sarah kelly @thesarahkelly
Deputy sports editor at @denverpost, bulldog owner, mostly Kansan and a little Texan. Formerly of a bunch of places. Just too soft for all of it. Denver Joined January 2009-
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I don't know what's better, the men in the replies acting like giant babies or this true poster wading into said replies and handing them their asses
I don't know what's better, the men in the replies acting like giant babies or this true poster wading into said replies and handing them their asses
You can just like or dislike an artist or an album and it doesn’t have to mean anything beyond that like we don’t need this much analysis of What This Says About Society every time Taylor Swift drops an album
Guys I just reminders Pie Shop on H Street and am once again having DC-related feelings
taylor you have to stop. your track list too long, your words too many. there are only five pitchfork writers now, taylor, you’ll kill them
I am a longtime @wamu885 sustaining member. I hesitate to do anything that would harm what remains of the newsroom, but I am not sure I am interested in sustaining this kind of leadership any longer.
I am a longtime @wamu885 sustaining member. I hesitate to do anything that would harm what remains of the newsroom, but I am not sure I am interested in sustaining this kind of leadership any longer.
Upon further consideration, I’m ready to say “Fortnight” is #good
“I cry a lot but I am so productive, it’s an art” is what’s going to get me through the playoffs.
Sorry in advance to the neighbors who will hear me screech “Who’s afraid of little old me?” 30 times a day for the next few weeks
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oh you hate taylor swift and you’re muting her new album title? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?
I’m so glad Taylor Swift has never learned to shut the fuck up in her life like look at the music I get to enjoy now
He said so long London
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6K Followers 977 Following #Preds beat reporter @tennessean | rec hockey with @MightyDrunksNSH | cards with @pwwcards | Bonnaroo junkie | Tolkien fan@thesarahkelly @kevwerk This is rapidly falling into the category of "If you have to explain the joke..."
@thesarahkelly @kevwerk I associate Jiminy Glick with his primary trait, which is "Making any possible circumstance about himself" so I'm really not sure what the nexus is here.
For @thesarahkelly
Now entering our Tortured Poets era.
@ConwaySternnn @Belrock01 @TheOnlyDSC Listen you gotta take that up with him, not me
And on top of this, I made a spreadsheet on excel with a dropdown menu. #BlackWomenInSTEM
I feel VERY unstoppable and I haven't had any coffee today. We call that growth, folks.
Before the Horn, bring back the LimeWire-style producer tags!
this man ouchea chalktalking dat piff releases. your fave driver could never
Retired NASCAR driver Mark Martin said his favorite artist is Gucci Mane 😂😂🔥🔥🔥
The year of dudes rock
Boyfriend told me he meal prepped today and upon investigation that meant he made and froze 20 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
being slow to pick up on new music is actually such a blessing. ppl are talking about taylor swift’s new album rn but i’m like have u guys heard dynamite by taio cruz ?? sooo good
@thesarahkelly That's okay, I take the bait on shit all the time
@packsyme @RUMMSKiiiS @thesarahkelly i’m not romanticizing it. it’s just true story. i don’t advise doing that and am glad i don’t do it any more
@thesarahkelly No share to AG as a singer but her lyrics aren’t that deep
@thesarahkelly I mean they’re an ariana grande fan account, take it with a grain of salt 😆
admin knows what’s up
wat does his sexuality have to do with his pitching ability
Jurrangelo Cijntje is an ambidextrous pitcher for Mississippi State He throws 90+ MPH with both arms and has a custom righty-lefty glove 🤯
@thesarahkelly That's one of those engagement farming accounts.
@thesarahkelly Yes! I feel this exact way. It very often comes off like “I just took my first English literature class”
@thesarahkelly Some people didn't grow up listening to Murmur or Life's Rich Pageant and it shows.
taylor you have to stop. your track list too long, your words too many. there are only five pitchfork writers now, taylor, you’ll kill them