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Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview
Cramming a band's whole discography just hours before a concert just in case they stop the show and start quizzing me
This is so dramatic but being bf/gf taking pics in bds 9 years ago to taking our 2 year old daughter to bds has me in tears
Brought gf to our old stomping grounds 🥰
Pretty incredible that he was fouled on this and the possession before and neither were called
Pretty incredible that he was fouled on this and the possession before and neither were called
CONTENT NELSON #RollTide | #BlueCollarBasketball
CONTENT NELSON #RollTide | #BlueCollarBasketball
the connecticut mind cannot comprehend this
My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen
My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen
NYT connections editor: i have a fun little idea 🙂 everyone on the internet: i am going to send you anthrax in the mail
THE TIDE ARE HEADED TO THE ELITE 8! #RollTide | #BlueCollarBasketball
some are saying grant nelson is the first white boy
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bro sounds like he’s taking poison damage lmfao
can y’all watch this advert i got on tiktok because it actually is making me cry laugh like the noises, the turtle shell stomach, the exercise??? HELP MEEEE
To die in Springfield is the ultimate indignity. It is to be cast out of Eden not for sin but as a declaration of insignificance. In a closed world that seems to spin forever, there is only nonexistence in death, one that posthumously extends to life. Troy McClure never died.
‘THE SIMPSONS’ has killed off Larry Dalrymple after 35 years. He has been in the series since the first episode.
I’m his confidant. his best friend. his me espresso… ☕️ 𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 his me espresso… ☕️ is that what he calls you? no 💖
Wife just asked if she could read me a poem while I was watching the game like she’s the villain in a beer commercial
I found this insane hat on Amazon and the reviews with pictures are just as good as you'd think
Sex is for making children. Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay. Oh my pee pee feels good this is great! In fact if you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay. All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?
Me kicking an ice cube under the fridge: 🫤 The tiny people under the fridge that live off of them: God has blessed us once more! The famine is over! Man holding his dying child: Please, my son needs first call! Snarling merchant: Your family’s had their time on the cube!
I think about the phrase “I made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1am…” anytime I do anything. I made the clutch move of doing my laundry at 11am, I made the clutch move of cleaning my bathroom at 2pm, etc.
Unsure of how to feel about this image
@DanGheesling @Northernlion Babe wake up new co-op elden ring with Dan and NL
i am sick to death of these omens and portents
Two horses have just been seen running down Aldwych in central London. One covered in blood. Filmed by @itvnews.
Long ass quip
Jerry Seinfeld quips "the movie business is over." “Film doesn’t occupy the pinnacle in the social, cultural hierarchy that it did for most of our lives. When a movie came out, if it was good, we all went to see it. We all discussed it. We quoted lines and scenes we liked. Now…
Kylie Jenner must be fertile af if she got pregnant by Timothee Chalamet because there is no way that he has strong swimmers, he looks anemic, dehydrated, and we ALL know he has been ravaged by one of the most prolific case of Chlamydia in modern history