I didn't commit fraud. I just "mislabeled" your money as my money, and then ran away with it. And I'm really sorry I got caught. on.ft.com/3VHaQeI
@smdiehl @Andreas_Hopf p.s. I made up some fake money I call FTT and swapped it out for your actual real money, so really it's all good and we're even.
@smdiehl @Andreas_Hopf If he pulled this stunt off without ever trying, imagine what he could have done if he actually tried to commit fraud. 😀
@smdiehl You know there is a crime for manslaughter too when it comes to death of others in an accidentally whoops I didn’t mean it manner
@smdiehl @summerw07043354 I’m pretty sure it’s not the end of this fiasco. He will have an orange jumpsuit on eventually…
@smdiehl I'm sorry I got caught. I never meant to be caught.