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the app itself is now spreading disinformation
the app itself is now spreading disinformation
looks like the biggest thing separating humans from bots is our ability to be taken advantage of financially
the influencers won't tell you this but you can get the same benefits of cold plunging by hanging out in the freezer aisle for an hour or two
if the internet disappeared today what would be the first thing you'd do
conspiracy theories are like fake meat. just because it's juicy doesn't mean it's real
back on your *beefsheet
Steak-umm retweeted
april fools is actually a perfect day to talk about the difference between disinformation and misinformation because the internet is going to be absolutely rampant with it today. so stick with me here and i’ll break it down
shilling beef on the internet
in today’s culture of disposable short form content, remember that art takes time to both create and enjoy. slow down. let the ideas marinate steak-umm bless
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