Too Shirt @theMisterLister
Painter, pornographer, transvest-lite. soundcloud.com/themisterlister Forestville, CA Joined March 2009-
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Sadly eating an overpriced salad at a cartoon pace (did I chew???) did not cure me, yet again.
i did not think twitter could have picked a worse name. i was incorrect.
Companies keep putting weird wellness mushrooms in products and that’s fine, but I’m just as mentally ill as I was before.
Holy shit, y'all remember salad bars?
even if you remember you ate beets, the visual is still alarming
Big corporations like Starbucks should also be required to serve free shots of whip cream to dogs.
give me a hallmark movie about the bird lady from home alone 2 falling in love with the old man from home alone 1
Aren’t some of you a little old to still have hope?
How did this Dahmer show for Netflix get made without #JoePera as the lead?!?!?
sad that we as a society seem to have permanently lost the time to listen to dvd commentary tracks
Yo @Wikipedia we'll all get back to donating when you stop gatekeeping what we can and can't post. We want wikipedia for us, not for you.
I am a Ms. Pac-Man wave feminist.
surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol
Are boys the new men? Are men the new salad? Is the aesthetic the new ethical? Is the enemy ourself? Are pants the new sweaters?
seconds after he said Aggravated Discharge I typed it into Twitter and Twitter was like "nah"
Flights out of san francisco have that "in a patagonia store during a looting" energy.
I just bought a ticket to Every Day I'll Hope and wanted to brag about it because there are not a ton of tickets 😉 siobhan.wellattended.com/events/every-d… via @WellAttended
EightBit @eightbit
37K Followers 2K Following The original 👾 pfp avatar creator, founded in 2010 •Registered in 2014 on the Namecoin block⛓️ •Launched in 2022 on the Ethereum block⛓️https://t.co/6VqUT1n1pk⚡️
Moxie Devereaux @MoxieDevereaux
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Drew Vanderburg @DrewVanderburg
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Mitch Burns @mitch_burns
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Daddys Little Squirtl.. @Daddyslittlesq5
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My Altar Boys @myaltarboys1
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Get On Your Knees @GOYKshow
233 Followers 76 Following Written and performed by comedian JACQUELINE NOVAK. @jacquelinenovak Join the mailing list at the link in bio to find out when tickets are onsale in your area!
Carly Ballerini @CarlyBallerini
2K Followers 2K Following AFF 2nd Rounder, Stand-Up Comedian and Writer; wrote for Cards Against Humanity; I sell people houses and then write pilots at night.
Jessica Clarice יִ�.. @JeSStradiol
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Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 @ChrissieMayr
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FeedTheWorld:EatBugs @_Eat_Bugs
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phillip nelson @phillipnelson83
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The Human Incubator @TheWorldEgg
163 Followers 747 Following THE HUMAN INCUBATOR is a new sci-fi MUSICAL about human reproduction that premiered in #SheNYC 2017! #ReproductiveJustice #ABORTION #BIRTH #EGGS #HumanIncubator
Nathan James @nathan__solo
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SF Creative Writing @TheSFCreative
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최우성 @woosung1416
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Laura Lee @lauraleenyc
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slimeball @MettaWorldCoup
1K Followers 5K Following Noise. Cats. Up every evening 'bout half 8 or 9. Horror. OCD. Insufferable sadsack. I would prefer not to. Based as fuck. Photography. He/Him *Official* #FOT
⚠️ 𝕄ℝ𝕁ℍ.. @mrjhnsn
2K Followers 2K Following IT Security Admin/Blue Team – He/Him/Fucker – Weapons Grade Shitposting - Trans Rights = Human Rights. Don’t like me, complain to my boss: 248-434-5508
|Growth Mindset| @mindsetofgrowth
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JAM (Japan Travel) @readjam_english
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Shakespeare on Air @ShakesOnAir
31 Followers 88 Following Adapting the complete works of William Shakespeare, one radio play at a time. Most tweets by @SuzanEraslan
Maggie Strong @enbyinvader
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don joint @jointdondon
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Grant Emerson @Nosremetnarg
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Brandon Sager @BrandonSager
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Just Lunning (Remaste.. @CoolSpaceCadet
758 Followers 727 Following bylines: @nytimes @polygon @IGN @wsj @inversedotcom @bleedingcool @harddrivemag JALunning @ gmail .com
momodu friday @friday_momodu
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Vagabond @vegiebond
149 Followers 281 Following
Sister Mary “almost.. @MaryMary_XSW
20K Followers 2K Following One half of Xtremely Serious Wrestling's divine tag team Bad Habits. Available for bookings (rarely)
Raquel Cion @RaquelCion
247 Followers 574 Following Performer person. Opinions are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
Host of Everything @Unknownzonetalk
838 Followers 2K Following Yvonne Delet, Host of The Unknown Zone Talk Show on BRIC and YouTube...playwright, screenwriter, Female Howard Stern, Sober Chelsea Handler...
