｡⋆ 〽️cShorty ☀️ @takeheartmonica
if i shall ever fall, Lord pick me up ✝️ john 16:33 💕 yes. i played the baby sun on the teletubbies now i work at macdonalds yourmom.com Tampa, FL Joined January 2021-
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oh no not a man trying to sperg out with you over a common interest
oh no not a man trying to sperg out with you over a common interest
my standards for a relationship are 1) do i feel like my world revolves around him 2) does he look at me like his world revolves around me & that’s it none of these nerdy evo psych sexual marketplace calculations sorry u don’t know what feelings r like n must cheat the system
i think the only way a woman could persistently have casual sex is if she’s on birth control or anti-depressants and her heart and brain are muted bc otherwise how could you not wanna k*ll yourself after or at least learn to never do that again
formula fed vs breast fed
he sounds like his diet consists of a cookie and a piece of fruit
he sounds like his diet consists of a cookie and a piece of fruit https://t.co/UlnaFUFJ3I
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starting a competing project called The Department of Poet Torturers
depression is caused by taking yourself and life too seriously
You guys ever get concerned about how little people seem to be genuinely interested in each other
watched two grown men come down to the pool, film it for their insta stories or whatever then go back inside plz kill me
on mf ronald 〽️cdonald me and @cowgiiirl56 are top tier queens and y’all are tripping no cap on RM fax
on mf ronald 〽️cdonald me and @cowgiiirl56 are top tier queens and y’all are tripping no cap on RM fax
i really want to give you guys lessons on how to condense your tweets so they’re not so unnecessarily long
i think you should be able to pepper spray people who stare at their phone in the elevator instead of conversing
@takeheartmonica I miss Mitch Hedberg and thx to you it doesn’t sting as much.
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@GorgesoneGorges I never said that’s acceptable, I’ve said the opposite! That’s just a different post
@WallStreetSilv She applied for over 300 jobs but says there are no jobs. No, there are clearly jobs. They just don't want you.
If you’re going to sleep with men who you’re not in a relationship with then you have to understand that you’re sleeping with men who feel no responsibility over you. They don’t care about your wellbeing any more than they care about a door dash delivery driver. Stop giving your…
men be 26 asking for a girls snap. how about u snap them fingers and make a job appear.
@kyylien You mean a guy wanted to talk to you about one of his favorite bands after seeing your tattoo, and because you're both on the spectrum; he fumbled and you got mad?
@kyylien Why did this woman post a pic of the other woman's tattoo? I'm confused
@takeheartmonica Bro. Why are these women like this? I'm lucky as hell. Holy crap.
@takeheartmonica Girl at coffee shop covered in tattoos. Me: ohh sweet what are the helicopters about? Girl: umm nothing really. You shouldn't ask people about their tats Me: eyerolls as she utterly improperly hands me my coffee by the rim with her stupid ugly palm over the open cup. "OK then"
@ArmandDoma I am not ready for IOC discourse
@takeheartmonica He kinda seems like he may not like women, idk
@ppppp1245688 it’s INSANE when it comes from a married family man like go pay attention to your WIFE AND KIDS and stay out of my DMs
@credenzaclear2 It's crazy when it comes from other single people, specifically men. Like bro, who are you to judge?
She actually started talking to me but I just put myself in position for it to happen (actually unintentionally). This isn’t a brag but it’s to say you can still meet women in person and if you can’t that’s a you problem
my standards for a relationship are 1) do i feel like my world revolves around him 2) does he look at me like his world revolves around me & that’s it none of these nerdy evo psych sexual marketplace calculations sorry u don’t know what feelings r like n must cheat the system
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