomorrow, when I turn 40 and officially become too old for this shit.
I wonder if that GEICO caveman ever watched Encino Man and felt validated.
Me: *drinks three cups of black tea in the span of 40 minutes* Also me: Where the fuck did this caffeine headache come from?!
So @ourtradingcards bad packaging indeed. Probably going to be forced to buy another one….
What can I possibly tweet about that men will not try to explain to me
Other things you shouldn't text a performer: They said the list is closed. Can you help? I have to buy drinks even if I'm on the list?!? I'm not gonna make it tonight because [insert reason]. They gave me a shitty table. This guy isn't funny.
When do you go on? Wanna meet up before? Where do I get tickets? What time is it over? What time you getting there? I cant find anywhere to park? I’m here where are you? You gonna hang out after?
Boston… see you tomorrow night!
In #Comedy: Minnesota native Chad Daniels takes on The Wilbur for the first time in his career this week, and he's coming with quite a full hour of brand new work. @thatchaddaniels | @The_Wilbur | @DadBodVanilla vanyaland.com/2024/04/11/cha…
This is, of course, extremely cool.
.@DollyParton has now earned a new Hot 100 hit in five different decades (1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s and 2020s).
@seventwelve21 @Buster_ESPN If you want to be more likely to guarantee him play, then the owner fleeing the area for Sacratomato would be a good move. September is a long ways off and injuries and being shipped back to the minors are possibilities to consider if getting tickets *now*
@seventwelve21 @Buster_ESPN Two chances. A’s at the end of the month. Giants in September.
sorry twitter friends I only got a few cupcakes so we’re all gonna have to share 🧁 yes the icing turns your tongue purple so plan accordingly lol