staid @staidindoors
I watched the matrix at an impressionable age. he/him Joined May 2020-
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I know she means she dumped him but I hope he's still chasing that coin down the street to this very day
I know she means she dumped him but I hope he's still chasing that coin down the street to this very day
Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…
If I were living in a barren wasteland I would suffer before drinking this water
my followers have turned against me
*Ray Liotta in Goodfellas voice* "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to go on the computer"
The Kardashians are real life Bene Gesserit
The Kardashians are real life Bene Gesserit
Well here I am, don't know how to say this only thing I know is awkward silence
i'm not looking at my fucking keyboard. i haven't had to look at it since seventh grade.
the algorithm choking back tears telling ted sarandos what it found googling heath ledger
the algorithm choking back tears telling ted sarandos what it found googling heath ledger
Your coworkers who didn't pack lunch, telepathically communicating with you that they're going to hit up Firehouse Subs after this meeting
one minute he's talking about hanging it up, next about wanting to do it forever he really is spider-man
one minute he's talking about hanging it up, next about wanting to do it forever he really is spider-man
its legal for you to .. @porksweats1
9K Followers 7K Following juris doctorate in himbology, the postman (1997) enthusiast, certified wife guy, dont be weird in replies about my cat want to know the rest? buy the rights
Jane Altoids @staticbluebat
7K Followers 4K Following I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme
9K Followers 2K Following Occasionally funny. Not your first choice. He/Him
I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce
10K Followers 903 Following Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
10K Followers 2K Following hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil
Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
5K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/LK4GRTnjKM @HeckPlanet2004. action movie explosion/denim vest enthusiast. Hell Zone Pod Cast. I’m trying to help you, but you won’t let me
Pope @punishedpope
5K Followers 1K Following (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ the sweetheart on your left, a precious creature girl count: 5
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
😶🌫️😮.. @EasilyThrownImp
8K Followers 799 Following host of the @Radio923_WJVD podcast listen here: https://t.co/U5daWGdhSM…
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
Charlie, No @RedThat1
183 Followers 562 Following Algonquin nish AF. Married. He/him. Just a dude having fun cruising the information superhighway. RIP Smokey Bones, gone from my shoulder, in my heart forever.
Linda ann @lindafxtrader01
379 Followers 2K Following Senior account manager 24hours trading 📊forex/binary trade expert 100% Broker account 💼finance investor.sure earnings weekly.💰/strong trading signals📈
Catherine🍀 @feelingokeyy
163 Followers 2K Following She/Her From sketches to screen, I breathe life into ideas through the art of digital creation. Let's make the virtual world a more colorful place.🌈💻
Whatnot @Whatnot544064
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Andrew Jordan @fivebeermission
103 Followers 202 Following "I don't know, James. Probably for some dumbass reason." - Cormac McCarthy A librarian who'd rather be at home reading.
Not Jerrry Atrics @AerryJtrics
218 Followers 703 Following Banned forr saying something worse than someone praising Hitler.
Hera 💕 @hera_genera12
5 Followers 149 Following I'm Fashion desighner,owner clothing store .fashion👗 desighn 👌travel 🌍🧗♀️friendship👫 family👩👩👦👦❤️
ja boi rob @RcMcMurphy
83 Followers 440 Following this is a cry for K̵̵̨͓͚̼̲̬̰̬͎̠͙̜̼͍̠͇̺ͥ́ͫ͠E̵̴͑̒̐̔̉ͦ́́ͪ͛ͪ̈́ͥ́̀҉̦̰̭͉͔̰̙͙L̶̷̨̖̖͉͓̗̭̭̼͎̹̹̥̝̰̈͂̍͐̔ͤ̎͒͞P͈̩̗̘̩̲͔̙͈͕͙̹̩͖̻͎̗̑̈͂̌̈̕͢͝
ddried @frieddried
42 Followers 375 Following
brett craycraft @CraycraftBrett
427 Followers 384 Following i won’t get any older now that angels want to wear my red shoes
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240 Followers 962 Following Survival glamper, just disassociating at Walgreens. you know the one. he/him/they/them ACAB
Isaac the Business Ma.. @TylorStankley2
204 Followers 434 Following 12 years ago I watched a man drag my idiot son into a van and did nothing to stop him
🏳️⚧️Naomi.. @GumSage
174 Followers 537 Following Hello there. I'm Naomi Watson, I'm a trans lesbian indie author, fiancee, and mother. I'm the writer of The Last Champion Rise of the Fae Empress!
