Genevieve K @shechoseviolets
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I loved you yesterday. I will love you tomorrow. Time is the only currency I can’t beg, steal, or borrow. Lightning gives its life In sacrifice to cold ground. Earth twirls on with no mercy As we spin out with no sound.
I loved you yesterday. I will love you tomorrow. Time is the only currency I can’t beg, steal, or borrow. Lightning gives its life In sacrifice to cold ground. Earth twirls on with no mercy As we spin out with no sound.
Hold them close, And hold them fast. Nothing is promised; Every first has its last.
Speak your mind, but guard your soul. Harden your shell, but harken your heart.
Friendly reminder that Pride ends tomorrow but we’ll all still be queer in July.
Funny how Jesus never bought a weapon and was murdered by the government.
My daughter informed me this morning that I look like “eviler Tinker Bell” (periodt tysmbb), and DAMN if that little pixie wasn’t ALWAYS a villainess. I mean, seriously… WTF. She tries to kill Peter Pan like five times and he ain’t NEVER quit her. wHaT iS iN tHaT fAiRy DuSt?!?
Am I the only one that finds this terribly refreshing? Like… y’all can still remember when it was embarrassing to misspell potato… right?
Am I the only one that finds this terribly refreshing? Like… y’all can still remember when it was embarrassing to misspell potato… right?
I obviously need professional help, so I am now certifying myself in said profession instead of actually seeking said assistance. Obviously.
📗 This 🔎 is ✂️ not 📏 what 📕 📓 y’all 🖍 taught ✏️ us 📘 📚 in 🖇 high 🗄 school 🗞 civics. ⚖️ 📌 Here 🔖 is 📆 your 📰 shot. 🔫 💾 Save 🩹 the 🪓 children. 📝
Do you understand how much stuff had to go wrong for this responsibility to fall to Matthew McConaughey
They really named that petit prince “Louis” and then thought he wasn’t finna quatorze it up? 🤔
Dance like no one's watching. It's much funnier for Me that way.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Never ever EVER never ask your child which Pokémon you would be. You will NOT appreciate their insight.
Happy #Pride! I’m finna piss some people tf off. #Pride2022 #feistyally #proudandloud
I love to travel, but I hate packing. It makes me so absurdly anxious without even realizing it, like… “Oh! Should we bring a flashlight??” It’s an Airbnb, not a war zone. I think we’ll be fine.
Y’all need to stop making me 👏 clap 👏 at 👏 yo’ 👏 ass, ‘fo you 👋 catch 👋 these 👋 hands 👋 fr.
The Devil might be in the details, but the Jesus is out in the streets.
Someday, somewhere, somehow… Somebody is gonna fix you, Soft Serve. I know they got a monopoly on your basic needs and essential services, but sometimes you just gotta go rogue and clean your own ice cream machine.
Does “W” really start with d and contain no actual w’s? Rude.
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