Robin Gelfenbien @RobinGelfenbien
1K Followers 2K Following Storyteller/Ambassador of Fun/Writer/Ice Cream Cake Maker/Creator & Host of @YumsTheWordShow https://t.co/qNZzyQe8Qr & podcast https://t.co/BQxlrYRA6w
Paul @pmakz
483 Followers 500 Following Freegan tendencies. Ridiculous. Producer Let's Fly (no twitter handle), @AmericasGreate1, formerly @AVGPodcast
The Handmaid’s Dian.. @Ofhubbard
243 Followers 370 Following psychological porecare & sh*t scientology fair game targets say
Billy June, D-ROB @Billyjune88
526 Followers 771 Following Juan Ep- Hot97-Feed the Meter- NYC Blunt Club
Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley
156K Followers 529 Following
Carly Ballerini @CarlyBallerini
2K Followers 2K Following AFF 2nd Rounder, Stand-Up Comedian and Writer; wrote for Cards Against Humanity; I sell people houses and then write pilots at night.
TLDR Newsletter @tldrnewsletter
126K Followers 137 Following Startups, Tech & Programming Newsletter: https://t.co/7gjBLYeOxY | Crypto Newsletter: https://t.co/4Xa63QkGMf | AI Newsletter: https://t.co/UsowDlp8JM | Curated by @tldrdan
Foster Appleby @fosterappleby
9 Followers 52 Following
[] @JadzOfAllTrades
195 Followers 69 Following a man who has varied interests and enjoys many things. I share my perspective on what I see. If I don't reply you were likely already Blocked from elsewhere.
Benjamin Delman @benjamindelman
20 Followers 37 Following
Bones Coffee Company @bonescoffeeco
60K Followers 143 Following Family-owned and operated right out of Florida. Keto-Friendly Zero Sugar or Artificial Sweeteners Free shipping over $75 in the U.S.
Sister Mary “almost.. @MaryMary_XSW
20K Followers 2K Following One half of Xtremely Serious Wrestling's divine tag team Bad Habits. Available for bookings (rarely)
Liquid Death @LiquidDeath
50K Followers 186 Following Don’t be scared. It’s just water & iced tea. #MurderYourThirst #DeathToPlastic
Emily in Paris Update.. @parisandemily
12K Followers 44 Following get it? because her name is Emily and she’s in Paris
every bisexual @everybisexual
9K Followers 0 Following every word is bisexual (this is a bot, tweets are randomly generated) (lovingly ripped off from @every_lesbian)
i can be your long lo.. @PallaviGunalan
93K Followers 2K Following
Patrick Dean: Exhaust.. @PDean_Yeah
1K Followers 465 Following I draw comics and talk about the weather a lot. I also believe in ghosts. Trying not to let ALS get my goat. Eyegaze Drawing until the bitter end.
Kyra Sims 📯🦆�.. @lilymischief
3K Followers 3K Following French Horn Player and writer. Co-Artistic Director of @nyneofuturists. (she/her)
Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry
16K Followers 293 Following Just a 1% kid trying to become a .01% adult | 400k+ on Instagram
Kate Berlant @kateberlant
81K Followers 901 Following KATE Cinnamon in the Wind/ Hulu Would It Kill You to Laugh?/ Peacock
Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright
138K Followers 1K Following History Author, TV Writer. Next Book: Madame Restell: Old New York's Most Fabulous, Fearless, and Infamous Abortionist. Married to @Kibblesmith. Mom to a baby.
preshus angle @marshalllouise
612 Followers 461 Following ✨America’s Little Sister✨ • //Actor// 💁🏼♀️
Forrest MacNeil @forrestmacneil_
4K Followers 3 Following I don’t review life anymore. I can’t tell you how it is. I’m afraid you’ll have to find out for yourself. :(
Joe Cervetto @joecervetto
10 Followers 157 Following
Lisa Chandler @lisachandler101
750 Followers 3K Following I like to draw stuff. I obsess over baseball. I listen to WFMU. I probably need a nap. Friend of Tom. #NightlyCrouton 💙
Zardulu @zardulu
13K Followers 253 Following Sorcerer. Soothsayer. Painter. Sculptor. Writer. Disinformation Artist. Preeminent viral video, photo and story fabricator. Profiled in Nat Geo, NYT, WaPo, Vice
NotTheRealZardulu @NotRealZardulu
60 Followers 2 Following Having trouble understanding Zardulu? No worries I am here to help. Think of me as Zardulu for dummies. Not Zardulu or am I?
RealZardulu @RealZardulu
37 Followers 0 Following
American Artifacts Bl.. @USArtifacts
750 Followers 558 Following Stories behind the most interesting objects in U.S. and Canadian #museums . Moderated by @archeoanalytics #archaeology #history #culture
SGC2C Without Context @SGC2CNoContext
10K Followers 4 Following Quotes without context from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast. Think of me when you look to the night sky. Sister account to @MrShowNoContext.