Banna Sanyang @JammehZamz58570
212 Followers 6K Following I am a living orphan with my little siblings I am looking for help all over the world 🌎 we appreciated any thing from your clean heart is highly appreciated
✪ ɴᴏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ.. @PlayerNr03
229 Followers 2K Following | 🏳️🌈 Man enjoyer (including those with he/him coochie) | Hyperfixations Haver | PFP made by @_xFenrir |
Gwen Varley @gwenvarley
1K Followers 3K Following Same @ on bluesky Postdoc, Swedish University of Agricultural Sciences Gender, agriculture, food, politics. Views own. she/her
Spenser Rapone 🇵�.. @SpenserRapone
12K Followers 3K Following Studying, reading, writing, and drinking coffee. Views my own, not those of my department or UT.
yoyo | vtubing medioc.. @Countrywideping
111 Followers 1K Following i am both a v-liver and a youtuber, not at all connected「en/es/日本語/नेपाली」 ttv/yt: yoyoyonono
Smith Ellen @SmithEllen2302
201 Followers 3K Following Smith Ellen - Top 1% Earner In The World Went from $20,000 in Debt to over $25,000,000 in Less Than 2.5 Years • Founder Join FREE For 1
Paul Michael Sagan�.. @PaulMSagan
745 Followers 3K Following Real life cartoon character. A Paul between Westerberg and Weller. Yes I’m aware my initials are PMS.
wilt breiden @willembiederman
281 Followers 3K Following
spinal catastrophe @st4reintoabyss
2K Followers 585 Following sad queer disabled jewish anarchist - EDS/MCAS. any pronouns/gender gremlin. $DM$ for SW/follow @sexysassyb (18+)/ same handle on bluesky
Punished Pogg @PoggReturned
282 Followers 2K Following Free Palestine, Free the Congo, Free Sudan, Burn Israel, Let the Empire crumble.
Shelton Stilley @Shelton_Stilley
273 Followers 646 Following 🚹 The same old unserious cowpoke Shelton (formerly @SheltonStilley). Saints/LSU football/Astros/film/pro wrestling/yadaya mark. And how do I finish the story?
Shay @Shaywillnevasub
106 Followers 195 Following
cool guy @causeofevents
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matt. @asilaydrying
627 Followers 2K Following Metalhead. Politically inept. Definitely not a troll.
Cisco and Chai @Ciscoandchai
4K Followers 2K Following PC gamer | Bookworm | Chai aficionado | 🖤 @Wookieesmasher 🖤| Tech | Rivethead 💿⚛ Opinions are my own
tiny baby tardigrade,.. @SpaghettiJesus
2K Followers 2K Following king of replies, poetical man, lone macguyver, brave one-account-haver, embracing everything bc why tf not, @airbagged-Stan account, good tweets are incidental
dr. uncle boobs phD �.. @retroshorts21
539 Followers 480 Following Concert pianist. Aspiring cadaver. Halestorm enthusiast. 日本語がちようと話ます。BLM. 🌈
Oliver Maton @olivermaton
141 Followers 327 Following
Shawn Preston @Shawnpreston87
83 Followers 830 Following I’m a Crypto Enthusiast, with a streamlined focus on Non Fungible Tokens(NFTs) and Digital Arts.
