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So. We just landed at SFO at the international terminal. After collecting our bags and clearing immigration and customs, I punched up @lyft and requested a ride. I was informed that the pickup location was a 15 minute walk to a domestic terminal. @lyft doesn’t pick up at int’l?
Shout out to my niece Kenzie on Trans Day of Visibility. Love you!
I have a massive gluten and egg white allergy. There are also several vegetarians and vegans in my family and social circles. Guess who often has nothing to eat I didn’t bring myself?
I have a massive gluten and egg white allergy. There are also several vegetarians and vegans in my family and social circles. Guess who often has nothing to eat I didn’t bring myself?
I am really going to miss seeing my niece Emily in goal. It’s been a fun 20-year run for this auntie. I am especially proud of the time she spent at my alma mater setting records for @CalWSoc. Tomorrow she marries her college sweetheart and a new chapter begins.
I am really going to miss seeing my niece Emily in goal. It’s been a fun 20-year run for this auntie. I am especially proud of the time she spent at my alma mater setting records for @CalWSoc. Tomorrow she marries her college sweetheart and a new chapter begins.
Heading to the wedding of the year! Hoping to see some @CalWSoc alums at @emilynboyd1 and @PMekari’s celebration.
How to use algorithms to win bar bets while sporting #ologiesmerch.
How to use algorithms to win bar bets while sporting #ologiesmerch.
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Why is this person not on every watchlist.
Type the year you turned 14 into the GIF bar and post the best one you can fine. Frankly, I have too many from which to choose.
Jaydn!! Thanks for the near-fatal heart attack with my morning coffee.
Jaydn!! Thanks for the near-fatal heart attack with my morning coffee.
I got nuthin
I give up, @GameReady. I have tried to rent one of your systems since 11/28 (KR 12/4) and gotten nowhere. Doc faxed prescription. I filled out online forms. Called sales and talked to a human. Nothing. No response at all. So I’ve rigged up my own and my recovery is going well.
What do you call it when someone accidentally FaceTimes you? An accidental phone call is a butt dial. So is this a ButtTime?
Gotta love the puteketeke. npr.org/2023/11/15/121…
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@ask_aubry This would’ve been an entirely acceptable response
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