Theodore Roy @teddywah
I will put this as succinctly and as eloquently as possible... GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! ~ CEW III favstar.fm/users/teddywah… Burlington, VT... I mean, ON Joined November 2009-
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U.S. to reopen land borders, but clock ticking on essential travellers who aren’t vaccinated, via @nationalpost nationalpost.com/news/canada/u-…
Canadian federal election results 2021: Live map and riding-by-riding breakdown of the vote, via @nationalpost nationalpost.com/news/politics/…
Van Halen - Van Halen - Feel Your Love Tonight youtu.be/Q6zTXPN_PPo via @YouTube
Niagara Falls lit up in Habs' colours ahead of third round of playoffs tsn.ca/video/niagara-…
Theodore Roy retweeted
Ce soir, la #TourCN sera illuminée en rouge, bleu et blanc pour les @CanadiensMTL qui représenteront l'espoir du Canada de remporter la Coupe Stanley de la @NHL de 2021
Canada's top doctor warns that full vaccination does not equal full protection from COVID-19, via @nationalpost nationalpost.com/news/canada/ta…
The world would be a much better place if Royal Crown®️cola were more readily available.
Toronto @ Montréal volokit.com/volostream/nhl… via @volokit
She visited every country on Earth. Here’s what she learned. - National Geographic apple.news/AohwdEemVQM29h…
More than half Canada's AstraZeneca vaccine came from U.S. plant accused by FDA of quality-control problems, via @nationalpost nationalpost.com/news/canada/mo…
Listening to Big Miller and Tommy Banks - Over the Rainbow on Albertas Radio Network via @ckuaradio listen.streamon.fm/ckua
The CRA is watching you: Auditors scouring social media for unreported income from influencers, via @nationalpost nationalpost.com/news/politics/…
Canadian Casa del Habano Closing Permanently cigaraficionado.com/article/canadi…
10,000 years? Here's how long Phil Connors was trapped in Groundhog Day, via @nationalpost nationalpost.com/news/10000-yea…
The Spirit of Neil Peart rollingstone.com/music/music-fe… via @RollingStone
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Santos: See that intricate moulding? I built that.
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Sorry I said “heavens to Betsy” when I climaxed
Hey... can i show you my tiddies on DM?
Happy New Year everyone! My New Years resolution is to wish everyone a Happy New Year! Promises made promises kept.
The amount of people I actually like here is getting smaller.
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