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Hey morons who exit the plane when it is time to exit the plane-- what's your effin' prob??????
"This bagel is everything" -me eating a plain bagel
Hey, bozos who get up and leave the plane carrying their belongings when the plane lands and then the door opens....what's ur freakin deal???
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“You know Don, the Japanese have their own version of Super Mario Bros 2. Ours is actually a reskin of a game called Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic.”
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I like when a public restroom has a trash can by the door cause i can throw the dyson airblade away after i use it to turn the knob
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salute to the man @shrimpJAJ for hosting a very Jokermen evening at SNL 🃏🧠
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last night was a self-tape ❤️
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cast of @nbcsnl season 49 on 35mm! by me!
Cleaning out a garlic press: a foul enterprise!
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Logging off for the rest of the day. One thing I cannot stand, is deceit and outright gaslighting. Who else is "done" with #AprilFools ?
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It’s time to play Couple Goals
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just another tiny desk concert at NPR
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this guy should’ve ordered delivery 😎
Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
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365 Followers 1K Following Author of The Fever of 1721. Currently working on my next book. I reserve the right to change my mind. You should, too.
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Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
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536 Followers 278 Following DIRECTOR: Minions: Rise of Gru, Despicable Me 3 & Minions - Former animator: Pixar, ILM, Weta
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This goes so hard
Vanderbilt’s Gaza Solidarity Encampment reaches day 28!
The Roost got new bathrooms. Embrace change.
*Logging onto the bad news website* wow more bad news
extremely weird to live when not everyone can agree that mass graves are a very bad thing
Where did you get that haaat?
… unless it’s a U.S. History class in a red state.
Johnson: You cannot censor and silence viewpoints you disagree with
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have ridden here on sheep Sleepy, creepy sheepy sheep beepy beepy beepy beep Sheepy deepy beepy s
Nobody ever gets canceled for saying anything too woke.
it’s so fucking funny to report on the presidents 54 year old son like he is a freshman at Princeton
EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden puffs on a vape and breaks into a coughing fit while shopping with friends trib.al/WMjoOy4
OMG. My vote for tweet of the day.
Students are currently being mass arrested and suspended for protesting Israel
Nobody ever gets canceled for saying anything too woke.
Tennessee Republicans just cut off debate and passed a bill to arm teachers in our schools. The public chanted “Blood on your hands!” as the Speaker ordered troopers to clear the gallery. This is what fascism looks like.
Today Republicans passed a bill to arm teachers after silencing debate. Despite Rep. Chris Todd physically assaulting me on the House floor, my Republican colleagues voted to ban me from speaking for the next two days for “recording” on the floor. A dark day for our democracy.
I pray for the safety of these law enforcement officers as they face down the unspeakably, ruthless violence of college students in tents 🙏🙏
ut austin, where texas state troopers are barring students from accessing the other side of the campus. please look at this, i have never seen anything like this
🎉 Big change from @USDOT: If your flight gets delayed or canceled, airlines now have to refund you automatically in CASH. Refunds cover: - Delayed flights (3+hrs domestic, 6+ hrs int’l) - Airport changes - Added connections - Service class downgrade - Accessibility changes
Our department just issued rules to protect people from hidden airline fees and to require airlines to give passengers automatic cash refunds when owed. No more having to fend for yourself and jump through hoops to get your money back—airlines will have to automatically do this.
The coolest turntable ever made.
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