People should start using the “Boris Johnson” excuse for anything. At an illegal party? Didn’t know it was a party. Late for work? Didn’t know you were in bed. Caught with drugs? Didn’t know they were drugs. Satanic ritual? You get the point. If a PM can do it so can you
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“Hey man I almost got caught with drugs the other day so I Boris Johnsoned my way out of it.”