tiffbeh @tiff_meister
dogs | cats | opossums Blue Ridge Mountains Joined September 2014-
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My husband walked in on me eating Buffalo chicken dip for breakfast and this was him
Just said the phrase “Your dad died but you got a daddy now” See y’all in hell
When one of my favorite book series drops a novella of bonus content
I went extra money for helping boomers at work everyday figure out simple computer skills
Me when my husband had to NERVE to say I was in college 10 years ago (in public on top of it all) It was 2 years ago, I’ll die on that hill thanks
As an adult the main thing I want is for a crow to befriend me and bring me presents
In America we don’t have healthcare we have a giant sphere that does nothing
In America we don’t have healthcare we have a giant sphere that does nothing
This who that lady seen on that plane
Sometimes I think I’m not southern then the sentence “I ain’t never had no fresh pecan (pee-can) before” came out of my mouth
The solidarity is next-level
Instagram. I’m never going to want to turn my stories into a reel. Leave me the fuck alone.
Electric shock therapy couldn’t make gay ppl straight but they rly think having a rainbow poster that says “be you” at an elementary school is going to turn children gay
Did you make a PowerPoint with photos and blurbs of all your friends for your therapist…. Or are you normal?
MRW they sent James home on the @BritishBakeOff
I’m over here dying laughing because a man asked me “I’d be so jealous of my wife was talking to me…” Meanwhile this man looking like Willa Wonka had a child with carrot to My husband watching this:
My coworker when she came in my office and heard “her body was dismembered and put in a closet” coming from my phone
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Philipp Grubauer?? That wasn't very gentlemanly...
normal person: i could never wish death upon someone no matter what! me after wishing death upon someone just cause:
Tonight should be fun: it’s “Superhero Night” at the @RailYardDawgs game! Just another opportunity for my old friends to remind me about when I posed in a Spider-Man costume for our high school annual!
Loving “Empty Bottles” @ParkwayBrewing! So much good yacht rock I feel like it’s 1978 again! Second song was “Baby Come Back”!
Going to “run like the wind” to Parkway Brewing tonight to see a yacht rock cover band play. Plus, Fat Bean Taco’s food truck is gonna be there and they have great veggie tacos!
Sillinger boards Beniers and Vince Dunn is having none of that. Love seeing Dunner stick up for Matty. #SeaKraken vs. #CBJ
Bake Off is back! So exciting ......#GBBO @BritishBakeOff
Got down on the Farmers Market at 7 this morning and Farmer Tim and his associate Tiffany were already unloaded and set up for the day! Felt like fall, but looked like summer!
Tim and Tiffany have got it going on the Roanoke Farmers Market today! The cantaloupes are incredible, plus Tiff gave me a vase of flowers as a peace offering from scaring me with the toy snake last week!
But….he’s not dressed in drag 😱
NY principal used Snapchat to try to lure a 16-year-old girl to meet him in a remote location for sex, bringing with him condoms, chicken nuggets and a Grimace milkshake from McDonald’s, authorities said.
LinkedIn is a bigger hellscape than twitter.
It’s the outfit tho..you a mom.
@BlackBroseidon Former employee? Currently suspended employee? Y'all gonna be retrained on phishing emails next week cuz of 1 dumbass
@MSD_Up_Aron Idk who it was. I was just fighting for my life time that shit out my inbox. It was a global email so employees all over the world were responding to it.
Some dumbass blind copied the entire company on an invitation to some meeting and I shit you not, 1035+ people replied all to that bitch. IT had to get involved and everything. I been in the trenches today.
The Good Lord is watching over me! I was DREADING being social today and right as I was getting in my car to start my plans I got that “Can we reschedule?” text!
Per @CapFriendly, the #SEAKraken have about $9.26M in cap space with just the Dunn extension to take care of. (Assuming one of Driedger/Daccord is buried in CV)
I will never be this embarrassing when I’m Megan Thee Stallion stay at home husband
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