Matty @IxnayMatryoshka
592 Followers 1K Following trans and proud 🏳️⚧️ | she/her | 24 | leftist | there’s nothing I love more than insects and film
YahLauLuc @LauralucYah
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sammie @robotsamantha
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Penni Longbone @PenniLongbone
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woof @scratchyshirt
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Gordon Stribling @MagicToastUK
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CodyWitt @TruCompetition
457 Followers 2K Following "I could've been an actor but I wound up here." (DMs only if I know you please!) Go Rams/Clips/LAFC/Angel City/Firebirds
Matt @MattStevens2202
97 Followers 136 Following 21 • Bristol/Swansea • Love Thatchers Hate Thatcher 🌹 • he/him
its legal for you to .. @porksweats1
9K Followers 7K Following juris doctorate in himbology, the postman (1997) enthusiast, certified wife guy, dont be weird in replies about my cat want to know the rest? buy the rights
Jane Altoids @staticbluebat
7K Followers 4K Following I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme
9K Followers 2K Following Occasionally funny. Not your first choice. He/Him
I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce
10K Followers 903 Following Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
10K Followers 2K Following hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil
Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
5K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/LK4GRTnjKM @HeckPlanet2004. action movie explosion/denim vest enthusiast. Hell Zone Pod Cast. I’m trying to help you, but you won’t let me
Pope @punishedpope
5K Followers 1K Following (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ the sweetheart on your left, a precious creature girl count: 5
😶🌫️😮.. @EasilyThrownImp
8K Followers 799 Following host of the @Radio923_WJVD podcast listen here: https://t.co/U5daWGdhSM…
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
bfa agonistes @superloafcat
13K Followers 7K Following speedy rewards member at all speedway stores, cash app is $Clover2005
Paula Dune 2 @BuzzfeedGDebord
2K Followers 539 Following Wouldn’t you rather give it all at once for something real? #hitbraw He/him
2000 Toyota Camry CE @XV20_Camry
1K Followers 206 Following The best selling midsize sedan in America
Thomas Newman @ThomasNewman
1K Followers 942 Following Not the Grammy winning soundtrack composer. Christian. Liberal. KY Colonel. Dad. Husband.
åπd®ew 🐢🐢�.. @Andrew__Boley
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Keith Orejel @keithdorejel
3K Followers 2K Following Associate Professor Wilmington College, Columbia PhD, Historian of Rural and Small-Town America, 20th C. US Politics. Tweets my own. Dave & Busters Stan account
1987 Lucky Stabbin’.. @adamwestcave
3K Followers 646 Following Daniel Day Lewis in the streets. Daniel Night Lewis in the sheets.
wrestle with jimmy co.. @grace_roso
5K Followers 2K Following pretty good with words, but words won’t save your life | writing: @SwimIntoSound @mgrmagazine @GetAlternative @PasteMagazine @post_trash_ | uncw mfa ‘25
Dirty Biter @magneticksara
1K Followers 2K Following I've got a tumblr, practicalmagnet-blog / magneticsara on instagram / [email protected] / @magneticsara.bsky.social
tropical depression @feedmewifi
540 Followers 615 Following molecular biologist by training. shitposter by choice.
Brutus 🗡️ @BrutusRexxx
14K Followers 938 Following valve games 🧡 malewife @draxst21 🃏 G-Man 💼 24 🥔 Nuclear Physicist λ priv @twinkgirlfriend any/all 🌈
matt. @asilaydrying
627 Followers 2K Following Metalhead. Politically inept. Definitely not a troll.
Cisco and Chai @Ciscoandchai
4K Followers 2K Following PC gamer | Bookworm | Chai aficionado | 🖤 @Wookieesmasher 🖤| Tech | Rivethead 💿⚛ Opinions are my own
tiny baby tardigrade,.. @SpaghettiJesus
2K Followers 2K Following king of replies, poetical man, lone macguyver, brave one-account-haver, embracing everything bc why tf not, @airbagged-Stan account, good tweets are incidental
dr. uncle boobs phD �.. @retroshorts21
539 Followers 480 Following Concert pianist. Aspiring cadaver. Halestorm enthusiast. 日本語がちようと話ます。BLM. 🌈
Grimlock Fly (Commiss.. @grimlockfly
1K Followers 2K Following New York Times Resident Gamer. NDN. Draw everything as girl. streamer. Links: https://t.co/uD2W5zsqAr Tips: https://t.co/45dByhXMrA
Sean Keane @seankeane
5K Followers 2K Following Comedian & permanent co-host of @RoundRockPod, America’s only NBA Podcast. America's Uncle Dad out now: https://t.co/ERpxrE520H
JortsCenter @jortscenterpod
2K Followers 834 Following •like hanging with your friends at the bar•not about sports•@thewapplehouse & @otherjrobbins & @ryhanbeard & @dokktorvikktor & @motleycruedetat•Edited by Vic
Justin is tired! @ThatGuyYus
1K Followers 2K Following Angels fly because they take themselves lightly. -Olde bar bathroom idiom Same name on BS Mast: [email protected] Letterboxd: BronxMovieClub
cosmepolitics 🔴 on.. @cosmepolitics
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Uncle Grembowl, CFB @unclegrembowl
581 Followers 523 Following Guinness World Record Holder for 501 Drawings in 501 Days
il Fagottino Prezioso.. @nofriendo
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Wetterschneider @Stretchedwiener
18K Followers 10K Following Scribbles and Sculpts. Ex Game Developer. Current Designer Toy Creator. Clients include Sideshow, DC Direct, Nike, Ravensburger.
