thehaikunews @thehaikunews1
Created by the one and only Loadz for the We Ugly Stay Humble radio show. We renew the tradition and hope to do him proud. Joined January 2020-
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Sexy M&Ms? Keep your kinks off air Tucker Stick to Fascism #haikunews
How ‘bout them Cowboys! Being Eliminated… Rings are getting rusty #haikunews #SFvsDAL
wash your goddamn hands turn off fox news, ignore trump maybe have a drink #CoronavirusPandemic #HaikuNews
empty stadiums better than full hospitals cancel everything #mlb #nba #ncaa #nhl #MarchMadness #COVD19 #HaikuNeed
the president lies protect yourself and loved ones WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS #coronavirus #COVID19 #HaikuNews
the #astros can talk but the only word i hear is ‘plunk plunk plunk plunk’ #astrosCheatingScandal #HaikuNews
the hue is perfect that orange can only mean it’s a Cheeto’s ad #OrangeFace #HaikuNews
no. uh-uh. no way. never ever ever no. karma is a bitch #PrayForRush #HaikuNews
punxatawney phil says it will be six more weeks of superstition #GroundhogDay #HaikuNews
I am old enough to remember when today was about football #SuperBowl #HaikuNews
The path now seems clear House Dems: call the witnesses And impeach again #ImpeachmentTrials #HaikuNews
One of the greatest Rest In Peace Kobe Bryant Legends never die
trump defense sneak peak: if the phone call was per-fect you have to a-quit #TrumpDefense #dershowitz #ImpeachTrump #HaikuNews
that space force logo looks a little familiar did they draft shatner? #SpaceForce #HaikuNews
that space force logo looks a little familiar did they draft shatner? #SpaceForce #HaikuNews
The people who say That you should read the transcripts So clearly did not #ImpeachTrump #HaikuNews
The people who say That you should read the transcripts So clearly did not #ImpeachTrump #HaikuNews
for the love of god don’t dip your boys in soy sace we’re a ketchup house #HaikuNews #SoySauceChallenge
for the love of god don’t dip your boys in soy sace we’re a ketchup house #HaikuNews #SoySauceChallenge
it's probably 'cause THIS ain't what googlers meant by "taylor swift's pussy" #CATS #HaikuNews
it's probably 'cause THIS ain't what googlers meant by "taylor swift's pussy" #CATS #HaikuNews
The Captain is back But now you can pause if you Need to Number 1 #StarTrekPicard
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87.3M Followers 51 Following 45th President of the United States of America🇺🇸Basketball becomes secondary... Take care of yourselves and your family. Wash your hands often.
When @tomtomorrow pages, you answer
The story behind why Kobe used a private helicopter in and around Los Angeles...🖤💔🏀🌎🖤
There’s a tease of spring in the air today, with temps in the 50s, ☀️and some very green grass. I love my Pacific Northwest storms (more ❄️ please!), but must admit that the weather today feels pretty dang spectacular.
The sudden death of Mr. Peanut has only heightened my disdain for Super Bowl commercials and the people who fawn over them.
The sun won’t set before 5 p.m. again in Seattle until November.
@thehaikunews1 Hahahaaaa!!!! I find that logo illogical!!!!
Russell Wilson and the Griffin twins were in complete amazement of this magic trick 🧙♂️ (via @thecheckdown)