Adam Rosen @adammmmmrosen
532 Followers 817 Following Editor, writer, and Asheville resident. Edited essay collection about the cult film @TheRoom for @iupress, now available for purchase. Into surface transit.
Marisa Lagos @mlagos
15K Followers 2K Following Political correspondent for @KQED -- radio, TV and digital. Co-host of Political Breakdown podcast. Cali native, SF denizen. email - [email protected]
Jessica Clarice יִ�.. @JeSStradiol
1K Followers 483 Following Masorti✡ יִסְכָּה בת אברהם ושרה She/Her ⚧ 🏳️⚧️| Musician | Parent | FOT | #GoKnicks | The gum you like will come back in style https://t.co/PC0I24plgE
The Ripped Bodice @TheRippedBodice
27K Followers 1K Following Est. 2016. Romance focused independent brick-and-mortar bookstore. Owned by sisters Bea + Leah Koch. Culver City, CA. Brooklyn location now open!
Blank City Records @blankcityla
42 Followers 130 Following x-ray flexi-disc singles label ⚡️ live promotions ⚡️ creative community based in Los Angeles
TITULAR LINES @Saythetitle
21K Followers 124 Following The greatest titular lines from the greatest films. Instagram https://t.co/fLVQDcYcnm
Old Pros ☂️ Decri.. @oldprosonline
9K Followers 1K Following 🎧 #TheOldestProfessionPodcast 🎬 #WhoresEyeView by @kaytlinbailey 📍 Touring: USA, NZ, AUS, Europe 🔗 Stay in the know like an old pro w/ our weekly email
Mr. Lukas Kaiser @thelukaskaiser
5K Followers 9K Following SVP Content, Westbrook Media, formerly Comedy Central & Paramount Network. Comedian, joke writer, etc. DONT TELL DAD!
Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald
13K Followers 130 Following Official Twitter profile for the host of The @PresidentShow. Make Night Late Again!
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
3.9M Followers 1 Following For everything VBP, including books, clothes, mugs, cards, calendars & contact: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101
Dark Stock Photos �.. @darkstockphotos
452K Followers 29 Following Extremely fucked up stock photography / Curated by @ultrabrilliant / I did not pay for this blue checkmark
Epcot Centre @EpcotCentre
58K Followers 1 Following telephone: 1-800-EPCOT◻️media inquiries: @chrismurphyusa
Richard Prince @RichardPrince4
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My Wife Hates Me @MyWifeHatesMe99
1K Followers 54 Following This is the OFFICIAL PAGE for Rich Vos and Bonnie McFarlane's podcast My Wife Hates Me
Sudi Green @Sudi_Green
26K Followers 836 Following (she/her) Model, Activist, writes for SNL & Shrill
pat regan @poregan
60K Followers 726 Following i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate. I have a gay voice, and that’s OK! it’s beautiful, even.
NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES
153K Followers 759 Following COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN. BUY MY BOOK "I AM NOT A WOLF" AVAILABLE NOW.
Scooter Braun Announces Plans To Also Re-Record Taylor Swift’s Masters theonion.com/1850729664
A Christmas Carol is a story about what happens to men who wear hats to sleep.
Cats Kill Thousands Of Species Across The World bit.ly/3Hh3VUp #WhatDoYouThink?
Just realizing that I attempted to spread holiday cheer to someone who didn't text me back.
Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together theonion.com/emotionally-di…
I used a different filter this time (Clarendon) to brighten my suit, cast my face deeper in shadow (the deeper in shadow the better), and obscure the brand of beer I'm drinking (I'm still waiting for the check for the years of free advertising). That said, Merry Christmas to all.
I've only dressed up like Santa once in my life, so for the foreseeable future you will have to endure this photo being posted every year.
Living the dream. Filing from a penthouse suite overlooking Hollywood and LA. Bags full of the sticky icky. Trying not to incur a room cleaning fee for the dank. 'Leafly Buzz: 13 top cannabis strains of November 2023' leafly.com/news/strains-p…
Do I have to perform on your doorstep? Take a drive bro 😂😂😂
@tomgreenlive Wish you were on the west side of Michigan.
Babe wake up the CIA got influencers to yassify osama bin laden to delegitimize all the complaints about killing Palestinians
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger? Ok, then why can’t I even do one push up?
I don’t totally live under a rock, I was aware there was an F1 racing thing happening in Vegas, but I hadn’t realized until tonight that the track is … on major city streets, including the Strip? That’s insane in the best Vegas way.
Flying to Burbank today for 3 days of reporting in West Hollywood. Get at me, LA weed peoples!
Famously, all the problems Jews have encountered began in 1948.
I want to adopt all three of them.
New profile pic. #CooperAndJax
Sadly eating an overpriced salad at a cartoon pace (did I chew???) did not cure me, yet again.
I chose to do mushrooms at 9am on a Monday instead of killing myself last night and that commands respect.
@PallaviGunalan “My child is uncomfy :( but I don’t wanna leave :( so I shall pressure her to make friends with strangers instead :) “
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