paul bassett davies @thewritertype
Writer in residence, at my house. NEW novel: https://t.co/qYQgezK9TH thewritertype.com Green Brighton Joined February 2009-
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Today is Hitler's birthday. Or "Founder's Day," as many Daily Mail readers like to think of it.
What is behind "sick note culture?" Why, oh why, are increasing numbers of Britain's workers unable to endure lives of meaningless toil to prop up an uncaring, parasitic system that bleeds them dry for the benefit of greedy billionaires? I guess we'll never know, Rishi.
Oh dear, maybe the only way the government can get asylum seekers to Rwanda is to give them a dodgy PPE contract, introduce them to Michelle Mone, and ask her to take them there on her yacht.
We get it, Mark Menzies MP. We too have been held hostage by bad people. However, we're hoping we'll get the opportunity to vote them out of office soon in a general election.
Never be afraid to dream. And to dream, you need to sleep, even if it’s only a nap. What I’m basically saying is never be afraid to nap.
The only thing children learn from being smacked is that some adults use violence to control and intimidate people who are powerless.
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The best way to discourage people under sixteen from smoking is to tell them their parents thought it was cool. #smokingban
If I were the judge in Trump's trial I would order that every time he falls asleep everyone else in the courtroom must quickly dress in gorilla costumes so that when he wakes up he believes he's time-travelled into some type of Planet of the Apes scenario.
I don’t want to read the book Liz Truss has written, for the same reason that I wouldn't want to read a postcard from someone who burgled my house to pay for their holiday and left a turd in the fireplace.
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Ah, the first freezing sleet of springtime is always a cheerful sight.
On this day in 1918 the sublime Spike Milligan was born. He was a hero of mine when I was growing up, and I’m proud to say I once worked with him, twice.
Deluded narcissists like Liz Truss believe that the stubborn refusal of the populace to adore them can only be a result of shadowy forces conspiring against them. The alternative explanation is unimaginable to them: that the majority of people think you're a dickhead.
Many British politicians would do well to follow Donald Trump’s example, specifically by being fast asleep several thousand miles away.
Whenever I hear the phrase “thick and fast,” I visualise that photo of Liz Truss posing on a motorbike.
“As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.” - Proverbs, 26:11.
“As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.” - Proverbs, 26:11.
MPs have returned to parliament after their Easter recess, relaxed, refreshed and resolved to make the lives of others as miserable as possible.
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@thewritertype Yeah it's almost like they're not inspired by their leaders? Ha! How we laughed...
I come from a land, Wessex, within modern Britain, that used to be majority pagan. Today it has been Christianised. The memory of a pagan past has disappeared.
I come from a land, Anatolia, within modern Turkey's borders, that used to be majority Christian. Today it has been Islamized. The memory of a Christian past has disappeared. -Uzay Bulut #NatConBrussels2 @bulutuzay_
Different studio, different show! I’m on @BBCRadio3 with Classical Live 🎶 from 1 - 4 pm this afternoon. Here’s a little taster of what’s coming up …
@thewritertype @LissaKEvans Even down to the paper Marge uses to write on. The grain of the paper reminded me of paper I used in France years and years ago
"The smoking ban is ridiculous- I've smoked since I was 15 and its never done me any harm" -Andy, 28 from Bristol #smokingban
Rachel Riley getting her racist arse absolutely handed to her on her own Instagram is perfection
Suella Braverman, who repeatedly tried to ban protests she personally didn't approve of, suddenly gets concerned about politicians trying to "undermine free speech"
@thewritertype It was inconsistent because it was experimental. He was also completely untutored, and so bound to be prone to some technical errors. Puckoon is brilliant, and both it, and his next book, begin with a note about how writing it nearly drove him mad.
1/ I’m an Israeli academic. My community is still too silent about the war in Gaza. Following my viral tweet last month, this is the updated & expanded version of how I see things based on >1000 articles and 1000s of videos/images of the war. 🧵of summary conclusions:
@thewritertype She’s only bitter that, once again, she couldn’t win the popular vote theguardian.com/environment/20…
Not true. I wouldn't sell Bibles
@StormyDaniels Stormy Daniels is a parasite that would sell anything for a dollar
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petition.parliament.uk/petitions/5522… Please sign here to have gov representation with a hospitality minister. Debated on the 11th in parliament but needs more signatures. Hospitality is a key levelling up industry and we need it to thrive to get out of this crisis! @seatat_thetable
@thewritertype @duncanharris5 Very scary. We never know when this could happen, it's not like tracking an asteroid incoming.
My thoughts and prayers are with Laura Kuennsberg this morning as the start of World War 3 sadly interferes with her plan to lead on the Angela Rayner story.
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"They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it’s night once more." Happy birthday Samuel Beckett, and thanks for all the laughs.
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Standing room only at @HelenLederer’s launch for #NotThatImBitter. What a party, what a book!
Now *that* was a book launch. Absolutely fabulous night celebrating brilliant @HelenLederer’s wonderful memoir. Apparently I’m not in it. #NotThatImBitter ❤️❤️❤️
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