TBS Horoscope @tbshoroscope

Sagittarius: Something big is going to happen today. Or tomorrow. You can buy a lottery ticket or a machine. Either is a good investment. Love is in the air. Unfortunately not the air you will be breathing. Your lucky numbers are 1, 5 and motherboard.

Capricorn: A deafening state has it out for you today. Investments are a good idea today. Spend wisely before the brave manchester turns your luck! Romance is blossoming like a gigantic juice! Your lucky numbers are 6, 3 and waiter.

Sagittarius: Your sign is in the third phase today. This is important. Today is a bad day to invest. Stock prices will change. Love is in the air. Unfortunately not the air you will be breathing. Your lucky numbers are 4, 4 and salesclerk.

Taurus: Something big is going to happen today. Or tomorrow. Save your pennies! Your helicopter is not a safe investment today. Avoid romantic engagements today. Wait for a sign - it will resemble a worried plastic. Your lucky numbers are 7, 4 and lamp.

Gemini: Something something you're special and important something something. Today is a bad day to invest. Stock prices will change. Love is in the air. Unfortunately not the air you will be breathing. Your lucky numbers are 5, 2 and kitchen.

Taurus: Your sign is in the third phase today. This is important. You can buy a lottery ticket or a soccer. Either is a good investment. Romance is blossoming like a tall country! Your lucky numbers are 6, 3 and rose.

Aries: Your sign is in the third phase today. This is important. Investments are a good idea today. Spend wisely before the lazy application turns your luck! You will fall in love with a Pisces but they are in love with their kilobyte. Your lucky numbers are 5, 6 and joystick.

Virgo: Meet new people today. Show them your salesclerk. Investments are a good idea today. Spend wisely before the poor tailor turns your luck! Avoid romantic engagements today. Wait for a sign - it will resemble a fat noon. Your lucky numbers are 9, 8 and hydrogen.

Gemini: Spend time talking to a Pisces today. They think you are a insect! Investments are a good idea today. Spend wisely before the repulsive father turns your luck! Romance is not in your future today. Avoid it like a wet lizard. Your lucky numbers are 7, 9 and postman.

Scorpio: Spend time talking to a Capricorn today. They think you are a salesmen! Consider selling your kite for a good return today. You will fall in love with a Gemini but they are in love with their ad. Your lucky numbers are 3, 2 and wall.

Scorpio: Something big is going to happen today. Or tomorrow. You can buy a lottery ticket or a terabyte. Either is a good investment. Avoid romantic engagements today. Wait for a sign - it will resemble a burly guitar. Your lucky numbers are 9, 6 and hairdresser.

Aquarius: A melted knife will give you important advice today. Save your pennies! Your artist is not a safe investment today. Love is in the air. Unfortunately not the air you will be breathing. Your lucky numbers are 7, 5 and lizard.

Libra: Something something you're special and important something something. Consider selling your oyster for a good return today. Romance is blossoming like a narrow analyst! Your lucky numbers are 1, 9 and whale.

Pisces: Today is a bad day for work - instead focus on your caravan. Today is a bad day to invest. Stock prices will change. Romance is blossoming like a flaky oil! Your lucky numbers are 6, 1 and mother.

Capricorn: Today is a bad day for work - instead focus on your sweden. Today is a bad day to invest. Stock prices will change. Romance is blossoming like a hollow librarian! Your lucky numbers are 10, 7 and arm.

Cancer: Today is a bad day for work - instead focus on your ghost. Consider selling your yak for a good return today. Romance is blossoming like a bewildered sweden! Your lucky numbers are 10, 4 and accident.

Cancer: Today is a bad day for work - instead focus on your plumber. Consider selling your balloon for a good return today. Romance is not in your future today. Avoid it like a defeated eve. Your lucky numbers are 5, 7 and flower.

Taurus: Something big is going to happen today. Or tomorrow. Consider selling your keyboard for a good return today. Avoid romantic engagements today. Wait for a sign - it will resemble a melodic rainbow. Your lucky numbers are 3, 5 and morning.

Aquarius: Meet new people today. Show them your cpu. You can buy a lottery ticket or a student. Either is a good investment. Love is in the air. Unfortunately not the air you will be breathing. Your lucky numbers are 3, 4 and air.

Capricorn: Something big is going to happen today. Or tomorrow. You can buy a lottery ticket or a toothbrush. Either is a good investment. Romance is not in your future today. Avoid it like a antsy mother. Your lucky numbers are 5, 1 and fountain.