Noah Kaplan @thenoahkaplan
Joined January 2014-
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Good news, everyone! I recorded a podcast and it's releasing soon. Leap Day (Feb 29) of this year! Be sure to listen on @ApplePodcasts or @Spotify or at tandonproductions.com/HRFH
#Spectrum fuck you and your company policies, squeezing every last penny out of the common person. How much does it cost to provide this service and you still feel the need to up the bill due to an industry standard? You're losing a customer. Again, fuck you.
Anyone else get the urge to fart as loud as possible at award shows?
Penultimate dad joke @thejoetoscano @elToroDe0ro @BrosephTuthill
Thankyou @timewarnercable for assuming that I because I live in a predominantly Latino area I must want my mail in Spanish. Swing and a miss
Anybody else get absolutely naked when you poo? Public bathrooms are awkward on a whole new level
People in the mall bitching about spending 400 on a watch...how do I get to the point where these are my problems?
Best part of Christmas: family sends presents. Worst part: not allowed to open until Christmas day. #jewsforchristmas
Bought gelt to share with friends for Hanukkah, ate it all, now I feel gelty.
Car got towed last night, making me an official L.A. resident...fuck that noise, give me a cheaper initiation
Venmo is cool cuz now I don't have to look at you when I ask for a dollar
Be still my beating heart, a new King Kong is coming.
Oh hey girl who tripped down the escalator, maybe keep your face out of your phone next time you use the auto stairs.
The Martian was a fantastic movie, but where was the Sean Bean death scene?
Going to @letsmakeadeal on Thursday and I get to see @WayneBrady in person! Can life get any better? I submit that it can not!
Coffins are coming out of the ground in SC, who would have guessed a flood would start the zombie apocalypse?
By moving in my roommates and I increased the white population of our complex by 300%. #takingbackthebuilding
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When someone tells you that you're pretty. tmblr.co/Zicumt21QfVPb
When you get caught in the act. tmblr.co/Zicumt1vgQXmQ
A cat found with an arrow through his chest is still alive. He has already been contacted by George R.R. Martin for a guest appearance.
Coffins are coming out of the ground in SC, who would have guessed a flood would start the zombie apocalypse?
@thejoetoscano NO LETS MAKE SURE WE GIVE EVERYONE NOTIFICATIONS @JamesKHarden @BrosephTuthill @itsbethhh @thenoahkaplan
Haven't seen a picture of Bam Margera since 2004. Just saw one now. He is looking old.
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EVERYONE WATCH CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL TODAY ON NETFLIX! YOU WILL THANK ME LATER! #LETSBUILDASNOWMAN @thenoahkaplan
You're an office park without any trees, corporate and cold.