Allie ✨ @raspberrysproda
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Jessica Jay @Jessica__Jay
678 Followers 2K Following Shadowy recluse Recovering misanthrope On a few spectrums Trying and failing not to care
S Peter Davis 🐀 @speterdavis
789 Followers 927 Following Australian writer. Formerly https://t.co/TH4Lf6ZM9l. Now columnist at large. Subscribe to my substack, it costs nothing. Too weird to live, too rare to die.
marcus @registradus
3K Followers 2K Following
Eddie Mauldin @eddiemauldin
838 Followers 3K Following Comedian, cartoonist, showrunner. Wrote for Nickelodeon, NBC, Gearbox and more. Click the link to check out my cartoons and clothing shop! (he/him)
Tito @titMcGrit2
10K Followers 9K Following put on the special glasses 🕶 / pronouns are baked and potato / why am i Mr. Pink? / #monica / @D_lightful_D wife
GAM @purveyorofsouls
1K Followers 675 Following Don't 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐 with me. I tamed my demons and taught them 𝖍𝖔𝖜 𝖙𝖔 𝖋𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖇𝖆𝖈𝖐
Sam @samk0006
5K Followers 2K Following ' I am a man of fortune and i must seek my fortune' - Captain AveryReally into Walking these days. Have you guys heard of this
A movie that depicts O.J. Simpson as innocent of murder will potentially release later this year. Owen Wilson was offered the role of attorney Douglas McCann but told the director that “if you think I’m going to take the lead role in a movie about how O.J. didn’t do it, you’ve…
Oh cool another celebrity that will never touch that app once their promo cycle ends. Exciting!
I know she means she dumped him but I hope he's still chasing that coin down the street to this very day
A coin fell out his pocket and he chased it, that was the last time he saw me 😕
you censor *i* but not fuck? 😭
10,000 "LFG" comments and we change our bio to that 😉🔥 Watch Marvel Studios' DeadpoolAndWolverine in cinemas July 26! #Deadpool #Wolverine #LFG
Gotta ask, what are we doing here
Joe Biden has signed the bill to ban TikTok ByteDance now has 9 months to sell or they face a ban
lynch having him huffing helium instead of poppers in the script was so funny. could u imagine frank booth yelling baby wants to fuck in a chipmunk voice
can't put my finger on it, but something was off about this guy
no but you should have given Lulu a 10
a year ago i gave metallica’s bloated and tedious 72 seasons a 5/10. and this one grown on you guys at all?
the sweet spot is around 6k followers after that it gets worse by the thousand
Really funny and embarrassing that once you get more than like a thousand followers on here you find out one day that there are complete strangers who fucking hate you
I know you wanna keep it, your secret And I would never speak it, your secret You only wanna kiss me in your car You only wanna love me in the dark
OHH ONE MORE THIIING
They yearn for each other
Wasn't freelance, but this story is unbeatable. I worked for a big advertisement firm. I was asked to use a picture of a "smiling starving Ethiopian child" in the ad. I said, there is no such thing. Starving kids don't usually smile. They said I was being difficult, and that…
What's your worst "WTF" freelance artist moment?
the idea of photoshopping a smile on a kid who has probably died of starvation in order to sell something was just too much for a sweet young deathink to handle.
When the cashier says “sorry, we’re out of wintergreen Zyn”
sobbed seeing this frame on the big screen, it’s so powerful
Sobbed seeing this frame on the big screen it’s so powerful
Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…
ppl hate on the french but their distributors helped so many movies. they were the reason lynch was able to finish mulholland drive as a movie
Francis Ford Coppola MEGALOPOLIS has been picked up by Le Pacte in France! The distributor of Anatomy of a Fall will release the Coppola epic at the end of september (source: @LePoint) #Cannes2024
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