Peter Pfotenhauer @teachnfishpkp
I taught middle school for 25 years. You don't scare me at all. On A River Or In A Classroom Joined September 2012-
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A watershed moment in SNL history.
Hilarious! Who did this?
Cool eclipse leaf shadows just after 86% covered
Geesh. Just want it on the timeline to listen later :)
Geesh. Just want it on the timeline to listen later :)
None of these players have lost your fantasy season for you. Yet. OBP used Christian Encarnacion-Strand 5/35 1 1 5 0 .139 Francisco Lindor 1/31 1 0 1 0 .184 Nolan Jones 5/36 5 0 3 1 .225 Victor Scott 5/27 2 0 1 0 .267
BREAKING: Rep Jared Moskowitz and Rep Gerry Connelly have introduced a bill to change the name of the federal prison in Miami, Florida, to the Donald J. Trump Federal Correctional Institution. That’s awesome 😂
#FantasyBaseball GIVEAWAY TIME! With all the support recently, we wanted to give back! Winner will receive a FREE YEAR membership with @StatlineScout🔥 Rules: 1. Must be following @Andrew_FBB and @StatlineScout 2. Must like and RT this We will be picking the winner Friday!⏳
It's, April, fools. Believe even less than normal of what you see on Twitter today.
BREAKING: Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott hits back hard after racist Republicans absurdly blame him for the ship collision that collapsed the Francis Scott Key Bridge, calling him "DEI mayor" because he's Black. This is the PERFECT response... "I know, and we know, and you know…
I like living dangerously I guess. Left my Chinese take out leftovers on the coffee table last night. Had for lunch today. Brave or stupid?
Yes, its real, and going to have long term impacts. With the bridge span collapsed in the river, it now blocks safe access to almost the entire Port of Baltimore, one of the busiest on the East Coast. This goes beyond the traffic nightmare coming for commuters.
Yes, its real, and going to have long term impacts. With the bridge span collapsed in the river, it now blocks safe access to almost the entire Port of Baltimore, one of the busiest on the East Coast. This goes beyond the traffic nightmare coming for commuters.
This is absolutely insane. A container ship hit a pier of the Francis Scott Key 895 bridge and totally collapsed the bridge.
This is absolutely insane. A container ship hit a pier of the Francis Scott Key 895 bridge and totally collapsed the bridge.
Our judicial system will never hold Trump fully accountable. It's broken, busted, favors the rich, and Trump has a lifetime of experience exploiting its weaknesses to his considerable advantage.
Our judicial system will never hold Trump fully accountable. It's broken, busted, favors the rich, and Trump has a lifetime of experience exploiting its weaknesses to his considerable advantage.
Life hack for winter regression. Low temps going to the 30s tonight here, so I put my leftover lo mein in between the front door and glass storm door rather than in the fridge. It was a shorter walk and I won't forget to eat the leftovers.
the way things line up sometimes
Arguably, the most famous @weatherchannel surface maps in its history. 31 years ago today & tomorrow, the March 1993 #Superstorm. Previous recap from @chrisdolcewx: weather.com/storms/winter/…
A real fun closer look tonight about how Republicans and Fox News went in a matter of hours from insisting Biden has dementia to claiming Biden is “jacked up” on drugs, and how the Biden campaign should run with “Jacked Up Joe” as a new slogan youtu.be/2MI5o4t_uBc?si…
Nightmare so intense I am still decompressing an hour later from the dread it induced. Had to physically stretch and uncurl from a near fetal position I woke up in. Words cannot describe the stress and tension.
Quit talking more about Senator Britt's response than you are Biden's SOTU response. One will matter from now till November. Stay focused.
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Justin @jsuts12
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Sam G @ItsSamG
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2K Followers 411 Following 🤠⚾️ Darren "Doc" Eisenhauer, shooting from the hip with dynasty baseball takes since 1851. Writer/Cigar Smoker @StatlineScout. NEW: Dynasty Dingers podcast!
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Lauren Windsor @lawindsor
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Justin @jsuts12
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6.0M Followers 22 Following The real Stephen A. Smith. Host of First Take on ESPN and The Stephen A. Smith Show on YouTube. My book Straight Shooter is available now
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Surveillance FBI Van .. @FBIAgent42
25K Followers 9K Following Deeply Blue.🌊 LGBTQIA+ ally. 🚫 guns. Blocked by a bunch of MAGA pussies. Trump sucks ass. Elon's the parody. Vote Blue.
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5K Followers 6K Following Vote Blue, your life depends on it! 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈 BLM. 🚫MAGA.🚫Antivaxers. Women’s Rights.❤️my 🐈⬛🐈. Golden Rule. The earth belongs to all; take care of her
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@teachnfishpkp Yes! In fact, we are going to talk about exactly that tonight on Storm Center!!!
@Climatologist49 The most travelled shark on the planet! LOL
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One of the greatest moments in Pentagon history occurred during today’s press conference. @billyjoel
Don't spill Turf Builder on yourself.
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity
If this is my greatest contribution to society before I die, I'm satisfied
i resisted posting this for as long as I could
@tippmajor Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael, known as the duo Wham.
Well, I guess you could skip the entire Max Meyer portion of today’s podcast!
Source: #Marlins No. 3 prospect Max Meyer will be optioned as the corresponding move for Edward Cabrera’s return. Been club’s most consistent starter but his workload and innings were always going to be monitored coming back from Tommy John surgery.
If you don’t make a point of bothering your sleeping cat every time you pass it - do you even have a cat?
So, standing ovation for Julio Rodriguez? Dude is struggling and I'm sure it's weighing on him. Let's all make sure Julio knows that we are all behind him.
After falling asleep in court, we have to start calling him Don Snoreleone
@YancyEaton All jokes Assad, everyone on here should be dropped except for Javier
I did it! I washed, dried, and put away my laundry all within the same day. Someone clap.
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