Someone just tell Herschel he won and give him a badge that says senator on it or something. That would probably work
@thor_benson @rumpfshaker Don’t forget to tell him that the Senate now meets at the Hooters out by the interstate
@thor_benson You do understand Herschel Walker would mop the floor with you if we valued masculine traits, right? Like, he is a straight-up better man than most of us.
@thor_benson One of those plastic *US Senator* badges with peel off tape on the back. ✅
@thor_benson Jusy give him a dunce hat and tell him he won.
@thor_benson @OleanderNectar Y’know, there’s about a 1% chance Herschel has any idea he’d have to move to DC and work 5 days a week if he won. Just tell him *that.*
@thor_benson @ireneberns Just tell him to go home to TX that it has been decided he will be a senator there lol.
@thor_benson Very funny! I needed that laugh!