Laura @shinybird_77

all views are my own and not of my employer OR my contracting organisation. (She/they, Vic Au.) #a11y / 👩🏼‍💻🤳 #BlackLivesMatter Joined January 2018

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sucklet. @sucklet7

4 months ago

we are ready for santa sucklet. 🥛🍪🍬🎄. #sucklet. #christmas. #itemlabel.

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Gävlebocken @Gavlebocken

5 months ago

My inauguration was absolutely fantastic. Thank you for making an old goat like me feel special.

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Laura @shinybird_77

5 months ago

Hey @vline_ballarat - this Friday night, is there bus replacement work, or is it just Thursday and the weekend? (The comms say "some" and ignore Friday but it's better to check!)

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i'm helping one of my clients apply for a casual job at red rooster and they want him to record a 5 minute video explaining why he's passionate about the job. this is the kinda job you used to be able to apply for with a barebones resume. what is going on, man

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Oscaaargh 🏳️‍⚧️ @SkeletonOscar

6 months ago

Do you reckon when Meat Loaf said he'd do anything for love but he wouldn't do *that* he meant taking the recycling out when it's raining?

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sucklet. @sucklet7

6 months ago

we had a wonderful halloween with plenty of treats. 🎃👻🍬🍫🍭. #sucklet. #halloween. @itemLabel.

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sucklet. @sucklet7

6 months ago

poisonlet rides a cow. 🐄🕯. #poisonlet. #itemlabel. #cowlet.

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sucklet. @sucklet7

6 months ago

🌳🍄🟠🍽❔️. #darklet. #itemlabel. #mushroomlet.

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Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole

6 months ago

Leeds Fest 2015. Was fed up of eating £1 soup and bread by day 3. Me and a mate discovered these Asda vitamin tablets we had brought looked suspiciously like ecstasy. managed to sell a fair few and made around £80 each, hope whoever took them enjoyed their much needed health...

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Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole

7 months ago

When my dad was into his final days in a hospice I showed him several nude and topless photos of my wife on my phone as a final thrill. He said she had a lovely figure.

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Wobbly Ruth and Friends @RuthWobbles

7 months ago

Got these toys for my freaking gotcha day 😎 EVERYONE SAY HAPPY GOTCHA DAY RUTHIE

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

7 months ago

Messing with Windows internals in any way and expecting the Xbox stuff to work is going to give you a Very Bad Time. A lot of guides do not care about Microsoft identity services and weirdo extraneous runtimes. All of Microsoft’s stuff is built on top of them. Don’t do this.

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Wobbly Ruth and Friends @RuthWobbles

7 months ago

Ruthie is in charge of the windy city

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Liberal Democrats @LibDems

7 months ago

share to just absolutely terrify Rishi Sunak

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† lucia scarlet 🩸 @luciascarlet

7 months ago

I know macOS and iOS are designed to be left on for long periods of time and put to sleep when not in use, but regardless, what exactly is it that makes them take so long to boot up even on super-fast built-in SSD's? GNU/Linux and Windows boot up very quickly nowadays

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sucklet. @sucklet7

7 months ago

moss moss moss. moss, moss. moss moss. 💚🍄. #mosslet. #itemlabel. #mushroomlet.

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian

7 months ago

If I’m getting off the bus next stop I like to ring the bell as SOON as we leave the previous stop. Get it banked. It’s done. The driver is stopping. The contract is made. You get 60 seconds to savour it.

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Laura @shinybird_77

7 months ago

To be fair I thought that the MasterChef building was at the showgrounds but it was the old cattle building. No. It's it's own building. You couldn't look in! I do wonder if it's used for exteriors only or they film in there. It was closed for "a private event" yesterday.