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3 time survivor of drinking expired Yop™ Joined January 2010-
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Mission: Impossible needs to slow down with all these jumps between major cities!!!! Ethan has been fighting in all the cool ones around the world and it is only number 4 we are going to run out
[making small talk at party] any groceries you’ve been into recently?
This is what my first time water skiing felt like
This is what my first time water skiing felt like
This is how I act when I smoke one hit of weed which is why I don’t
I've never once in my life said hello or goodbye to Albert because since April 2016 we have had 7 simultaneous conversations going on different apps
Let's see his excel shortcut game 🤨
Let's see his excel shortcut game 🤨
If I had never left my hometown I would be wearing shirts like this
Just remembered the only way out is through
mancala was THE game for kids who loved small smooth stones and strategy
It's like these businesses who are closed on a holiday don't realize that me "kind of wanting a burger" is an essential service.
My father in law used to gas my Indian food and my camera roll memories really prove that he was just being nice because they look awful and have gotten much better
Thankful that Spotify Wrapped automatically leaves out certain genres to give a full year perspective (Christmas music, Glee Cast Versions, Chipmunk Covers, etc)
The Bear is a stressful show to watch, but seeing Carmy's phone password be 111111 pushed me over the edge
Went to a concert on Tuesday and I know I'm getting old but why do they shine lights ON the audience. You don't need to see me, but I can't see you!
I never had the opportunity to experience a Four Loko in Canada and I think ultimately the country was better off for it
Selling my hair comb to afford getting Albert this for Christmas only to discover he sold his locket to afford getting it for me.
Selling my hair comb to afford getting Albert this for Christmas only to discover he sold his locket to afford getting it for me.
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Travis Kelce is the perfect boyfriend to weather this album cycle because you know he has never heard of The 1975
I love you, 2011 Lenovo ThinkPad
Blackthorne: Some of these are funny, but the thing that most of you are getting wrong about this meme isn’t just that Mariko summarizes what Blackthorne says, she takes all the teeth out of it and makes it more deferential. Mariko: The Anjin has enjoyed many of your memes.
@trendingjerm You should buy a helmet instead of getting your hair done.
@trendingjerm You just pissed me off and I don’t even know you
The first listen is always giving simlish a little bit like what’s she saying
how it feels to be the only person alive who likes, dislikes, thinks about, and listens to Taylor Swift the exact correct amount
"He is a quirked up white boy. Intelligent. Driven. He has that dawg in him"
$300k+ *is* the price of a starter home. Hope that helps
People are skipping over starter homes, and jumping straight into 300k+ Mortgages. That’s one of the reasons they’re financially failing. Your first car shouldn’t be a Bentley.
75% of modern entertainment journalism is asking an actor if they’d go back to a role and them saying “yeah”
Dane DeHaan would like to return as the Green Goblin in the MCU: “I mean, never say never, but honestly, I haven't spoken to anyone that has to do with the producer side of Spider-Man in like, 10 years.” (Via: @screenrant)
Blackthorne: Everything that happened on the Island, really happened. They were NOT dead all along. The flash-sideways world in season 6 does exist in a kind of purgatory but everything else happened as Christian Shepherd clearly explains - Mariko: the Anjin is upset about LOST
3am version this 2am version that lets do a 6:30-7pm est version next time
This is always such a weird argument because the answer is "some of you didn't though"
No helmet, no elbow pads, no kneepads and no fear! Oh how did we survive? 😉
Send me your cat.. I'll put a durag on them
I went through a phase a few summers ago where I couldn't stop photoshopping durags onto cats.
Feeling like the geoguessr guy at this time.. I'd recognize that exit anywhere
M. Night Shyamalan’s #Trap casts Josh Hartnett as a serial killer who takes his daughter to a pop star concert and discovers the police are ready to catch him. Watch the thrilling first trailer here: variety.com/2024/film/trai…
when the comedian closes their hour on a callback
According to @DanielRPK, JJ ABRAMS is in talks to direct an untitled time travel movie, described as a BACK TO THE FUTURE "homage", with TIMOTHEE CHALAMET offered the lead role. tinyurl.com/mrm3rw6x
does anyone know when the tax deadline is for girls?
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