Tête de Chiot Mort @skullpuppy11
I'm somewhere between a wanna-be and a has-been. twitter.com/search/?q=%28s… North. Joined November 2010-
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Every prom season the local high school borrows my drunk mother-in-law’s latest wreck to scare teenagers into staying sober.
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Ok at least coyotes are indigenous to Utah because I know jazz isn’t.
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anyone ‘speaking’ in ‘tongues’ needs to be fucking 5150’d, not exempt from paying taxes.
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No, we’re fine…we just hate being stuck behind slow walkers
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STOP SACRIFICING GOATS I NEVER SAID I WANTED GOATS
A woman in the waiting room has started crocheting a sweater and at this rate, I think she'll be able to finish it here.
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Tax season is over now, and tax professionals can finally take off those Statue of Liberty costumes and come back inside.
After a long day of dozing off during your court case.
Morning obstacles.
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Toronto! 🚨Concert Announcement!🚨 Big Shiny Saturday #bigshinytunes #canrock #muchmusic @theteapartyband @theheadstones @IMotherEarth @bifnaked @TrebleCharger @Much
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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.
There's literally a book for every hobby out there.
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I’m glad I live in a time in history where I can pick up a device & look at cat videos anytime I want. Imagine showing up at your friend’s place & he’s like “Sir Pounce had zoomies all around the castle!!” & you missed it. Forever.
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It’s not a true driver’s license picture unless you look like all the happiness has been sucked out of your soul.
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If you're over 40 and you sit on the floor getting back up isn't an option, you now live on the floor.
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good morning, if you're into that kind of thing
Still wondering who names these trail segments.
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In the 70’s people were writing books like ‘crochet yourself a happier life’ and making millions.
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Monday: *makes Friday night plans* Friday afternoon:
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For over 4,000 years, the Niagara Whirlpool has been a fixture in the Niagara River. Let's learn more about this unique natural phenomenon! Located along the Canada-US border, the whirlpool formed about 4,200 years ago due to the upstream erosion of the Niagara Escarpment by…
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