Shane @shanethevein
I don't care about politics, especially yours. Padres fan. shanethevein.tumblr.com America's Finest City! Joined April 2009-
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but stop putting off checking off things on your Bucket List
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Alright Padres fans. 🚨Spread the word. 🚨If you are going to the Padres game Friday Night, we are going to do a Standing Ovation for Xander Bogaerts at the plate like they did for Trea Turner. Maybe we can fix him and help him out of his slump at the plate. Share this with…
People being surprised by an Angel Hernandez call. You new here?
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I am trying to do more live stream stuff but YouTube won't let me until I get 50 subscribers. Here I am shamelessly asking you to follow my YouTube so I can live stream and build a channel! Click below... youtube.com/@TheSkrabyShow
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Babies are like $100 bills. Ask somebody to change it for you, and they look at you like you’re crazy.
I can speak Spanish. But only the words that have the same pronunciation in English.
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Remember back before Onlyfans when your mom just sold Avon?
My wife says that the only reason for my success is because I was born with the higher spectrum of Autism. Ain't that some shit. Now being successful is a disease.
iPhone users are usually conspiracy theorists, except when it comes to Apple or iPhones.
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Nando and the @Padres were down 8-0 ... AND WON!
Why do I always feel like I'm the only one cleaning the lint trap on the dryer?
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The more you know the less you'll care.
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Just a reminder that if you're headed down to Petco Park, there's kids around and absolutely no reason to get into fights and set a poor example or hurt anyone (unless absolutely necessary to defend yourself). Keep it classy, San Diego.
Happy April Fools Day, or as I like to call it here at work, Monday.
Looks like I'm getting wet today.
Looks like I'm getting wet today.
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We’re going to be alright.
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Holy shit some of you guys are still here :) hi! I quit my job. Was lied to for years and now I'm trying to become a real person again so what have you guys been up to? I missed you!
Shoutout to the porn bots for always liking my tweets.
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The man on the plane next to me… changes the page to his book.. BY LICKING HIS FINGER 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but stop putting off checking off things on your Bucket List
Anyone smarter than me is a freak. Anyone dumber than me is an idiot
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Congrats Manny and Yainee! 🤎💛 #Padres
We have made the following roster moves:
i literally cannot wrap my head around this???
An Aaron Boone ejection for the ages and I don't blame him for being this hot
Well, it looks like my wish that everyone would just pipe down for a bit isn't coming true anytime soon.
It’s weird you get named at zero when no one knows anything about you. You should get named at 28 when it’s clear you’re a Dave.
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