Tom Lindsey @tmlindsey
Comedy writer, recovering political satirist, part-time rabble-rouser & full-time human apprentice. saysomethingfunny.wordpress.com Iowa City, Iowa Joined January 2009-
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The latest Vegas odd of #Belmont winning the NCAA basketball tournament are 500 to 1, the same odds #KimKardashian has of winning 2020 Presidential Election. Talk about a couple of Bracket Busters. #NCAATournament
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What I love about Twitter is that I can follow Katy Perry without getting arrested for stalking again. #katyperry
Listening to Bob Dylan makes me want to change my name to Robert Zimmerman. #bobdylan
If I was a fly, I'd totally post pictures on my Facebook page of my food marinade in my own regurgitated bile. #odetogarylarson
Just got this offer - Billy Bragg Ticket and CD Giveaway woobox.com/tqvot3/38rb26 from @IamNotJerry
Just played a round of Six Degrees of #General Petraeus and turns out I was only two degrees away from sleeping with him.
I can't find my winter slippers because of #Obamacare.
If one more person tries to talk me down from the Fiscal Cliff, I swear to God I'll jump! #fiscalcliff
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Palestinian Family Trapped Under Rubble Thrilled To Hear 'Gaza' Trending On Twitter onion.com/T56hbr
Thank HAL For New & Improved Intelligence saysomethingfunny.net/?p=953&prev iew=true
Thank HAL for new and improved artificial intelligence press-citizen.com/article/201209…
New think tank study reveals that, psychologically, #ToddAkin campaign in Missouri has an inability to abort itself.#batshitcrazy
Chick-Fil-A to recall 10% of distributed chickens for "reparative therapy".#chickfila
Used to think every voter should vote, but that was before "informed citizen" was adopted by the Oxymoron family (circa FOX "News" debut).
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God Hates Facts. #ConservativeBumperStickers
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